Find better matches with our advanced matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy

RobTheParkitect

33 M Austin, TX

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:07pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), German (Poorly)

Similar Users

My self-summary
I'm energetic, passionate, playful, and inquisitive. I prefer to live life without too many plans and I like to just go with the flow as much as possible. Really long walks to explore nature or an unknown part of the city are one of my absolute favorite things.

Besides that I do typical guy stuff: I play soccer, work on my 20 year old car, and try to have a night out with the guys at least once a week. I also love watching action movies, going to museums, I love animals (I don't even step on bugs if I can help it), and want someone to comfort me when shit gets tough. I do struggle with letting my guard down and letting people in. What can I say, I'm used to getting to know people over time. I'm definitely not a fast mover. Play your cards right and I might hold your hand by the third or fifth date!

What else should you know about me? I absolutely view men and women on equal terms. Sarah Conner was as much a part of my childhood as John McClain was.

I'm looking for someone to share laughter, exploration, and adventure with. I would also love to find a partner in crime. Not real crime, more like petty crime, like jumping fences to go for 3 AM swims and other general adventure/mischief. I would like to find someone who I can best describe as simply down. Down to do pretty much whatever whenever. Someone who realizes its not what you do, but who you do it with that matters.

Here's a list of some things I'm in favor of, in no particular order:

Public Transportation
Walk-able Cities
Gay marriage
Manual transmissions
Cultural exchange
Travel
Trying new things
Cats, Dogs, Fish, Reptiles, Birds, Insects
Education
Sustainability
Laughter
Long Walks
Film Photography
Open mindedness
Logic
Sex
Sending people to Mars
Mindfulness
Kindness
Urban Rail
Xbox
The Metric System
Spontaneity
Mid century modern design
Exercise
Cards against humanity
What I’m doing with my life
Working at an Architecture/Landscape Architecture firm that allows me to use my creativity to solve complex problems.

Playing soccer, going to the gym, practicing an esoteric martial art, photography, and occasionally fly fishing.

Beyond that, I'm always doing my best to continue learning, laughing, and exploring.
I’m really good at
Picking bruised Avocados, seriously HEB, are they ALL bruised???
Winning and losing gracefully.
Design, although it turns out I'm pretty horrible at Civil Engineering.
Taking Naps on Sundays with my cat while I'm "watching" a soccer match....no no, don't turn it off, those soothing British accents make me feel like I'm home!
Driving, I know for many its a chore, but I really love cars, and for me it is one of those truly fantastic experiences in life.
Photography, or at least I was. I'm revising it as a hobby currently.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love anything that involves mystery, adventure, excitement and/or comedy. I also always love a good revenge or redemption story.

Some of my favorites books, movies, and shows are: anything Sherlock Holmes, anything by William Gibson, Blade Runner, Big Trouble in Little China, Shaun of the Dead/Hot Fuzz, Archer, The league, River Monsters, and most recently I'm really digging New Girl. I would love to get a group together to attempt a game of "true American."

As far as music, I love New Wave, Industrial, and Synth Pop the most...just think New Order, Nine Inch Nails, and Depech Mode but otherwise, I'm not too picky. Currently absolutely in love with CHVRCHES, M83, MNDR, and Purity Ring. And 90s R&B, yeah, go figure...

Food wise, I'm always down to try something new and exciting: pig ear, bear, sea urchin, crickets, jellyfish, fish liver, snake... someday I will have eaten everything that walks, crawls, swims, or grows on this earth.

Beyond that, being from El Paso, I absolutely love Norteno style Mexican food.

Oh and Middle Eastern food, If you can cook it you have my heart already. If you put garlic in your guacamole though, we may never see eye to eye.
The six things I could never do without
Spontaneous adventures with good friends....you know those nights...they start at a bar and inexplicably end with hopping a fence and jumping off a fake waterfall into a random pool at 4am...

The warm days and cool nights of spring and fall.

The endorphin rush from playing a few hours of pickup soccer.

Chilling at home with my cat watching a documentary, or a movie, or just watching a storm out the window.

The free night swim at Barton Springs; there's really no better way to cool off during an Austin summer.

Passion. I mean there is nothing better than seeing someone's eyes light up when they talk about something they REALLY care about.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to become a professional race car or getaway driver.
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm not sure I have a "typical" night, although several Fridays have involved a mix of some or all of the following: playing soccer at UT, hitting the night swim at Barton, grabbing some P-terry's, heading to a bar with some buddies, playing some drunk ping pong at the Luster Pearl, trespassing, jumping off a waterfall, swimming at the Ridge pool at 4 am.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have tinnitus from going to too many shows and from playing in an industrial band when I was younger, so going to SXSW or FFFF are unfortunately out for me.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to play laser tag, go to an arcade, hit the rock climbing wall and pretend to be on American Gladiators, or go to a museum...I'm always down.

Also, if this sounds as fantastic to you as it does to me: sitting on the benches by the Long Center pond at night looking out at the city lights listening to New Order.

You have mad cooking skills and want to go to MT supermarket (or equivalent) and teach me about all the wonderful ingredients that I have no idea about, and then go cook some delicious food with me.