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Rmar10

38 Atlanta, GA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 35–45
  • Near me
  • For short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 12:25am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Graduated from university
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Ok...My profile is going to be interactive, so please...play along. Firstly, you must use your Alan Thicke (Robin Thicke's father) infomercial voice when you read this...so clear your throat...and here we go:

DO YOU take off your face at night and put the parts in the nightstand next to your bed? You know, Butterfly lashes and llama-hair extensions?
DO YOU have more kids than bedrooms in your home?
DO YOU..confuse the proper usage of homonyms such as THERE, THEIR, and THEY'RE?
DO YOU..call yourself a BOSS, instead of a WOMAN?
DO YOU...Misrepresent terms like 'Athletic?
DO YOU...Hold your arm up toward the sky to take pics in order to instantly lose twenty pounds?
DO YOU..expect a resident of Buckhead to drive to a city with the suffix "VILLE" in it?
DO YOU...not know what "suffix" means?
DO YOU...take more selfies than self-inventory?

Then guess what, YOU ARE ON THE WRONG PROFILE!! Tell them what she wins, Alan. You win, a first-class, all-expense paid trip to 3 restaurants and four bars....THIS WEEK, with mediocre men with no personality, class, or style, who will lie to you and tell you everything you want to hear just to get you in bed, and then stop answering your text messages! But wait..there's more....You will also win a round trip ticket RIGHT back to this site, to enjoy more wasted time and effort due to complete lack of awareness!

Now on with the show!

I know. I know. Information. You all want info...so you can do a powerpoint comparison to see if our hobbies match up! So, I am from Los Angeles...suffering from segregated social interaction culture shock! I moved here 7 long years ago. Long story short...my parents moved here. I did not. Dad ditched mom. Mom had no job. Sons came. All is well, Mom has a new deadbeat (remember..women love to repeat cycles, even mom)....but I am there to catch the fall. I am a singer, in a band. We got signed a year or so ago, after 94 years of effort...so, you know two things about me from that. I never quit, and I am loyal to whatever, or whomever I believe in...until the end. I travel often...have been to places like Bora Bora and Tanzania. New Zealand and Hong Kong. So..."I be cultured, nahmeen?" My mother raised me to be multi-faceted, interesting, and to have not one iota of beeeeyatch in me. I am a man. I know what I am doing. I dress like a man. Act like a man. Take care of business like a man. I know you have heard of us. Want to meet one? Don't be scared. I promise....the goal of my life is to create an environment of spiritual, financial, and emotional safety for the future yin to my yang. I am not chasing sex. I am in pursuit of a life-partner. Someone to listen to as she complains about her crazy co-worker...while I sit, and nod and occasionally chime in with a well-timed "that b....... is crazy!" All I ask is that she feeds me. She does not have to even cook it...just make sure it is in the house...and I will always make sure she has things like electricity and a clean car (full of gas), because for some reason....women are against visiting a car wash..ever. I guess you just wait until it rains. Go outside and look at your car, right now.

See ...you need me. Teamwork makes the dream work.

Namaste.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living it with the GREATEST of purpose, and fully realizing that I am not here for myself...but to give to others.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being an individual.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I have a theme song playing when I walk into any room.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Alchemist. The Five People You Meet in Heaven. The Four Agreements.
Music: This new band you have yet to hear of; Miles Davis, Stevie, Marvin, John Coltrane, Old soul, Thievery Corp, Zero 7, Ray Charles and LaMontagne.. Mint Condition. JM3, Bonobo.

Food:Mexican.

Shows:Breaking Bad.

Movies:Love Jones. What Dreams May Come.The Incredible Burt Wonderstone. That shit is FUNNY!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Laughter. Loyalty. MacBook. Hope. Education. Mom.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If a fake a** is made out of memory foam or fix-a-flat.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Popping bottles in VIP like a stereotype, of course.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That Bruce Jenner has made me wary of women over 5'8", and I am actually 5 feet 11 and 5/8 inches according to my doctor!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have at least considered not dating another version of your ex. Come on, live a little.