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TheEffy

20 Melbourne, Australia Man

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Pansexual, Asexual, Questioning, Queer
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Technology
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Weird, introverted, feminist, nerd. Labels are pointless, but so are most things in life. I'm fairly pessimistic, and tend towards apathy. I hope that will change.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I make sure servers stay up, printers print, and tell people to turn their computers off and on again. In short, I work in IT for a non-profit organisation. In my free time I tinker with code and other nerdy things, binge watch TV, and stay up far too late. I'm involved in politics, feel free to ask for more details.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fixing things (at least, computer-related things)
Debating/arguing
Listening (I think)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I talk way too fast, and make it hard for people to understand what I'm saying.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Not sure where to begin, so in no specific order:

The Discworld Series, The Bartimaeus Trilogy, The Inheritance Cycle, The Harry Potter series, Blart! The Boy Who Didn't Want To Save The World, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy "trilogy", anything by Raymond E. Feist.

Star Wars, Star Trek, Eragon, The Matrix series, White Chicks, Iron Man, The Avengers, Indiana Jones, Talladega Nights.

Fringe, Futurama, Star Trek (all series thereof), Doctor Who, Being Human (UK), Seinfeld, The Office (US), How I Met Your Mother, Family Guy, American Dad, Community, The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret, Blake's 7, Sherlock, Parks and Recreation, Skins, Scrubs, The Tomorrow People, Elementary

Motion City Soundtrack, Mayday Parade, Hit The Lights, The All-American Rejects, Artist Vs Poet, Asking Alexandria, blessthefall, Bruno Mars, Brett Dennen, Cute Is What We Aim For, Fleetwood Mac, Foster The People, ItaloBrothers, Jonathan Coulton.

Nachos, sushi, tacos, macaroni cheese, Mi Goreng, pancakes, crepes, hotdogs, bacon and eggs, cheeseburgers, fish and chips
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Entertainment (movies, TV shows, books)
Caffeine and energy drinks
The internet
Sleep
Socialisation
Political activism
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The flaws of humanity
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
at home, on my computer, playing Hearthstone or League of Legends and watching TV shows.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My life is profoundly unfulfilled.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
* you're looking for a sympathetic and non-judgemental ear
* you find me interesting
* you share my love of pizza and staying up late
* you want to