Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I know the differences between "there, their, and they're". I've
read a number of profiles..as I am sure you have... that show
America's dedication to illiteracy, so I thought it would be
appropriate for me to start with that statement. Let me give you an
example. THERE is a trend I read about on Huffington Post where
women are spraining THEIR elbow tendons from contorting at
unnatural angles while THEY'RE engaged in taking pictures of
themselves. I want the woman who finds that statement funny.
Now on with the show. I am from L.A.. I moved here to aid my
mother. Family first. The South is quite a different
experience....the tightly-formed groups, and lack of
individuality...aka "sheeple"..so I decided to try this site....to
expand my possibilities. I am looking for a woman with an old
soul..who possesses some 'life-know how..and is not still figuring
out what she wants..she knows. I do not have a dating schedule
written on a dry-erase board hanging over my dresser, and I am
hoping to meet a woman who does not look up to the Real Housewives,
and has not invested in the ever-popular memory foam body parts. I
have a passport and have been to places like Tanzania, and Bora
Bora, and hopefully she has also ventured outside of this country.
Travel abroad exposes you to the fact that America may have a
'lifestyle' advantage, but in terms of class and culture...we are
like the Alabama of the world. Go to London and find a dude in
cargo shorts or a woman with neon lips ..at 35. You won't.
Anyway... I have no babymama, don't like texting (prefer the phone
feature on my PHONE), and am not chasing sex. I am in pursuit of a
life-partner. Someone to listen to as she complains about her crazy
co-worker...while I sit, and nod and occasionally chime in with a
well-timed "that b....... is crazy!" Teamwork makes the dreamwork,
and I am ready for a woman who can tell me where in the world I
left my car keys, and I will take her dirty car to be cleaned every
Saturday morning, because single women don't believe in a car wash.
Go outside and look at your car right now.
See. I told you. You need me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living it with the GREATEST of purpose, and fully realizing that I
am not here for myself...but to give to others.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My limp is not quite as bad as my crossed-eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Alchemist. The Five People You Meet in Heaven. The Four
Music: This new band you have yet to hear of; Miles Davis, Stevie,
Marvin, John Coltrane, Old soul, Thievery Corp, Zero 7, Ray Charles
and LaMontagne.. Mint Condition. JM3, Bonobo.
Movies:Love Jones. What Dreams May Come.The Incredible Burt
Wonderstone. That shit is FUNNY!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Laughter. Loyalty. MacBook. Hope. Education. Mom.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If a fake a** is made out of memory foam or fix-a-flat.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Popping bottles in VIP like a stereotype, of course.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That Bruce Jenner has made me wary of women over 5'8".
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have at least considered not dating another version of your ex.
Come on, live a little.
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