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37 M Atlanta, GA

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5′ 11″ (1.80m)
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Graduated from university
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Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids

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My self-summary
Ok. I don't ask for much. I would be honored to meet a woman that had at least two original body parts. An ear. Eyelashes. A thigh. Just two. Any two. I will take a toe and an elbow, at this point. How about a GED? I know asking for beautiful AND smart is maybe...hmm, four-limbs and literate? Can I get that? Maybe the "Santa Clause of Love" could bring me a woman who only watched Real Housewives occasionally, rather than have the app on her phone, and view them as role models. Maybe, and I am reaching for the moon on this one, I could meet a woman who would be open to actually being OPEN to something new..I don't know, like a man who actually wanted to be a MAN for her. Gasp! I know you are saying "WTF is THIS lunatic saying? Love and Respect? This dude needs a prescription for Abilify!" What if there was a woman who started a new relationship NOT looking for signs of her old one??! I think on that day, I would see giant pieces of bread floating in the sky with pigs, tomatoes and lettuce on them..because as the Southerners say 'When pigs fly", is when that would happen. I am from Los Angeles, by the way. How about a woman with no selfies in the bathroom of a club, posing with a drink in her hand, while the bathroom attendant snaps the picture for she can instagram her lycra cut-out dress to her 'fans'. Kudos to the over thirty women doing the miley cyrus tongue thing. Now THOSE are the women who would raise kids properly and put them on the right road to success! As soon as she got home from the bar. What if I prayed to the ever-popular Jesus de Christo, and promised to donate money to a local preachers Bentley fund, if he brought me a woman who had kids by one man, so we would not have to figure out the logistical nightmare of babydaddy drop-offs and pick-ups? Am I asking too much if I said I would like a woman who didn't think a man wanting sex is a bad thing? Yes, I am going overboard. Men should NEVER want sex from a woman. Just lengthy conversations about all the things we do wrong, and more instructions on how to be a man FROM said woman. Forgive me for actually expressing a true pipe dream. Since you are all so' easy-going', no need to ask for that, right? Now this one is a it unreasonable to desire a woman who has at least considered joining LA Fitness? The thought alone, probably made her burn some calories..the anxiety of it all. Is it asking too much for a woman of the " I like traveling, shopping, and fine-dining" variety to have her price tag dangling from her hair extensions, so I can know BEFOREHAND how much she costs, so we don't have to perform the famous two-person play "I know you are a gold-digger and so do you but let's act like this is love"? I have good credit, so let me make the decision. You never know..I might be in the mood to purchase know..a'la Charlie Sheen. Can you write a woman off? I have to check on that. Also, I am not Latin, Asian, or middle the way.. to all of the caucasian women from Acworth, and Cumming, and other Georgia cities where your "pa' and paw paw" would disown you if you brought me home. Stop it. Long live the confederacy. I know it is tempting though. There is only so much stiff-walking, cargo shorted non-dancing and over-enunciated speech while calling you "babe" you can take. Can I get a woman who will at least go half on a Dyson handheld, so when her Malaysian llama-hair sheds all over my condo I can clean it up effortlessly? Don't get me wrong I LOVE IT..the long locks made in a chinese sweatshop. The Asian hair complements your African features. I live in a highrise. Those locks can be useful in an emergency where we can only escape over the balcony. We can tie one end to the can jump, and when it catches like a bungee cord, I can scale down it. I promise not to step on your beautiful face..and ruin those pouty pale pink lips.Teamwork makes the dream work, right?
What I’m doing with my life
Living it with the GREATEST of purpose, and fully realizing that I am not here for myself...but to give to others.
I’m really good at
Being an individual.
The first things people usually notice about me
My limp is not quite as bad as my crossed-eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Alchemist. The Five People You Meet in Heaven. The Four Agreements.
Music: This new band you have yet to hear of; Miles Davis, Stevie, Marvin, John Coltrane, Old soul, Thievery Corp, Zero 7, Ray Charles and LaMontagne.. Mint Condition. JM3, Bonobo.


Shows:Breaking Bad.

Movies:Love Jones. What Dreams May Come.The Incredible Burt Wonderstone. That ish is FUNNY.
The six things I could never do without
Laughter. Loyalty. Honor. Dignity. Education. Mom.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Who ate all the thin/fit women of color?
On a typical Friday night I am
Popping bottles in VIP like a stereotype, of course.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am actually five-eleven and 3/4 inches tall.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 35–45
  • Near me
  • For short-term dating
You should message me if
You have at least considered not dating another version of your ex. Come on, live a little.