My name is not really Robert, but if you get the joke, then you're awesome. And if you Googled my name to try and get the joke that you didn't get, then you're still cool in my book. And if you Googled my name to try and get the joke that you didn't get but still don't get it, that's OK. It's an extremely nerdy joke.

I tend to stay up late at on my computer, usually coding something or experimenting musically. I'll lose all track of time, as if I were in a casino, washing down coffee with coffee. When this happens I correspondingly sleep late. I make my own hours unless I have specific appointments so it actually works out. Here's my most recent song.

I am also a hardcore Flickr user, there are over 12,000 photos in my Photostream, and that's only photos since 2003, and it doesn't include some special events (mostly shows) that aren't posted. So it's fair to say that I love photography.

I own/operate a business consulting other businesses, which usually involves developing software or other technical solutions for them. My largest project was an inventory system that uses handheld barcode scanners to manage items and orders. My best friend is getting me into blitz chess. I like to run up large hills for exercise and would like to be able to run up Mohonk Mountain by the end of 2010 (in the winter I snowboard).

Opening jars, reading fine print, fixing computers, and sleeping late.

I always have new gadgets. Go go gadget touch screen laptop!

Currently reading "Being and Nothingness" by Sartre, really enjoyed "The Tipping Point" and "Freakonomics", but I really love reading Spanish to English dictionaries where I pick up words and phrases like "El higo chumbo es viejo y mohoso." I don't know if it's ADHD, but I find it hard to finish a book. I love to read, I just lack focus when it comes to books because it takes so long to get through them.

I love the entire Police Academy series except #7, the first Matrix but not the 2nd and 3rd (progressively less each), The Towering Inferno, Wall Street, V for Vendetta, Backdraft, Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, Tommy Boy, Black Sheep, and my favorite right now: Network.

Just Surrender, Matchbook Romance, Fatboy Slim, Chemical Brothers, Praga Khan, Liquid LSD, The Prodigy, Mars Volta, Jedi Mind Tricks, RJD2, The Propellorheads

Pizza, cold cuts, guacamole, hummus, chili, buffalo chicken, balsamic vinaigrette, kung po chicken, steamed dumplings, coffee, cookies

Why is there no "favorite TV shows" or "favorite websites" section? In the words of Bill O'Reilly, "F#%k it, we'll do it live!" My favorite TV shows are Family Guy, the Colbert Report, Curb Your Enthusiasm, on that note Seinfeld, Robot Chicken, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Space Ghost Coast To Coast, Mystery Science Theater 3000, and... wait for it... South Park. My favorite websites are reddit, Flickr, and Google.

Ironic T-shirts / cargo pants (ironic cargo pants?)
Cash
Cable modem
Salsa
Auxiliary input
Laughter

Whether the universe is deterministic.

"I told my wife I wouldn't drink tonight. Besides, I got a big day tomorrow. You guys have a great time."
"A big day? Doing what?"
"Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time."

All I know is that I don't know nothing.

You are nice :) and you want to have a chat.