Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"OMG I love laughing!" Yes, people actually put that in their
profiles, as though someone out there HATES feeling enjoyment.
Silly. Anyways, self-summary. Let's see, I like to be awkwardly
cocky about things that don't matter. I'm extremely sarcastic, but
people can't always pick that up. The older I get, the more I hate
bees. I don't know if there is a correlation there, but it's worth
mentioning I think.
I like talking, but I've perfected listening. It's much easier to
say something awkward than it is to listen something awkward. If
that made any sense to you, you are the right kind of quirky. You
and I share the same brainwaves. I don't think that's possible. I
don't know. I took music classes, not biology classes.
So the main question, what am I looking for on here? Someone to
build a relationship with. Someone smart, mature, fun to be around.
Someone funny, quirky, and compassionate. Someone that knows what
she wants and why she wants it. An *actual* relationship. What I
don't want is whatever most people out there are currently having.
Anyways, we can get into that later. See? I bet you thought I
couldn't be serious, right?!
So, if this sounds like you, send a message. If it doesn't,
opposites attract right? That's, like, a magnet thing, no? Look, I
already said I wasn't a science person. Read the stuff below.
There's at least two laughs and a groan lower down in my profile.
(Not counting that one.)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
-Hunting down computer viruses or designing elaborate business
cards. It all depends on the day.
-Soon I'll be going back to school for human services.
-Hoping that I'll find a clue that will lead me on a treasure hunt
similar to National Treasure. I just mentioned a Nicolas Cage movie
in my profile. I have made it to the top of the mountain.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
reading people and situations.
As far as hobbies go, I'm pretty talented at anything musical or
video game related. Yes, I will accept any Rock Band challenge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Personality wise, probably my very elegant sense of humor
((sarcasm)). Or my extreme stubborness. If I don't want to do
something, I'm not doing it. And the reverse is true too.
Physically, probably my eyes. They have dots of different colors in
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I really hate country music. I'll listen to it, but it's basically
ear torture (that's a thing, right?) I could list a bunch of genres
I like, but really, I'm all over the place. Taylor Swift is pretty
cool, but so is System of a Down. I can jam to Ellie Goulding, then
switch to Bring Me the Horizon. I'm an enigma. And by 'enigma', I
Favorite food is anything chicken. I also eat a lot more broccoli
than I'm probably supposed to.
As far as current shows go: DareDevil, Arrow, Flash, GoT, Falling
Skies. Also, if one more person ruins a Walking Dead season finale
for me, the world will end. I also watch football and wrestling, if
you consider them "shows".
Superhero movies are pretty nifty, huh? I'm also a big fan of
Booooks: The Kingkiller Chronicles. Anything by Boyd Morrison.
GoT/ASoIaF, of course. Harry Potter (who *doesn't* like Harry
Potter). I'm trying to find horror books that AREN'T Stephen King.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
2. DVR/Netflix (I would miss so many shows)
3. My phone
4. Some form of music
5. Video games
6. Dumb jokes/puns
7. Yeah I added a 7. Chill out. The internet.
I'll add a 9. Watch. It's coming.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
people, the name of that one song, ironically hashtagging things,
how long a list should be.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you are fun and genuine and sweet and cool and smart and quirky. Or
you can pick and choose from that list. I'll allow that. :D
you groaned or rolled your eyes more than 3 times throughout my
you like conversation that DOESN'T consist of:
Who are you looking for?
This helps us know who to show you on OkCupid.