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34 Palm Harbor, FL Man


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 23–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:27am
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly vegan
Other, and very serious about it

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My self-summary
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In a constant state of refinement, while remaining true to the id.

First off, I'd just like to say the universal body of gals out there, I'm sorry for picking on my little sister when we were kids, don't make me have to be an old, grey haired bachelor that spends his days making ships in a bottle. Me and my sis are square now, and we're good, alright?

If you make it through the first two paragraphs and details over on the right side of the screen, then we should probably get to know each other.

Relatively sure I'm a manufacturer's model that's only in the prototype stages. Somehow I escaped the factory after learning of a plan to scrap the project and have me dismantled. I've heard talk that there's another model out there that shares a very similar history, I'm looking for her.

IMPORTANT: I do not do online dating. My profile is only on here because I used to think I could find the one through digital digging. Truth is, I'm out there, in the physical world--come find me. I left this profile active in case someone came along and liked what they read and seen and had almost given up hope of finding someone compatible. Keep the faith.

To sum me up, I can say this: I've accepted that society considers me too awkwardly normal for my own good. My goal is to find someone to lay claim to this wild and zany universe with while most everyone else spends their eternity spinning their tires, and then gallivant around until the last sun burns out, or at least grab lunch.

I'm the type of person that when I enter a room, everyone is likely to become quiet, almost as if a spaceship had just spit me out, or I have a case of telepathic tourettes. I'm merely looking for someone to combine oddness with.
What I’m doing with my life
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Publishing and marketing my second book.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
As my mother implanted in my head all those years ago: whatever I put my mind to.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Non-orthodox sense of confidence.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Princess Bride, Double Exposure, Eyes of the Dragon, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Series, Holographic Universe, Still Life with Woodpecker, The Lost Symbol, The Bible (because it really is an impressive, cryptic piece of literature, nothing more), Siddhartha


Ferris Bueler's day Off, Wristcutters, Synecdoche, Waking Life, The Princess Bride, Darjeeling Limited, Moonrise Kingdom, Before Sunrise, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Iron Man 1,2, 3, Being John Malkovich, Men Who Stare at Goats, Hot Tub Time Machine, A Sure Thing, Stardust, Ocean's 11, 12, 13, Burn After Reading, Science of Sleep, Garden State, Dr. Strangelove, Moon, Love, Breakfast Club


Youngblood Hawke, The Shins, The 1975, The Kooks, The Givers, The Mowgli's, Rolling Stones, The Doors, Phoenix, Grouplove, MGMT, fun., Silversun Pickups, Death Cab for Cutie, Dave Matthews Band, Postal Service, Soundgarden, Rage Against the Machine, Brad Paisley, Bruce Springsteen, Bob Dylan, Pink Floyd, Vampire Weekend, Alt-J, Cage the Elephant, Young the Giant, Mumford and Sons, Fossil Collective, Foo Fighters, Franz Ferdinand, Fitz and the Tantrums, American Authors, Two Door Cinema Club
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The first joke that will be told to extra-terrestrial life.

(So, we've spent thousands of years contemplating the idea of intelligent life on other planets. we can have more beings to have our senior citizens yell at to keep of their lawns and fight for prime beach front seating at?)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working two jobs, reading, writing, gaming or movie night.
You should message me if
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