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Roblobster89

25 M Bristol, TN

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:59am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and very serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Welcome to my self-summary! It looks pretty cool huh?

So, random person reading this, what would you like to know? You want to know some general things about me? Ok, I can do that! I hate coconut. I'm a huge geek/nerd/whatever you call it. I'm a huge football fan (American kind). I'm not going to tell you my favorite team because then you will judge me...and things will get heated...and we might have to brawl...and then you'd win....and that just wouldn't look good for me...right?

What's that? Oh, you want to know what I'm looking for? That's fair. I'm looking for a woman who can tell me how effective it is when guys say, "Aye gurl. hmu. whatchu doin 2nite." I feel like that's not the correct way to go about things, but if I'm missing out on something, let me know. Nah, seriously though, someone who is fun to be around. Someone who is intelligent, funny, quirky, sweet. Those were the first few adjectives that came to mind.

So random person, if this sounds like you, send me a message. If this doesn't sound like you....why are you such a mean, terrible person? I'm kidding.....unless you are.
What I’m doing with my life
I went to college for a music degree but it was sucking the fun and love I had for music out of me. Ultimately I stopped because I didn't like the path I was going down. Right now, I'm living day by day though, and I love it! I would recommend it. Not to say I don't have responsibilities, but just not worrying what tomorrow will bring and living in the moment! This is starting to sound like a self-help seminar!
I’m really good at
helping people. I know. I know. "That's really cliché, Rob!" But I have helped so many people in my life with problems and issues they were having, so I feel like I'm pretty good at it. I also can "read" people and situations pretty well. As far as hobbies go, I'm pretty talented at anything music or video game related, and because of that, I'm basically a champion at Rock Band...I'll totally prove it too :D.
The first things people usually notice about me
If they can see my eyes, through my glasses, probably them. My eyes have weird dots of color in them. They're pretty neat, you know, for eyes and stuff. However, after they've talked to me for a few seconds, probably my sense of humor. Oh...or my beard. Yeah, it's definitely my beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favorite music is really all over the place. I listen to, literally, any genre except country, rap, and super death/black/doomsday metal haha. I reeeeaaallly hate country music...even though I live in the "birthplace" of it.

Favorite food is anything chicken. I love chicken. Literally chicken anything. Well, probably not literally, but chicken is wonderful.

As far as current shows go, I love Arrow, GoT, and Falling Skies. Also, I watch The Walking Dead the day after it airs, so I try to stay away from social media that whole day!

Superhero movies are awesome! I'm also a big fan of horror movies. I watch low budget horror on Netflix all the time. I tend to watch most movie genres though.

Favorite books are anything by Boyd Morrison. GoT of course. Harry Potter (not ashamed in the slightest). I read so much. I couldn't possibly begin to describe my book tastes.
The six things I could never do without
In no particular order,
1. God
2. Family and friends
3. Unfortunately, I probably couldn't do without my phone
4. Listening and playing music
5. Video games
6. Laughing and making ridiculously dumb jokes
7. Yeah I added a 7. No big deal right? The internet. I mean, I'm using it right now.
Oh man, I want to add sarcasm to the list too. Can this be 8 things I couldn't do without? Please?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the future, the name of the song stuck in my head, why people do certain things, what I can joke about, ironically hashtagging things, this could be an endless list.
On a typical Friday night I am
possibly working. I might be binge watching a new series on Netflix (I hate you for that Netflix). No matter what I'm doing, I'm probably also on Reddit, scrolling through endless links (I hate you for that Reddit). I might, also, be with my friends (I hate you for that friends...wait...that's not right).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My t.v. guilty pleasure....is wrestling. It's kind of an addiction! I mean, I know it's fake, but come on. It's pretty cool. Have you watched it? I bet you haven't even watched it. Shame on you for judging me!!
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you are fun and genuine and sweet and cool and smart and quirky and....other great qualities!

you can sing! Such an awesome talent!

you like to watch (and make fun of) low budget horror movies, or any movie in general.

you watch 600 episodes of one show on Netflix in under a day (That's not possible but it'd be totally cool).

you think we would get along.

at least half of one of the sections above made any sense.

you counted how many exclamation points I used in my profile.