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29 M Glasgow, UK

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Working on university
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Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
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Oh man I hate writing these things. I am a "mature" student and my interests include music, reading, science and scientific scepticism. Oh yeah and comedy, as long as it's actually funny.

Not really sure who I'm looking for. Hopefully you're smart, interesting and with a good (yet perhaps slightly warped) sense of humour) and compassionate but a bit cynical at the same time.
What I’m doing with my life
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Back at Uni, hooray.
I’m really good at
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Being punctual. People can say what they want about me but they can't say I didn't do my best to get there on time!

I also try to be as honest and dependable as I can.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My uncanny resemblance to Shaquille O'Neal.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music? Oh man the Melvins, The Stooges/Iggy & the Stooges, Velvet Underground, the Ramones, Devo, They Might Be Giants, Ween, most stuff Mike Patton does, dälek, Public Enemy, the Sex Pistols, Black Flag, the Fall, lots of punk, postpunk and hardcore I guess, some old metal like Black Sabbath, Motörhead and Metallica, Jimi Hendrix, Butthole Surfers, Queens of the Stone Age, Kyuss, Mudhoney, Mogwai, Arab Strap, Turbonegro, the Wildhearts, Nightingales, Clutch, NoMeansNo, Swans, Low, Nick Cave, PJ Harvey, David Bowie, Tom Waits, Frank Zappa, Captain Beefheart, lots of weird japanese bands like Boredoms, Melt Banana etc, lots of krautrock like Faust, Can, Kraftwerk etc, the Pogues, the Jesus Lizard, the Pixies, Beck, Half Man Half Biscuit, Parliament/Funkadelic and jesus that's probably enough for now.

Books: Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams are my main favourite fiction authors and I also read a lot of comics (not so much the superhero stuff though) and books about science. Oh yeah and Catch 22

Movies: I like stuff that's bit strange or unusual such as films by the likes of David Lynch, David Cronenberg, Terry Gilliam, Spike Jonze Michel Gondry, Charlie Kaufman, the Coen brothers, Alejandro Jodorowsky. I also like action films with a bit of a brain to them (Paul Verhoeven, Dredd) or with a good sense of fun Die Hard, the recent Marvel studios films or good comedies like Groundhog Day, Ghostbusters, This is Spinal Tap, Steve Martin films before he stopped being funny, Airplane! Oh and of course Star Wars (Han shot first!).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How best to reconcile being a feminist and a hetero male.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once accidentally urinated on a royal residence.
You should message me if
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If you too are searching for a cure to the summertime blues.