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26 Bristol, TN Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 22
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body type
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Sales / Marketing
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"OMG I love laughing!" "live/laugh/love" I don't know what kind of boring stuff that most guys put in their profiles, but feel free to add them there too. Anyways, self-summary. Let's see...I like to be awkwardly cocky about things that don't matter. In reality, I'm just extremely sarcastic, but people can't always pick that up. The older I get, the more I hate bees. I don't know if there is a correlation there, but it's worth mentioning I think.

I would probably recommend reading the rest of my profile, because this is basically just a bunch of nonsense at this point. I like talking, but I've perfected listening. It's much easier to say something awkward than it is to listen something awkward. If that made any sense to you, you should definitely message me. You and I share the same brainwaves. I don't think that's possible....or real. I don't know. I took music classes, not biology classes.

So the main question, what am I looking for on here? Someone to build a relationship with. Someone that is smart, mature, fun to be around. Someone funny, quirky, and compassionate. A woman that knows what she wants and why she wants it. An *actual* relationship. What I don't want is whatever most people out there are currently having. Anyways, we can get into that later I think. See? I can be serious!

So, if this sounds like you, send a message. If it doesn't, somebody, somewhere still cares about you...but it's not me. I'm kidding. Opposites attract right? That's, like, a magnet thing right? Look, I already said I wasn't a science person. Read the stuff below. At best, we click and everything goes well. At worst, you hate everything about me, which is fine, just know that you are missing at least two chuckles and a groan lower down in my profile. (Not counting that one.)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
-Working on computers or making business cards and booklets. It depends on the day.
-Soon I'll be going back to school for human services.
-Hoping that I'll find a clue that will lead me on a treasure hunt similar to National Treasure. Minus the Nicolas Cage stuff. I just mentioned Nicolas Cage in my profile. I have made it to the top of the mountain.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
reading people and situations. I'm good at deciphering people's intentions. I can normally tell if a situation is going to turn out poorly, which is both a blessing and a curse. Basically, I have good instincts.

As far as hobbies go, I'm pretty talented at anything musical or video game related. Yes, I will accept any Rock Band challenge. Let's go. I'm ready.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Personality wise, probably my very elegant sense of humor ((sarcasm)).

Physically, probably my eyes. They have dots of different colors in them. Oh! Or my beard. Yeah, it's definitely my beard. My beard has dots of different colors in it. (I really wish there was an emoticon for the face I make when I say this sort of joke. Sad times we live in.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I really hate country music. Let's go ahead and get that out there. That statement is polarizing. So, I'll listen to it, but it's basically ear torture (that's a thing, right?) I could list a bunch of genres I like, but really, I'm all over the place. Taylor Swift is pretty cool, but so is System of a Down. I can jam to Ellie Goulding, then switch to Bring Me the Horizon. I'm an enigma. And by enigma, I mean "normal".

Favorite food is anything chicken. I love chicken. Literally chicken anything. I don't think i'm using 'literally' correctly.

As far as current shows go: Arrow, Flash, GoT, Falling Skies. Also, if one more person ruins a Walking Dead season finale for me, the world will end. I also watch football and wrestling, if you consider them "shows".

Superhero movies are pretty nifty, huh? I'm also a big fan of horror movies. I will not watch war movies or foreign films. I can't do it. It's not within my mental capabilities.

Booooks: The Kingkiller Chronicles. Anything by Boyd Morrison. GoT/ASoIaF, of course. Harry Potter (who *doesn't* like Harry Potter). I'm trying to find horror books that AREN'T Stephen King, but it's a lot harder than I imagined.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Ketchup
2. DVR/Netflix (I would miss so many shows)
3. My phone
4. Some form of music
5. Video games
6. Dumb jokes/puns
7. Yeah I added a 7. Chill out. The internet.
8. Sarcasm
I'll add a 9. Watch me. It's coming.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
people (so cliche'), the name of that one song, ironically hashtagging things, how long a list should be.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you are fun and genuine and sweet and cool and smart and quirky. Or you can pick and choose from that list. I'll allow that. :D

you groaned or rolled your eyes more than 3 times throughout my profile....because I sure did!

you like conversation that DOESN'T consist of:
"lol hey"