I'm here because this city is big and it could be easier to find someone while scouring the internet. I'm an open book so feel free to ask me anything. I'm basically looking for someone who knows how to laugh at both themselves and at other situations and doesn't take life too seriously.

I like things that many 20 somethings don't like to do. I read the news, I watch movies with subtitles, I listen to music made prior to last week and I love associating with people from other countries. Jeez I hate writing this stuff. I'm better in actual conversations. If you like to laugh though, I promise I can do that for you

My Facebook statuses are 90% terrible puns. If you can't laugh at corny nonsense then move along

I teach English to foreigners who are here for a few months on the campus of Mount St. Vincent in the Bronx. It's an awesome job and I feel like I'm contributing important and useful knowledge that will help them in each of their lives. Certainly not for the pay.

My day consists of correcting errors like this:

Picture: Crying baby
Directions: Using MIGHT HAVE/MAY HAVE, describe what is happening in the picture

Student: The baby might have jizzed himself
Me (through bouts of laughter): You sure you mean that?
Student: Oh shit. I see what I did. The baby might have peed himself
Me: Much better. Thought we were going to need a biology lesson

Making people laugh and expressing my opinion

Saved By The Bell trivia (really it's shameful)
Finding the forgetful 90s songs that everyone else forgets about
Recommending awesome foreign movies no one watches because it has subtitles

I can hold a conversation about many different things and that there will be not be any awkward downtime. I am well-educated and have many interests so the conversations will come easy.

I read non-fiction books. Usually about history and baseball but I like reading all non-fiction books.

Movies are tougher. I watch all movies but my all-time top 5 are Back To The Future Trilogy (I consider all 3 a giant epic), The Usual Suspects, Almost Famous, Pulp Fiction and Who Framed Roger Rabbit

Shows: Archer, The Daily Show, Colbert Report, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, The Wire, Deadwood, Homeland, Boardwalk Empire, Treme

Music: Too many to name

Food: All types

Not watching the Yankees
not making people laugh
not hearing new music
or seeing a new movie
or forgetting how to count to six

How everyone says they like staying in on Friday's yet no one is ever on this site when I check

How everyone in their question "what do you want right, now a relationship or sex" and everyone puts sex while in their profile says they don't want people messaging them for sex

How Arrested Development was cancelled if every single person on this site watched it

Other odd trends on this site

out doing something. It doesn't matter what but it's the best city in the world and there's always something to do

I have an on-going list of every movie I have seen. As of writing this I am at 3,462. By the time you read this it will be more.

you're free-thinking, sarcastic, doesn't take life too seriously, knows both definitions of Santorum, follows happenings in the world, doesn't mind a Yankee season ticket holder and are filterless.

If you think Curtis Mayfield's Move On Up is the greatest song ever made

And if you can admit that this is awesome:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBb9hTyLjfM