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31 Arlington, VA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–31
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 4:24pm
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from space camp
Rather not say
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm tall, I love sports and America (just in case you couldn't tell from my flag picture...unless you thought it was dead serious, in which case you probably think I'm a complete narcissist), and I'm pretty funny if you're not easily offended. I've been told by a few people that I remind them of the comedian Louis C.K., which is funny because I've always thought about doing stand-up comedy.
What I’m doing with my life
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IT Program Manager for a large faceless consulting firm. Contrary to most other people, I actually like going to work. Don't get me wrong though, if I could quit my job and play in the NFL/NBA/NHL/PGA Tour, I'd rather be doing that.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Throwing a football, moving furniture, chopping wood, being a responsible homeowner, and public speaking.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My height (6'3").
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I don't have much time for books; I'm a movie and TV buff. I love shitty 80s action and horror movies, and just about any hour-long TV show on cable.

If you never watched Breaking Bad, you seriously need to re-evaluate your life.

I like any music that sounds like 1980s Metallica, or if something has shredding guitar solos. Basically anything that sounds like this:
Yes, I realize the song he's playing is called "Cradle Robber". The irony is not lost on me. Side note: although I play guitar, the guy in that video is not me (some have asked). Although, I hope to be able to play that well in about, oh, 40 years.

I could probably eat mexican food every day of my life and be perfectly OK with it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, golf, NCAA and NFL football, Chipotle, above-average amounts of sleep.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
...what other people are thinking about.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching TV or movies, or working out. I adopted a routine of staying in on Fridays, and going out on Saturdays. It's a lot more fun to fully commit to one night instead of half-assing both nights.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Two separate, unrelated people told me that I resembled Gerard Butler. Another told me I looked like Bryce Harper. And ANOTHER said I looked like Kevin Love. I don't see it, but I do have to admit that those are some pretty handsome dudes.
You should message me if
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