Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Im 27, not really sure why im here, just hanging out, im bored so i
figured what the heck. I like to have fun (doesnt everyone?) hang
out with friends, watch some sports, tell jokes, make people laugh
and whatever else comes up. Wanna know anything else just ask
Im a very loyal person, and do my best to find the good in people,
but im also good at looking through the BS and seeing people for
what they really are. I'm about as goofy as a person can get, and
when I really warm up to someone, that part of me comes out.
I also tell some of the lamest jokes every that often get a "wow
that was the lamest joke ever" laugh. Example: What do you call two
mexicans playing basketball? Answer: Juan on Juan. I've got loads
of them. And for the record, if you look at my profile and don't
message me, I'm going to message you. Im extremely forward and
usually say what other people are thinking.
Im crazy (not in a dangerous way), take weird routes when Im
walking, LOVE music (to the point where i question whether I should
have maybe chose a career in it), consider myself a comedian, and I
use faces when I text...Deal with it! Ive never changed for anyone,
and im not bout to start now!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working on becoming a high school teacher, and football coach.
Thats the dream isnt it?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sarcasm...yep sarcasm and being funny. And making people laugh,
telling stupid jokes, and COOKING. Ya I can cook, I dont need a
woman to make me a sandwich cause mine is probably better!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probly my size, Im a former football player.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This is way to time consuming. Ill give you a couple. Books: "The
Five People You meet In Heaven", "Tuesday's With maury", Anything
Movies: "Shawshank Redemption", "The Patriot", "Black Hawk Down",
"Anchor Man", "Superbad", "Definately Maybe", "A Walk To Remember",
"50/50", "Saving Private Ryan" so many more.
TV: Criminal Minds, Walking Dead, History Documentaries, Discovery
Chanel, Food Network.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How stupid people can be
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either hanging out with friends or hanging out alone. I think thats
pretty much what everyone does.
You should message me if
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You are curious about me, or anything else. Ill talk to anyone. if
you're interested, whatever. This online thing is still weird to
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