What can I say without sounding incredibly egotistical but will still give you the "wow" factor?
I am awesome, no really. Okay, maybe not, but I tend to get on well with most people. Really into doing things that are out of the social norm such as pole dancing.
I'm fairly bright, having got myself a maths degree. I can be reasonably sarcastic at times, but always aim to be nice to everyone possible.
Into lots of sports, but also like to chill at home playing games (league of legends in particular).