Oh.. and no.. I don't think I'm "The Man" as I've been accused of thinking I am because of how I write. ..Well, I mean... I do, but I don't try to sound like I think I do. Dammit, I think I messed that up.
I'm a young stand-up comic, writer and doorman because those two pay so well. Absolutely every single second of the day there's a part of my mind that is making a joke about every moment in time that's happening. When something does happen and I don't actually make a joke out loud its because I made a conscious decision not to.. Not because I didn't want to offend people but, because no one would last around me for more than five minutes. But I'm exaggerating of course and am far from a guy who can't be serious.
I'm NOT a hipster... not that there's anything wrong with that.
I have two younger sisters (18, 13) who are two of my favorite people in the world but ya know, we're not, like, weirdo close. I also have a baby nephew that I would push both my sisters in front of a train for. He's awesome. But why are we discussing all this now? Moving on.
I love writing. I can't stop. I'm hesitant to even start right now... because I'm just not going to stop. Oh god it's starting...
I'm so goddamn lovable people really hate me for it.
I stupidly went many years suppressing my love for acting and comedy and the works after my uncle sat me down and convinced me to put it off until later. He meant well. Only took five years for me to finally snap and realize I was wasting my life away and I am literally just a matter of weeks into trying to make up lost time. So I've barely got the door open let alone put my foot through it. Im doing it more or less on my own so its all still a learning process and havent even started down the acting road just yet.
I hate with a passion editing purely for grammar and small spelling mistakes. Then when I do that I end up adding more content which his mistakes and have to come back later and edit it again... and the cycle begins anew.
I'm highly intelligent, really funny, unbelievable in bed and ridiculously modest. Honestly, I'm pretty sure that my lack of ego is what makes me better than everybody else.