Ho boy. Yeah. Um. Self-summary.

Well, basically, my friends have described me in the past as the "male Cheri Oteri", "Boris from Goldeneye", and that I have "ADD to the highest degree". Let me explain the last one: basically, I love people that I love. And when I am around them... I get such an adrenaline going, that I come off as, well, hyper. But not in a lap-dog sorta way. No... just more... animated? Ugh. I'm not selling myself very well, am I? Basically, I wear my heart on my sleeve. Let's put it that way.

Most importantly, though, I love laughing my ass off. So, if you can make me laugh, then you're in like Flynn.

I'm finishing up my last year as a grad student at Ohio University where I am getting my MFA in film production. Yup, I love movies. It's kinda my thing. You'll have to put up with me talking about movies. A lot. So if you don't mind me once in a while giving a faux lecture on gender representation in the slasher film, then you're my kinda gal. Four years in film school will do that to you. Sorry.

I plan on teaching film theory to the younginz at a University after I graduate.

Jumping really high. And pop culture trivia.

Probably my hand in the air because a high five is coming your way.

I love reading Stephen King, HP Lovecraft, Douglas Adams, Ray Bradbury, Richard Matheson and Phillip K. Dick as well as comic books and graphic novels. I also love reading film theory, feminist theory, philosophy and anything about religion because it fascinates me so much.

I like teen rebellion films, Spaghetti westerns, Marx Bros, and I love schlocky horror films.

I'm a pretty big nerd when it comes to TV, so I try to bring a healthy dose of anything that is either sketch comedy or sci-fi related like The State, Kids in the Hall, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Mr. Show, Not the Nine O'Clock News, SCTV, Whose Line is it Anyway?, old SNL, Conan O'Brien, Police Squad!, The X-Files, Lost, Red Dwarf, Dark Shadows, Sliders, Twin Peaks and MythBusters. Currently, I'm watching How I Met Your Mother (been watching it since day one), Girls, The New Girl, Sherlock, and Dexter.

I like rock n roll. NWOBHM. Punk. New Wave. Goregrind. Hardcore. Surf Rock. Grindcore. Garage Rock. Noise Rock. Doo Wop. Thrash Metal. 90s Alternative. Essentially, I go to shows that enable me to move around and throw my hands in the air like I just don't care. My friend once tried to get me to go to a Beirut show. I declined. I'm willing to go to a more laid back show, so maybe you can convince me otherwise.

Not gonna lie... I love food. I love eating. I love cooking. Basically, I respect anyone who's a vegetarian, but just know that I love cheeseburgers. And meaty pizza. And I will stuff my face silly if we come across a rad hole-in-the-wall joint that specializes in heart attacks.

First and foremost, oxygen.

2-6, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCZHJrooobs

How the word "colonel" doesn't have an "r" in it.

Either doing school work or correcting papers of students I teach, hanging out with friends, watching a movie or reading.

(I'm not supposed to tell you this, cuz of the government, but I hunt werewolves too. On Friday nights. Shh!)

The thought of cottage or cream cheese makes me want to vomit.

You like watching any type of movie no matter what the genre, you like your coffee black like your metal, you're not ashamed to admit that you go to conventions and are a giant nerd at heart, you are a stand-up comedian, you have mad style, you are in a band, you play Sudoku like a boss, and/or you one day want to travel the world (or already have).

A lot of girls on here like guys with beards, but unfortunately my face is terrible at growing facial hair, so if ya like a beard-less fellow, then say "hi, how are you, beard-less fellow?"