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Roblobster89

26 Bristol, TN Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:13pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I think we can all agree self-summaries are the worst thing on Earth. Mosquitoes? Nah. War? Nope. Coconut? Pretty close, but no. It's self-summaries. So, here we are. You're looking at this, trying to decide if I'm different then the last profile you browsed. I'm typing this, trying to convince you of the same thing. Realistically, I may not be better than xfishinglegend9x (if that's someone's actual username, sorry). We all have our strengths and weaknesses.

I could go on and on and on, trying to convince you that I'm dark and mysterious, or extremely smart. I could tell you things that set me apart from all the other guys. OR...we could talk. We could find out about each other and then judge for ourselves. I'm not going to play the "convincing game". I'm going to play the "realism game". If I have to play a "here's why I'm the best" game in order for you to consider getting to know me, I think our old buddy 'fishinglegend' has a profile for you. (I guarantee someone has that username and is going to HATE me.)

Now, to other things. What am I looking for on here? A woman. That seems like an easy answer, or maybe a desperate answer. It's neither. A woman is smart, mature, fun to be around. She is intelligent, funny, quirky, sweet. She knows what she wants and why she wants it. I don't expect perfection. I do expect you to know who you are. I want a relationship, not a parasite.

So, if any of this sounds like you, send a message. If it doesn't, that's ok. No big deal. Read all the stuff down below. Typing is hard work. :D
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working. Getting money. Deciding where I want my life to go and who I want in it. Fighting to be a decent human being. Possibly succeeding. Sleeping. Repeat.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
reading people and situations. I'm really good at picking up on lies, thanks to things that have happened in the past. I can normally guess if a situation is going to turn out poorly, which is both a blessing and a curse.

As far as hobbies go, I'm pretty talented at anything musical, as well as, video game stuff. Because of that, I'm basically a champion at Rock Band. All challenges will be accepted.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I would guess, probably, my eyes. They have dots of different colors in them. They're unique...ish :D. Oh! Or my beard. Yeah, it's definitely my beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I really hate country music. Let's go ahead and get that out there in case it's a deal breaker. I'll listen to it, but I'll hate every second. So, I could list a bunch of genres I like, but really, I'm all over the place. Taylor Swift is pretty cool, but so is System of a Down. I can jam to Ellie Goulding, then turn on blessthefall. Believe me yet?

Favorite food is anything chicken. I love chicken. Literally chicken anything. I don't think i'm using literally correctly.

As far as current shows go, I love Arrow, Flash, GoT, and Falling Skies. Also, if one more person ruins a Walking Dead season finale for me, the world *might* end.

Superhero movies are pretty nifty huh? I'm also a big fan of horror movies. I will not watch war movies or foreign films. I can't do it. It's not within my mental capabilities.

Favorite books....The Kingkiller Chronicles. Anything by Boyd Morrison. GoT/ASoIaF of course. Various horror and fantasy books. Harry Potter (that fits with the other stuff right?). I read so much I couldn't possibly begin to describe my book tastes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order,
1. Family and friends
2. Religion/hope/faith/etc.
3. My phone
4. Listening/playing music
5. Video games
6. Dumb jokes and puns
7. Yeah I added a 7. Chill out. The internet.
8. Sarcasm
I'll add a 9. Watch.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
people, the name of that *one* song, ironically hashtagging things, being self-aware, etc.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
probably working. I might be binge watching something on Netflix. I might be with my friends. I might be doing anything I want, since I'm a grown adult.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I watch wrestling. Actually, that's not even private, is it? *Shrugs*
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you are fun and genuine and sweet and cool and smart and quirky. Not necessarily ALL of those, but, you know, a good mixture.

you watch 600 episodes of something on Netflix in under a day.

you counted how many exclamation points I used.