Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I think we can all agree self-summaries are the worst thing on
Earth. Mosquitoes? Nah. War? Nope. Coconut? Really close, but no.
It's self-summaries. So, here we are. You're looking at this,
trying to decide if I'm different then the last profile you
browsed. I'm typing this, trying to convince you of the same
I could go on and on and on, persuading you that I'm dark and
mysterious, extremely smart, hilariously funny (I will neither
confirm or deny the truth of those statements). I could tell you
that I'm honest, sweet, spontaneous....but let's be honest, most
people don't believe everything they read. So, why are you still
reading? Send me a message. I'll prove it. I like the
challenge.What I don't like, are games. I'll be completely honest
with you, and expect the same in return. Nobody likes wasting
Now, on to the main question. What am I looking for on here? A
woman. That seems like an easy answer. It's not. A woman is smart,
mature, fun to be around. She's funny, quirky, and compassionate.
She knows what she wants and why she wants it. I don't want
perfection. I do want a relationship.
So, if this sounds like you, send a message. If it doesn't, no
probs. (Told you self-summaries are the worst :D)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Going back to school for human services soon.
Deciding where I want my life to go and who I want in it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
reading people and situations. I'm good at deciphering people's
intentions. I can normally tell if a situation is going to turn out
poorly, which is both a blessing and a curse. Basically, I have
As far as hobbies go, I'm pretty talented at anything musical or
video game related. Because of that, I will accept any Rock Band
challenge. Let's. Do. It.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably my eyes. They have dots of different colors in them. Oh!
Or my beard. Yeah, it's definitely my beard. My beard has dots of
different colors. (I really wish there was an emoticon for the face
I make when I say this sort of joke.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I really hate country music. Let's go ahead and get that out there
in case it's a deal breaker. I'll listen to it, but you wouldn't
subject me to that torture right? So, I could list a bunch of
genres I like, but really, I'm all over the place. Taylor Swift is
pretty cool, but so is System of a Down. I can jam to Ellie
Goulding, then switch to blessthefall. I'm an enigma. Or
Favorite food is anything chicken. I love chicken. Literally
chicken anything. I don't think i'm using 'literally' correctly
As far as current shows go, I love Arrow, Flash, GoT, and Falling
Skies. Also, if one more person ruins a Walking Dead season finale
for me, the world *might* end.
Superhero movies are pretty nifty, huh? I'm also a big fan of
horror movies. I will not watch war movies or foreign films. I
can't do it. It's not within my mental capabilities.
Booooks: The Kingkiller Chronicles. Anything by Boyd Morrison.
GoT/ASoIaF, of course. Harry Potter (who *doesn't* like Harry
Potter). I'm trying to find horror books that AREN'T Stephen King,
but it's a lot harder than I imagined.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order,
3. My phone
5. Video games
6. Dumb jokes/puns
7. Yeah I added a 7. Chill out. The internet.
I'll add a 9. Watch. It's coming.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
people, the name of that one song, ironically hashtagging things,
being self-aware, how long a list should be.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I watch wrestling. People occasionally look at me like I've
destroyed their entire life dreams when I say this. I can't see
your face though, so it's kind of like Schrodinger's cat. Wow. Out
of all the references I could have made in my profile, I go with
that one. Interesting choice, me.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you are fun and genuine and sweet and cool and smart and quirky. Or
any four of those. You can pick and choose. I'll allow that.
you groaned or rolled your eyes more than 3 times throughout my
you like conversation that isn't:
Who are you looking for?
This helps us know who to show you on OkCupid.