I can be a smart ass. I’ve always been the class clown and I love an audience but really, I just like making people laugh, at me, at themselves, at the oddities of the world, it doesn’t matter.
I work in a county hospital ER. In my job, I believe that laughter is the best medicine. Well, laughter and Morphine. Both together = Happy Patients.
I am truthful to a fault and I WILL get myself in trouble if at all possible.
I love tennis. I love to watch it. I love to play it. It's still the only sport I truly love...that and Bombardment. Why aren't there leagues?
I find everything fascinating. I’ve wasted many hours on Wikipedia. I can’t recall the number of things that I took apart as a child, some never made it back alive.
I despise waste of any kind. Why do people leave the water running when they brush their teeth?
I'm rarely content. I'm looking for a muse to keep me company and make my life more colorful; a loyal, intelligent, delightfully different partner who will inspire and challenge me if I offer the same in exchange. I would like someone with a dry wit and a soft heart. You can't take yourself too seriously. Be ready to laugh, at me, at yourself, at anything. I'm never bored and you won't be either.
Also, I am unreasonably attracted to women who wear glasses and/or talk with their hands.