Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
1. I know the differences between "there, their, and they're". I
thought I needed to establish a fifth grade education level..at the
2. I exercise. If the word "Kettle Bell" reminds you more of a
Southern Cafeteria than an exercise apparatus..click that (x) over
3. Speaking of 'yonder'...I am from L.A. I moved here to aid my
mother...otherwise, I would not be here. I joined this site to
hopefully find a defector from either the Polyester Hair Collective
with memory foam posteriors...or the UGA cap/Teva sandals cult. So
far, no such luck.
4.I also, like you, enjoy food, fun, laughter, honesty, travel,
blah blah blah blah. Surprisingly I wouldn't like starving, while
bored out of my mind, hanging out with a liar without a
5. I like to 'breathe", so I am a "breathie"...you know..like a
'foodie'..but...air. I like to define myself with meaningless
terms..so I can at least sound unique.
6. I have traveled to places like Tanzania, Bora Bora, and New
7. I have no kids. Anywhere. On Earth. I promise. Well, maybe three
in Bora Bora. I kid.
8. If you model your life after a Real Housewife...no thanks. I
don't want to end up with a woman I have to bail out of jail for
fighting in a club bathroom over another woman stepping into her
9. Fine dining, traveling, exercise, and shopping are your
interests? You just want to be "Charlie Sheened"..so why not just
post your fee in the headline, and save everyone time, or google
Bunny Ranch...and make it official. I am looking to do the most
preposterous thing anyone has heard of..in this era..be
committed...and not the type involving a straight-jacket.
10. I am a cool dude who does not take himself seriously, and is a
lot of fun. If this profile did not make that clear...your
polyester hair, or UGA cap..is on way too tight.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living it with the GREATEST of purpose, and fully realizing that I
am not here for myself...but to give to others.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My limp is not quite as bad as my crossed-eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Alchemist. The Five People You Meet in Heaven. The Four
Music: This new band you have yet to hear of; Miles Davis, Stevie,
Marvin, John Coltrane, Old soul, Thievery Corp, Zero 7, Ray Charles
and LaMontagne.. Mint Condition. JM3, Bonobo.
Movies:Love Jones. What Dreams May Come.The Incredible Burt
Wonderstone. That shit is FUNNY!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Laughter. Loyalty. MacBook. Hope. Education. Mom.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If a fake a** is made out of memory foam or fix-a-flat.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Popping bottles in VIP like a stereotype, of course.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am actually five-eleven and 3/4 inches tall.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have at least considered not dating another version of your ex.
Come on, live a little.
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