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41 San Francisco, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:05pm
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
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I find everything fascinating. I've wasted many hours on Wikipedia. I can’t recall the number of things that I took apart as a child, some never made it back alive.

I have been called a nerd. Which is fair, I've seen Star Wars...a lot. I can be a smart ass. I've always been the class clown and I love an audience but really, I just like making people laugh, at me, at themselves, at the oddities of the world, it doesn't matter. I am truthful to a fault and I WILL get myself in trouble if at all possible.

I love tennis. I love to watch it. I love to play it. It's still the only sport I truly love...that and Bombardment. Why aren't there leagues?

I despise waste of any kind. Why do people leave the water running when they brush their teeth?

I'm looking for a confident, sassy, intelligent, delightfully different partner who will inspire and challenge me if I offer the same in exchange, ideally, someone with a dry wit and a soft heart. You can't take yourself too seriously. Be ready to laugh, at me, at yourself, at anything. I'm never bored and you won't be either. I also need someone who genuinely enjoys exercise, if it's a job for you to stay active, we probably won't get along.
What I’m doing with my life
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I was a sommelier in a former life. Now, I'm an Emergency Nurse at a county hospital. In my job, I believe that laughter is the best medicine. Well, laughter and Morphine. Both together = Happy Patients. I'm lucky enough to work at a stimulating, challenging, rewarding job that keeps me happy and funded. As much as I love it, I'll be going back to school at some point.

Creatively, I do a little stand up comedy as a hobby and I'm working on a screenplay with a friend of mine but, who isn't?

When I’m not doing that, I'm enjoying San Francisco's weather, music, theater and food. I also provide wine for friends whenever possible in exchange for stimulating conversation.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh when they believe they shouldn't. Inappropriate and poorly timed comedy is quite possibly my greatest asset/liability.

This becomes unfortunate when my patient has an appendix the size of a Volkswagon and, I can't help myself and, every joke results in unspeakable pain (Enter Morphine).
The first things people usually notice about me
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Most likely my height, I'm a large man.

Unfortunately, I have no actual fighting ability. However, I'm very adept at PRETENDING to be tough. This has helped me more than anything. I can also scream and run if necessary.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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TV: Sherlock, Game of Thrones, 30 Rock, Firefly, Daily/Nightly Show, old Simpsons, Archer, Bob's Burgers and Modern Family.

Podcasts: Freakonomics Radio, Wait Wait Don't Tell Me!, The Bugle, This American Life, and Radio Lab.

Film: V for Vendetta, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Fletch, Reservoir Dogs, Office Space, So I Married an Axe Murderer, Happy Gilmore, Braveheart, Star Wars, Inception and of course The Boondock Saints.

Music: Killers, Frank Sinatra, David Bowie, Phoenix, Muse, Tool and the 80's in general.

Books: Ready Player One, A Foreskin's Lament, 100 Years, Bossypants, Lamb, Slaughterhouse Five, The Sun Also Rises, 1984 and anything by David Sedaris.

Food: First and foremost, chocolate. I don't think I will ever get over my love affair with pizza though. Pumpkin pie is a close second. Since I moved to this city though, I can't seem to get enough burritos. Mission has become my Mecca.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Rich foods


New things to try

Stimulating conversation


Wine, coffee, and chocolate (They're all related right?)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The unrealistic amount of things I want to do today, holistic medicine, climate change, Geopolitics, Technology and puppies. (I want a dog.)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Eating out.
Eating in.
Drinking wine (In and out)
Seeing a show (Live music, movies, plays, musicals etc.)
Having dinner and/or games at home with friends.
Or you may find me studying or reading something online, also with wine.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Me and my cat have many conversations.
You should message me if
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You enjoy healthy debate.
You're impossible to offend.
You're a dog person.
You're curious.
You have a crush on Tina Fey.
You embrace your flaws.
You can talk ad nauseam about nothing.
You're smart but not arrogant about it.
You exercise regularly.
You know what Borscht Belt Humor is, and love it.