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RobertHGardner

33 / M / Straight / Single

Takoma Park, Maryland

His Details

Last Online
May 20
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m).
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Other
Income
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Okay), Hebrew (Okay)

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My self-summary
The most important award I've ever received was a yearbook superlative, that being most humorous in 8th Grade. For real, it's on my resume.

I'm kind of a stay in shape type person but I'm also a giant nerd. I play rugby and collect fountain pens. I love to climb and surf, but I really love me some Joseph Campbell. Yes.

Old-timey folk musician at heart. Looking to do more sailing this year and have been exploring new bike routes through the city. Also, I went to yeshiva. Long story.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm an environmental campaigner which means I travel a good deal, but I'm pretty ready to be back home in DC and I think I'll be here for the next few months. Very excited for that.

This winter is an interesting winter. I'm taking the DC Bar exam and trying to do less "worky" work. Spending a good deal of time focusing on photography as well. Lately, I've been writing quite a bit outside of work and I'm thinking about starting on that much maligned novel. Also just rediscovered dobro. I love that thing. Always looking for another instrument to add to my collection, but still loving my banjo.
I’m really good at
Really bad jokes but sometimes I throw out a good one. Playing sappy songs on various instruments, rugby, movie quotes, doing pull-ups, going to the beach and reading books, banjo, making people happy, gardening, discussing myths, bikes, random legal analysis, dressing up or down, mandolin, Nats games, and being a good brother.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm tall and I have dimples.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Book: The Tyranny of the Majority, Old Man and the Sea, All Earl Stanley Gardner, Gatsby, Eyes on the Prize, On The Road, All Pablo Neruda, All Breece D'J Pancake, Wendell Berry.

Movie: Dr. Zhivago, Casablanca, Princess bride, Metropolis, Dirty Dancing, Lord of the Rings, Gonzo, Joseph Campbell, Harlan County USA, and The Wild White of West Virginia.

Show: Anything live.

Music: Dylan, Horse Feathers, Bowerbirds, Fleet Foxes, Avett Brothers, Lumineers, Pearl Jam, Beatles, Beastie Boys, Frank Zappa, Judy Collins, Florence and the Machine, Otis Redding, Simon and Garfunkel, Del McCoury, Sam Bush, Anders Osborne, Black Crowes, and so many more.

Food: Thai, Vietnamese, Hippie Food, Deli Food, Middle Eastern, Local and Organic.
The six things I could never do without
my family
an instrument
a sketch pad
thai food
land to grow things on or run around on
a bike
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global carrying capacity. Where my food comes from. How I can do more things but still have time for life. The best basketball courts in town.
On a typical Friday night I am
Not really any typical Friday. Some Fridays I'm writing, some I'm out for a beer, at the gym, watching a movie, and/or playing music.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I secretly love Antiques Roadshow. There, I said it.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–36
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
You are fun and/or like to have fun. You are kind. You like going on long walks in random places in the city. You think seitan is a funny word. You have an awesome smile. Or you just want to say hello.