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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:28pm
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
6' 3" (1.91m)
Body Type
Average build
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently), German (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like to be awkwardly cocky about things that don't matter. The older I get, the more I hate bees. I don't know if there is a correlation there, but it's worth mentioning I think.

I like talking, but I've perfected listening. It's much easier to say something awkward than it is to listen something awkward. If that made any sense to you, you and I share the same brainwaves. I don't think that's possible. I don't know. I took music classes, not biology classes.

What am I looking for? Someone to build a relationship with. Someone smart and fun to be around. Someone funny, quirky, and compassionate. Someone that knows why she wants what she wants. An *actual* relationship. I realize that's a tad vague. It may or may not have been intentional.

So, if this sounds like you, send a message. If it doesn't, opposites attract right? That's, like, a magnet thing, no? Look, I already said I wasn't a science person.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
-Hunting down computer viruses or designing elaborate business cards. It all depends on the day.
-Trying to make the world a slightly better place in any way I can.
-Hoping that I'll find a clue that will lead me on a treasure hunt similar to National Treasure. I just mentioned a Nicolas Cage movie in my profile. I have made it to the top of the mountain.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
reading people and situations.

giving advice.

using words to express myself.

As far as hobbies go, I'm talented at most musical or video game related things. I will accept any Rock Band challenge. No questions asked.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Personality wise, probably my (wonderful/terrible) humor. Or my extreme stubborness. If I don't want to do something, I'm not doing it. And the reverse is true too.

Physically, probably my eyes. They have dots of different colors in them. They are pretty cool looking. If I like staring into my own eyes, does that make me conceited?!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I could list a bunch of genres I like, but really, I'm all over the place. Taylor Swift is pretty cool, but so is System of a Down. I can jam to Arctic Monkeys, then switch to Silverstein. I'm an enigma. And by 'enigma', I mean normal.

Favorite food is anything chicken. I also eat a lot more broccoli than I'm probably supposed to.

As far as current shows go: Heroes Reborn, DareDevil, Arrow, Wayward Pines, Rick and Morty, Flash, GoT. Also, if one more person ruins a Walking Dead season finale for me, the world will end. I also watch football and wrestling, if you consider them "shows".

I love horror movies, and anything with a "twist". But I'll watch *pretty much* anything.

Booooks: The Kingkiller Chronicles. Anything by Boyd Morrison. Harry Potter (who *doesn't* like Harry Potter). I'm trying to find horror books that AREN'T Stephen King. Not. Easy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Ketchup
2. Friends/family
3. DVR/Netflix (I would miss so many shows)
4. My phone
5. Some form of music
6. Video games
7. Dumb jokes/puns
8. The internet
9. Sarcasm
Why can't this list go to ten? Why am I limited to "six" things? Hmm? Break the system. Oh, that's a good idea for #10.
10. Breaking the system
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
everything. Yes, that's cliche, but it's also true. But I'll list some other things: people, the name of that one song, ironically hashtagging things, how long a list should be, why things are the way they are, butterfly effects (not the movie), Butterfly Effect (the movie).
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you are fun and genuine and sweet and cool and smart and quirky. Or you can pick and choose from that list. This isn't a standardized test.

you know how to pronounce M. Night Shyamalan correctly, without looking it up. Because I sure don't.

you groaned or rolled your eyes exactly 3 times throughout my profile.

you like conversation that DOESN'T consist of:
"lol hey"