Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Whoa, hey! Don't touch me!
The name's Soren.
I'm always honest and my clothes never fit right.
I have perpetually messy hair. I'm kind of snarky.
All I want in life is to be friends with you and hold hands.
(No hookups please! Sorry, I'm just not into that!)
What I’m doing with my life
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Drinking Diet Coke.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
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unintelligible by excessive use of abstruse technical terms;
see also: Panicking
and also: Hiccuping
Oh, and cursing excessively. You're welcome.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm bammin' slammin' booty-licious.*
* I'm an octogenarian in a twelve year old's body.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Blue October, Mindless Self Indulgence, Kanye West, Modest Mouse,
and Fever Ray are my top favorites right now. It's all subject to
Books: Think Chuck Palahniuk, Stephen King and Wally Lamb
Movies: Tekkonkinkreet, Ghost in the Shell, The Flying Scotsman,
Ink, A.I Artificial Intelligence, Lord of the Rings, Spirited Away,
Heart String Marionette, Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind, The
SpongeBob Squarepants Movie, The Truman Show.
Food:I'm a picky eater.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What if robots really can love?
Do fish have feelings?
What if video game characters really do exist and they are trapped
inside their respective video games and they resent you for
everything you make them go through?
Also, my brain never shuts up. So there is that.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Crying/working/eating/ gaming it up
You should message me if
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You were Zack
in another life.
You like flowers and you want to talk about them.
You want to cuddle me up or maybe pat me for awhile.
You're a giant and you want to step on me.
You want to be my friend.
You're really into Dragon Age.
Who are you looking for?
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