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RobApocolypse

40 M San Francisco, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:48pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Medicine
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have been called a nerd. Which is fair. I've seen Star Wars.

I can be a smart ass. I’ve always been the class clown and I love an audience but really, I just like making people laugh, at me, at themselves, at the oddities of the world, it doesn’t matter.

I work in a county hospital ER. In my job, I believe that laughter is the best medicine. Well, laughter and Morphine. Both together = Happy Patients.

I am truthful to a fault and I WILL get myself in trouble if at all possible.

I love tennis. I love to watch it. I love to play it. It's still the only sport I truly love...that and Bombardment. Why aren't there leagues?

I find everything fascinating. I’ve wasted many hours on Wikipedia. I can’t recall the number of things that I took apart as a child, some never made it back alive.

I despise waste of any kind. Why do people leave the water running when they brush their teeth?

I'm rarely content. I'm looking for a muse to keep me company and make my life more colorful; a loyal, intelligent, delightfully different partner who will inspire and challenge me if I offer the same in exchange. I would like someone with a dry wit and a soft heart. You can't take yourself too seriously. Be ready to laugh, at me, at yourself, at anything. I'm never bored and you won't be either.

Also, I am unreasonably attracted to women who wear glasses and/or talk with their hands.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work at a stimulating, challenging, rewarding job that keeps me happy and funded. I love my job but, I'll be going back to school soon.

When I’m not doing that, I'm enjoying San Francisco's weather, music, theater and food. I also provide wine for friends whenever possible in exchange for enlightening conversation.

Also, I'm working on a screenplay with a friend of mine but, who isn't?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh when they believe they shouldn't. Inappropriate and poorly timed comedy is quite possibly my greatest asset.

This becomes unfortunate when my patient has an appendix the size of a volkswagon and I cannot help myself and every joke results in unspeakable pain (Enter Morphine).
The first things people usually notice about me
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Most likely my height and girth, I'm a large man.

Unfortunately, I have no actual fighting ability. However, I'm very adept at PRETENDING to be tough. This has helped me more than anything. I can also scream like a little girl if necessary.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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TV: Game of Thrones, 30 Rock, Firefly,The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, old Simpsons and ARCHER.

Podcasts: Wait Wait Don't Tell Me!, The Bugle, This American Life, and Radio Lab.

Film: V for Vendetta, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Fletch, Reservoir Dogs, Office Space, So I Married an Axe Murderer, Happy Gilmore, Braveheart, Star Wars, Inception and of course The Boondock Saints.

Music: U2, Frank Sinatra, David Bowie, Phoenix, Muse, Flobots, Tool and the 80's in general.

Books: Ready Player One, Foreskin's Lament, Bossypants, Lamb, Slaughterhouse Five, The Sun Also Rises, and anything by David Sedaris.

Food: First and foremost, chocolate. I don't think I will ever get over my love affair with pizza though. Pumpkin pie is a close second. Since I moved to this city though, I can't seem to get enough burritos. Mission has become my Mecca.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Wine, coffee, and chocolate (They're all related right?)

Sarcasm

Google

Great Food

Stimulating Conversation

Spontaneity
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The unrealistic amount of things I want to do today, holistic medicine, climate change, and puppies. (I want a dog.)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
To be honest, I work most weekends. When I do have days off, I take advantage.

I eat out.

I eat in.

I drink wine (In and out)

I see shows.

Or you my find me studying or reading something online, also with wine.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Me and my cat have many conversations.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You love healthy debate.
You're impossible to offend.
You're a dog person.
You're intensely curious.
You have a crush on Tina Fey.
You embrace your flaws.
You can talk ad nauseam about nothing.
You're smart but not arrogant about it.
You think of food as entertainment.
You know what Borscht Belt Humor is, and love it.