What can I say without sounding incredibly egotistical but will still give you the "wow" factor?
I am awesome, no really. Okay, maybe not, I'll let you be the judge. Really into doing things that are out of the social norm such as pole dancing.
I can be reasonably sarcastic at times, although I do try to be nice...
Into lots of sports, but also like to chill at home playing games (league of legends in particular).