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25 M Bristol, TN

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:11pm
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
A little extra
Strictly other
Christianity, and very serious about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm sarcastic. I love butchering languages. I like callbacks (both literally and the comedy concept). I'm lactose intolerant. I hate coconut. I'm a huge geek (more on this in a moment). Contrary to popular belief, I can, in fact, write a sentence longer than just a few words! So, back to the geek thing. I love superhero stuff (comics, shows, movies, games, all of it). I'm talking, like, if I could somehow get bitten by a radioactive animal, that'd be super cool. Assuming it wasn't a really lame animal, like a duck. I mean they are cool and all but would I have like super quacking abilities? I'm also a huge football fan (American kind). I'm not going to tell you my favorite team because then you will judge me...and things will get ugly...and we might have to brawl...and then you'd win....and that just wouldn't look good for me...right? Apparently, I also really like putting things into parentheses. (See? How cool does this look?)
What I’m doing with my life
I went to college for a music degree but it was sucking the fun and love I had for music out of me. Ultimately I stopped because, I didn't like the path I was going down. Right now, I'm in a transition period trying to decide where I want my life to go. I know I want to help young adults in some form or another. Possibly like a crisis center or something similar.
I’m really good at
helping people. I know. I know. "That's really cliché, Rob!" But I have helped so many people in my life with problems and issues they were having, so I feel as though I'm pretty good at it. As far as hobbies go, I'm pretty talented at anything music or video game related, and because of that, I'm kind of a champion at Rock Band...well, at least among my friends! I also believe I have a good imagination. I don't know what caused it, but I enjoy it.
The first things people usually notice about me
If they can see my eyes, through my glasses, probably that. My eyes have weird dots of color in them. They're pretty neat, you know, for eyes and stuff. However, after they've talked to me for a few seconds, probably my sense of humor. I love seeing people laugh!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite music is hard rock/metal, but I listen to everything except country. I reeeeaaallly hate country music...even though I live in the "birthplace" of it.
Favorite food is anything chicken. I love chicken. Literally chicken anything. Well, probably not literally, but chicken is wonderful.
As far as shows go, I love Arrow. Of course, I like superhero anything, so that's not surprising. Also, I watch The Walking Dead the day after it airs, so don't spoil it for me!!
I alluded to this earlier but superhero movies are awesome! I'm also a big fan of horror movies. I watch low budget horror on Netflix all the time. It's basically horror and comedy in one movie! I watch all kinds of movies though.
Favorite books are anything by Boyd Morrison. I read so much. I couldn't possibly begin to describe my book tastes.
The six things I could never do without
1. God
2. Family and friends
3. Unfortunately, I probably couldn't live without my phone
4. Listening and playing music
5. Video games
6. Laughing and seeing other people laugh
7. Yeah I added a 7. No big deal right? The internet. I mean, I'm using it right now.
Oh man, I want to add sarcasm to the list too. Can this be 8 things I couldn't do without? Please?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the future. I have a very active mind and therefore wind up thinking about every possible outcome of everything that ever happens.......ever. If I could go back in time and tell my past self about the future, I totally would. No questions asked. Although, then my past self would be thinking about how future self went back in time. Time travel is confusing. Let's just stick with "the future". That's cool right?
On a typical Friday night I am
more than likely engrossed in a video game. I might be binge watching a new series on Netflix (I hate you for that Netflix). No matter what I'm doing, I'm probably also on Reddit, scrolling through endless links (I hate you for that Reddit). Yeah, I definitely couldn't live without the internet.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My t.v. guilty wrestling. It's kind of an addiction! I mean, I know it's fake, but come on. It's like drama overload. Who doesn't love endless drama? I mean high school was basically like one huge, long wrestling match.
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you can sing! I love women that can sing! That's such an awesome talent!

you like to watch (and make fun of) low budget horror movies, or any horror movie in general.

you watch 600 episodes of one show on Netflix in under a day (That's not possible but it'd be totally cool).

you would want super quacking abilities. (Did you read my self-summary? If you didn't, then you won't get this super hilarious inside joke like the people who did read it!).

at least half of one of the sections above made any sense whatsoever.