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Robhuryk

26 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Straight women only
  • Ages 25–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm a squire for hire!! I love acting, I love drinking, I love cartooning, I love making crass yet cognitive jokes, I love to meet new people, I love sending my friends text messages that read like short stories and if I had to pick musician s to make the soundtrack of my life it would be a mixture of Muddy Waters, James Brown, and Edith Piaf.
What I’m doing with my life
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I perform for a Childrens Theatre Company that travels around New Jersey, New York, and Long island and a Murder Mystery company based in Bayonne. I'm saving money so that I can return to grad school.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making things awkward...try to underestimate my dull wit, it makes it seem sharp from a distance. I've been told I can make people laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My big eyes, my smile, and my enthusiastic way of speaking
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My favorite books are CALVIN AND HOBBES!!! Naked, Bridge to Terabithia, The Catcher in the Rye, Into The Wild, Operation Shylock, and Portnoys Complaint, pretty much anything written by Philip Roth

My favorite movies are The Graduate, Amadeus, Uncle Buck, Shaun of the Dead, Stardust Memories, Training Day, Heavyweights, A.I., and Waiting For Guffman.

Favorite TV shows: The Wonder Years, Seinfeld, Family Guy, Maron, The Twilight Zone, Curb Your Enthusiasm, It's Always Sunny, The Incredible Hulk, 30 Rock, The Cosby Show, Man V. Food, The Ricky Gervais Show, The Killing, Cheers, Six Feet Under, The I.T. Crowd, An Idiot Abroad, The Larry Sanders Show, Dexter (seasons 1, 2 and 4), Breaking Bad, Portlandia, Frasier, The Sopranos, Arrested Development and Louie.

Favorite Music: QUASI!!!, Elliott Smith, NoFx, Radiohead, Hot Chip, TV on the Radio, Jeff Buckley, Glenn Miller, Bjork, Cage, Nat King Cole, Billie Holiday, Amy Winehouse, Daft Punk, Hall and Oates, LCD Soundsystem, Passion Pit, The Rapture, Ray Charles, Grizzly Bear, Ben Folds, The Decemberists, Simon and Garfunkel, Why?, Girl Talk, Death Cab, The Blow, Dan Black, Nuetral Milk Hotel, Titus Adronicus, Alabama Shakes, Blink 182, Garbage, Ella Fitzgerald, Billy Joel, Coldplay, The Hold Steady, The Strokes, Jo Stafford.

Favorite Musicals: Phantom of the Opera, Company, March of the Falsettos, Sunday in the Park with George, and Cabaret.

My favorite meal is a hamburger with a side of fries and a heineken. I eat tons of hamburgers!! my favorite type of food is italian.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Creative Outlet
iPod
Peanut Butter
Jameson
Julia Louis-Dreyfus' laugh
Running
Theatre
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Time Traveling
Outer space
Dreams
The time period that I should have been born in.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Galavanting the streets of New York, with my co-workers or friends from college, so that we can inhale a flagon of ale, and make graphic yet endearing comments about our positions in life and joke about our situational sadness.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm kind of attracted to Lena Dunham and I'm left handed.
You should message me if
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