They say I am a strange, wonderful man.

This is the part where you look to see if I'm a doctor or something. Well I'm not. I took a biology class in high school and the formaldehyde from the animals we had to dissect almost caused me to pass out. So I'm pretty sure I would never cut it in that field. Get it? Cut it? Because doctors make incisions in human bodies. Actually, I'm wondering if the phrase "cut it" originally refers to surgery. So it would be less a bad pun than an etymological redundancy.

Anyways, I conform to the system by working in a bookstore, but by night I do stand-up comedy.

The ability to extract the element oxygen, from the atmosphere (which is mostly made of poisons, but I know how pick out the good stuff) and convert it into my blood. I can also breathe out carbon dioxide, which helps plants grow. So you know that lovely tree outside? You're totally welcome.

That I'm pacing back and forth a lot. And I guess my glasses and beard, because they're an extraneous feature people can say I have.

I suppose I love reading about classical mythology and sociological theory (Stuff like "Guns, Germs and Steel" and "Nine Nations of North America")

I dunno, Godfather, Lord of the Rings, Casablanca, all that AFI stuff? My favorite directors include Wes Anderon, Darren Aronofsky, David Cronenberg and the Coens. I mean, I will pretty much watch any movie, and unless your favorite movie is Twilight or some Katherine Heigl romcom, we'll get along. Then again, if that was the case, you probably wouldn't have been attracted to my profile picture, let alone have gotten past my paragraph about the oxygen.

Hmm, good old classic rock (I think I like The Cars more every year), and some of the newer indie scene like Frightened Rabbit and Band of Horses. I get a kick out of MF Doom. Also into Classical. (But by that I mean early 20th century classical. My favorite is "The Planets". That's right my favorite musical piece is about the solar system. I can't not be nerdy about anything.)

My favorite food of all is tacos, and anything taco-like, even those weird combinations Taco Bell thinks Mexican people actually eat.

I noticed they added "shows" to the list because a lot of the time people had forgone movies in favor of listing tv programs. You're all a bunch of couch potatoes!

Fall foliage, tacos, swimming, reading material, stagetime, the internet and the various tubes that connect it.

Medieval America. Google it. I'm obsessed with that thought experiment.

Also, how much I hate the Avengers Alliance development team.

Stationary, in a cleansing trance where I expel all my evil into an external manifestation. However, this personification gains a self-awareness and independence, and goes on a reign of terror, comitting atrocities to slake its unslakeable base desires. Hence, it falls to me to slay this monstrous side of me, this Tiamet to my Marduk. But in committing cold-blooded murder, I defile my own purity, re-sowing the seeds of evil back into my person, and starting the cycle anew.

I'm on a calender. I'm not kidding. My face is on a published calender one can purchase. You really just don't know how kind of famous I actually am.

This is almost kind of silly for the guy to fill out, it should probably be "You should message me back if...". But whatever, we should get to know each other if you've ever wanted to be with someone who will dignify your oddest or most rhetorical questions with an answer.