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23 Bothell, WA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–100
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:36am
Asian, Pacific Islander
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Full figured
Dropped out of Two-year college
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Hello. My name is Robert. I'm not very serious about anything. Life is one big joke to me. I can't be your knight in shinning armor but I can be your geek in tin foil. I stress the geek part, I geek over video games comic books and sports.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I find this site hilarious. It matches me up with beautiful women that a guy like me has no shot to be with. Not like anybody ever reads my profile. I should just delete this thing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I think I'm funny, you will probably just think I'm weird.
I'm a good listener, I'm unbiased.
I like to think of myself as a teddy bear.
I'm really good at pretending I'm a super hero, so that I would actually matter to someone.
I'm fluent in sarcasm, are you?
The first things people usually notice about me
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Idk probably my sparkling eyes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Do comics count as books? My favorite book is "go ask Alice" that book is funny as hell.
My favorite movie is anything Miyazaki.
I like the show breaking bad, it makes crystal meth really appealing.
Ill listen I any music, it doesn't matter to me.
Ill eat any foods, it doesn't matter to me
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Anti depressants
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why am I so lonely? What's wrong with me? Why doesn't anybody want me to call their own? You know some very cheerful stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Lonely. Or hanging out with my friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have social anxiety, this is why i have an okcupid. I have a lot more to admit, just ask.
You should message me if
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Haikus I write them
Not always write good haikus
But at least I try