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40 M San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:14pm
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I have been called a nerd. Which is fair. I've never paid for software, and I still get calls to debug my friends' machines. Now, I'm an ER nurse in the city and I work nights so, if you get a message from me at 4AM, it's not creepy, it's just my day off.

I can be a smart ass. I’ve always been the class clown and I love an audience but really, I just like making people laugh, at me, at themselves, at the oddities of the world, it doesn’t matter. In my job, I believe that laughter is the best medicine. Well, laughter and Morphine. Both together = Happy Patients.

I am truthful to a fault and I WILL get myself in trouble if at all possible.

I love tennis. I love to watch it. I love to play it. It's still the only sport I truly love...that and Bombardment. Why aren't there leagues?

I find everything fascinating. I’ve wasted many hours on Wikipedia. I can’t recall the number of things that I took apart as a child, some never made it back alive.

I despise waste of any kind. Why do people leave the water running when they brush their teeth?

I'm rarely satisfied. I'm looking for a muse to keep me company and make my life more colorful; a loyal, intelligent, delightfully different partner who will inspire and challenge me if I offer the same in exchange. I would like someone with a dry wit and a soft heart. You can't take yourself too seriously. Be ready to laugh, at me, at yourself, at anything. I'm never bored and you won't be either.

Also, I am unreasonably attracted to women who wear glasses and/or talk with their hands.
What I’m doing with my life
I work at a stimulating, challenging, rewarding job that keeps me happy and funded. I work as a registered nurse in an emergency room in San Francisco. I love my job but, I'll be going back to school soon.

When I’m not doing that, I'm enjoying San Francisco's weather, music, theater and food. I also provide wine for friends whenever possible in exchange for enlightening conversation.

Also, I'm working on a screenplay with a friend of mine but, who isn't?
I’m really good at
Making people laugh when they believe they shouldn't. Inappropriate and poorly timed comedy is quite possibly my greatest asset.

This becomes unfortunate when my patient has an appendix the size of a volkswagon and I cannot help myself and every joke results in unspeakable pain (Enter Morphine).
The first things people usually notice about me
Most likely my height and girth, I'm a large man.

Unfortunately, I have no actual fighting ability. However, I'm very adept at PRETENDING to be tough. This has helped me more than anything. I can also scream like a little girl if necessary.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
TV: Game of Thrones, 30 Rock, Firefly,The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, old Simpsons and ARCHER.

Podcasts: Wait Wait Don't Tell Me!, The Bugle, This American Life, and Radio Lab.

Film: V for Vendetta, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Fletch, Reservoir Dogs, Office Space, So I Married an Axe Murderer, Happy Gilmore, Braveheart, Star Wars, Inception and of course The Boondock Saints.

Music: U2, Frank Sinatra, David Bowie, Phoenix, Muse, Flobots, Tool and the 80's in general.

Books: Ready Player One, Foreskin's Lament, Bossypants, Lamb, Slaughterhouse Five, The Sun Also Rises, and anything by David Sedaris.

Food: First and foremost, chocolate. I don't think I will ever get over my love affair with pizza though. Pumpkin pie is a close second. Since I moved to this city though, I can't seem to get enough burritos. Mission has become my Mecca.
The six things I could never do without
Wine, coffee, and chocolate (They're all related right?)



Great Food

Stimulating Conversation

I spend a lot of time thinking about
The unrealistic amount of things I want to do today, holistic medicine, climate change, and puppies. (I want a dog.)
On a typical Friday night I am
To be honest, I work most weekends. When I do have days off, I take advantage.

I eat out.

I eat in.

I drink wine (In and out)

I see shows.

Or you my find me studying or reading something online, also with wine.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Me and my cat have many conversations.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
You love healthy debate.
You're impossible to offend.
You're a dog person.
You're intensely curious.
You have a crush on Tina Fey.
You embrace your flaws.
You can talk ad nauseam about nothing.
You're smart but not arrogant about it.
You think of food as entertainment.
You know what Borscht Belt Humor is, and love it.