Ok. I don't ask for much. I would be honored to meet a woman that
had at least two original body parts. An ear. Eyelashes. A thigh.
Just two. Any two. I will take a toe and an elbow, at this point.
There is nothing wrong with double-stuffing your body like an Oreo,
might I add. To each her own, I am more of a low-carb type. I am
considerate. I posted pictures of myself that are very recent. I
figured you did not want to show up on a date, like I did, and be
confused as to why my date, sent her much-larger twin sister. Oh
wait ..it turned out to be her. I now know what 52 'headshots'
means. Moving on....I am not a rapper, nor do I live life under
their philosophy, so I do not wear tennis shoes unless I am at LA
Fitness, or running, and I would never walk several feet in front
of you to propagate the image of detachment..flinging the door to
the restaurant open while it slams just before you reach it. Come
on. You've been there. My condolences. I am educated, and I don't
'text lyk dis'...because my mother would have beaten me with my
text books if I did not do well in school. Child abuse was legal
back then. I think not being stereotypical is why I am single. I am
from Los Angeles, where individuality is more of a celebrated
thing, where in the Confederate states, it is not. People stick to
what they know here....so I am thinking about watching reruns of
Love and Hip Hop, so I can get a some of that typical 'swag' (hate
that word) in my repertoire...or I was thinking of putting a UGA
Bulldogs sticker on my car. Anything to up my chances, right? I do
not have kids, but I love them...and no, I am not going to surprise
you down the road with the fact that I actually do have them. I
have also recently taken a night course in logistics to help you
devise your babydaddy drop-off/pick-up schedule, so we can go out
without having to plan weeks in advance! Teamwork makes the dream
work. In all seriousness, I am looking for the needle in the silver
haystack. One of the 11 unique women in Atlanta....regular,
typical, average, common...these types induce flaccidity. I need
the woman who makes off-color commentary. The type of woman who
likes Outkast, Radiohead, Aloe Blacc, AND Thievery Corporation.
Diverse in interests. I have tattoos, but also have read Nietzsche.
Balance is everything. I need the woman who is not tripping over
her Brazilian locks as she saunters down Peachtree, and if ..dare I
say it..but if the segregated lines of color are crossed..which is
blasphemy here...I am looking for the woman who is not posed next
to Bambi..that her ex murdered. Since I cannot bring myself to
follow protocol and just buy a beautiful woman, and take her
shopping at Phipps, I am hoping that there is one woman who is not
busy taking selfies for Facebook who sees this profile and
says...."I get it ".