So, random person reading this, what would you like to know? General things? Ok, I can do that! I hate coconut. I'm a huge geek/nerd/whatever you call it. I'm a huge football fan. The American kind, not the British kind. Although, I don't know how many British people would be reading my profile. Anyway, I'm not going to tell you my favorite team because then you will judge me, things will get intense, we might have to brawl, you'd win, and that just wouldn't look good for me. I have an image to uphold you know?
What's that? Oh, you want to know what I'm looking for? That's fair. I'm looking for a woman who can tell me how effective it is when guys say, "Aye gurl. hmu. whatchu doin 2nite." I feel like that's not the best way to go about this, but if I'm missing out on something, let me know. Seriously though, someone who is fun to be around. Someone who is intelligent, funny, quirky, sweet.
So, if this sounds like you, send me a message. If this doesn't sound like you, you're probably a terrible person. I'm kidding.....unless you are. Read all that stuff down below. It was hard work. Appreciate all of the beauty!