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Robert213

37 M Stockbridge, GA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 20
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'd recommend reading the self-summary last.. it's a spoiler. Skip to What I'm doing with my life..

What I am looking for:

I don't look for perfect, just regular. In my opinion "regular IS perfect" - you know, flaws *and* strengths? I like human beings, not cardboard cutouts. Laundry list? Sure!.. I'm quite happy to provide my standards:

Courteous, kind, thoughtful, emotional, sometimes intense, smiles a lot, laughs a lot, can sense a joke, not a model, goofy almost to the point of ditzy, fucking nuts.. oh wait, no never-mind.. works, has transportation, has goals no matter what they are, is insatiably curious, non-domineering, playful, thinks for herself..

What would be nice, but is not necessary:

1. Chics who can turn a wrench are oddly attractive.. I must like the grease.
2. You at one time 'headbanged', or have a rough approximation of what that is...
3. Others around you consider you to be highly logical - as I am a man and need that so badly in my life, right?
4. You like techy crap.
5. You get dark, twisted, random, sometimes scatological humor, and like it.
6. Maybe an agnostic like myself? My last roommate is christian and we have friends in common that are tree humping hippies or hard nosed atheists - and we all drink together. Maybe that's why we get along? yeah, must be.

Maybe you want to know a few factoids about me?

Career: While it usually suffices to say "I work with computers" I'll go out on a limb. I am a network administrator for a very large clothing retailer within the US. This is what I do as a night job. I've also been in telecommunications, and am a competent electrician. None of these positions have ever had anything to do with sales. I am purely a technical person. Interests: When not at work, I am handy with just about anything. If it in some way utilizes shaped, refined metals then I'm probably interested in it. I love physics, history and mathematics. I study them out of plain old curiosity, and not just because my pursued education path requires that I know "a smidgeon". Misc: My grandfather pitched for the Yankees on the 1948 staff. I love baseball because of this, and know all the record holders for every stat.

WARNING: If you did not follow the initial instruction of my profile, the following sections will not appear to segue well. They are intended for your amusement. Not everyone will find them funny. That's probably because these people are either not very brilliant, or have a "fluffy bunny" sense of humor. Viewer discretion is advised.
What I’m doing with my life
I am pursuing my dream to be "all that I can be". My lifestyle as a firefighting, charter-piloting, Oil Tychoon/porndirector is working out astonishingly well. I am having the time of my life.

You can find me in my spare time pimping down on Euclid. Passion, Cherry and Shiva send their love.

...I guess a bit of seriousness is in order here, too. I'm renovating a house in Forest Park (the better part of it) so that I may live in it while I pursue a bachelors in CS. I believe I'm going to much more enjoy the advanced mathematics of the degree course, rather than the programming. Unfortunately, I'm not moving as quick with the house as I wanted. It soaks up just about all of my time right now (the house, not degree path). I haven't had much interest in dating because of the time restraint.
I’m really good at
... lounging in front of the window for my 70 year old neighboors after an all night high. They love that schite.

... shamelessly admiring myself in the mirror... in the most non-homoerotic fashion.

... pretending that the god Zeus is truly my father and subsequently going to war with Poseidon in his name. I'll have my armies throw spears at the sea, I will.

... annoying my cat to the point at which she turns into a slathering bitch-beast from the ethereal. (EDIT: I no longer have a cat. I'd like to think she's in that ethereal spot waiting to claw my toes off)

... having occasional skewed thoughts to keep myself entertained.

 For instance:

1. Before reading about him, as often as I saw Kurt Vonnegut's name, even though having never read his work, I had the idea that he must be to literature what Paul Oakenfold is to funny, random digital sounds.

2. I look forward to junk mail. When I'm waltzing down the hill to my mailbox I imagine Rod Roddy screaming at me to "Come on down!", because when I get there I've always won a new car. Then I do a little jig back up the driveway humming the Price is Right tune.

If the above turned your crank in any way (if you "got the joke," that is), then see what you think of the following:

 www.43things.com/person/SlobnadiusTheMighty
The first things people usually notice about me
My sardonic deadpan humor and raised eyebrow, my overuse of the phrase "What the (insert explicative)?!", or my overt complete lack of sophistication. Most of the time they notice all three, and usually in that order.

Black women also sometimes say, "You look thick". I've learned to take it as a compliment.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Sometimes I wonder when generations X and Y became collections of media... moving on..

It doesn't fit any of the above, but I love and identify with social satirist comedians, or speakers. I consider Henry Rollins, Bill Hicks and George Carlin to fit here.

Books I get a little sick of reading that other people read Noam Chomsky, Hunter S. Thompson and Chuck Palahniuk. Is there some required OKCupid reading list that has escaped me? At first I had authors here that for some reason I never saw listed in others profiles (Steinbeck, for instance)... but now, fuck it.. I read Stephen King. Tomorrow I may pick up Twilight!

Movies Anything that can make me think, cry or laugh my ass off. Mostly laugh my ass off.

Total Recall, Donnie Darko, 28 Days Later, Spaceballs, Grandma's Boy, Trading Places, Big Trouble in Little China, They Live, Awakenings, Shawshank Redemption, The Running Man, Rainman, Braveheart, Troy (Yes, I have read the Illiad), The Messenger, Prophecy, The Last Samurai, Monty Python and the Holy Grail/Life of Bryan

Music I'm not much of an eclectic here. In fact, I hate that word because of it's now commonplace use. Fuck your eclectic :)

Classic Metal and Rock: Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, Janis Joplin, Jimmy Hendrix, The Doors, Cream, Budgie, Deep Purple, The Rolling Stones, The Who, Rush

Classic Punk: The Sex Pistols, The Ramones, Verbal Abuse, Black Flag, Minor Threat

I also like Steve Vai, Eric Johnson, Joe Satriani, Yngwie Malmsteen, and several other guitarists known for their solo work. Listen to Steve Vai's "For the Love of God" and if that doesn't move you on some deeper level then you apparently have no soul.

Symphony, Blues, Jazz: I generally just listen and like. I'm no big fan of any particular artist or piece.
The six things I could never do without
Sex, drugs, rock n' roll, beer.

Could you live without those things? Do you not enjoy the blunter things in life? Do incessant questions annoy you? Me too. While I enjoy theatre, good restaurants, and watching ritualistic religious ceremonies (they're beautiful), I cannot live without occasional excitment of my animal senses.

It did say six, so...

My power tools and my library.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
.. when my bid for ultimate conquest and messianic rule will come to fruition?

Oh yeah, Chicken... I love chicken.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working. I have a night job. I'm not much of a planner when it comes to Friday night activities anyway. I don't have, need, or ever want that dubious event calendar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a dominatrix that I invite over on the weekends? She brings wild carnivorous dogs.

Also, this is a thought that sticks with me when using this site:

- "Any characteristic of another human being you have judged them upon has still been objectified. Regardless of the nature of that characteristic, whether it be intellect, social awareness, physical beauty, (ad nauseum).. You have still made an objectification. You are still guilty. You are not above the rest of us. You are an animal, and in no limited sense either, because you have judged fitness based off of a characteristic."
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You read this and laugh hysterically:
http://www.reddit.com/r/DateRape/comments/bfs7u/how_you_meet_women_on_okcupid/

You understand sarcasm and deadpan humor AND LIKE THEM. I use these humor types frequently.

You too fuzzily understand the difference between a Coulomb and an Ampere without googling the terms.

You like men that dont appear or act the slightest bit metro-sexual, or have some factor that identifies them as "funky", yet can facilitate the use of uncommon words in conversation.

You are curious about all things. I like the curious.

You're the petite, bitchy chic who punches me in the arm after becoming frustrated. You're so cute when you're angry.

You despise "ITP" styled snobbery.

You read the answers to my "match questions" as I most likely will yours... YES, I READ PROFILES. YAY! :D

Do not message me if:

You will be inviting me to impress you. Here's why I say this: I once had a self-declared "lawyer" make initial contact by demanding in a few short sentences that I write her a clever email.... I then mused openly, "law school must be easier than I imagined"

You think "four letter words" are pedestrian, immature AND not funny. I f'ing use them alot.

You are going to explain to me that you just got out of a bad relationship and need some comfort. Mild exchange rates are available per session, however don't expect anything for free. As when I'm in a bad spot I have to pay to talk about it, so will you.

You have written in your profile some phrase that implies these words: my so-and-so comes first. Really?.. Please leave that cliche in the closet. It's OK to say that you have responsibilities, because in fact most people do. However I am more interested in who you are.