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31 M Deer Park, TX

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Jun 29
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Strictly other
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Has dogs

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My self-summary
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Hello all, I'm Robbie and I live on the southeast side of Houston (Deer Park). I teach at an alternative school and I've got a dog named Waffles. I enjoy cooking, reading, documentaries, and comics. I love stand-up comedy; pretty much everyone from the Comedians of Comedy tour, especially Eugene Mirman, David Cross, and Patton Oswalt. I also like good satire, like The Colbert Report and The Onion. I was once on the Ranch Style Beans float of the Pasadena Rodeo parade. You know you're impressed.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a high school math teacher, and I absolutely love my job. At home, I'm either playing with my dogs or getting caught up on my dvr'd shows.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
sleeping until noon on weekends
inserting Family Guy or Simpsons quotes into everyday conversation
drawing hand turkeys
The first things people usually notice about me
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My top hat, cane, and monocle (but only when I'm dressed up as Mr. Peanut). Otherwise, they probably notice the tattoos.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Vonnegut, Palahniuk, The Brief Wonderous Life of Oscar Wao, Help! A Bear is Eating Me, I am America and so Can You by Stephen Colbert, The White Boy Shuffle, The Contortionist's Handbook, World War Z, Company, Syrup, Jennifer Government,

Comic Books: The Walking Dead, Saga, most X-Men books, Revival, Y: The Last Man

TV: Game of Thrones, Community, The Colbert Report, True Detective, Parks and Rec, Late Night with Seth Myers, The Walking Dead, Portlandia, @Midnight. Breaking Bad, The Sopranos, and The Wire would have to be my three favorite shows.

Movies: Scott Pilgrim vs The World, Mystery Team, A Mighty Wind, Zombieland, Anchorman, Fight Club, Winter's Bone, Gravity, 127 Hours, 28 Days Later, Sunshine, Children of Men, all kinds of documentaries: Man on Wire, Inside Job, The Pat Tillman Story, Capitalism: A Love Story, Sicko, Jesus Camp, Brothers At War, This Film is Not Yet Rated

Music: a little of everything. My iPod has some Mumford & Sons, The Decemberists, Band of Horses, Rise Against, Talib Kweli, Dropkick Murphys, Ghostface Killah, Iron & Wine, The Black Keys, and Lonely Island. I've recently gotten into The National, and The Avett Brothers.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Any of my five Lazarus Pits, placed throughout Gotham, the mountains of Nepal, and other such places.

The tear of a phoenix (after being bitten by a basilisk, or similar event)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why is my dog staring at me. I just took you outside Waffles, what more do you want?!

Or how I should read more, rather than just screw around on reddit so much.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I could pretend like I do something interesting on most Friday nights, but really I'm usually tired at the end of the week. I have to be up before 6:00 on weekdays, so after I'm done with school on Friday I'm pretty beat. I'm generally up for whatever though.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm actually two children, one standing on the other's shoulders, posing as an adult by wearing a man's trenchcoat and fake mustache.
You should message me if
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You think Zach Galifianakis is hot.
Or Robert Kirkman, creator of the Walking Dead. People say we look alike.