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26 Bristol, TN Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:52pm
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Sales / Marketing
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I think we can all agree self-summaries are the worst thing on Earth. Mosquitoes? Nah. War? Nope. Coconut? Really close, but no. It's self-summaries. So, here we are. You're looking at this, trying to decide if I'm different then the last profile you browsed. I'm typing this, trying to convince you of the same thing.

I could go on and on and on, persuading you that I'm dark and mysterious, extremely smart, hilariously funny (I will neither confirm or deny the truth of those statements). I could tell you that I'm honest, sweet, spontaneous....but let's be honest, most people don't believe everything they read. So, why are you still reading? Send me a message. I'll prove it. I like the challenge.What I don't like, are games. I'll be completely honest with you, and expect the same in return. Nobody likes wasting time.

Now, on to the main question. What am I looking for on here? A woman. That seems like an easy answer. It's not. A woman is smart, mature, fun to be around. She's funny, quirky, and compassionate. She knows what she wants and why she wants it. I don't want perfection. I do want a relationship.

So, if this sounds like you, send a message. If it doesn't, no probs. (Told you self-summaries are the worst :D)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Going back to school for human services soon.
Deciding where I want my life to go and who I want in it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
reading people and situations. I'm good at deciphering people's intentions. I can normally tell if a situation is going to turn out poorly, which is both a blessing and a curse. Basically, I have good instincts.

As far as hobbies go, I'm pretty talented at anything musical or video game related. Because of that, I will accept any Rock Band challenge. Let's. Do. It.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably my eyes. They have dots of different colors in them. Oh! Or my beard. Yeah, it's definitely my beard. My beard has dots of different colors. (I really wish there was an emoticon for the face I make when I say this sort of joke.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I really hate country music. Let's go ahead and get that out there in case it's a deal breaker. I'll listen to it, but you wouldn't subject me to that torture right? So, I could list a bunch of genres I like, but really, I'm all over the place. Taylor Swift is pretty cool, but so is System of a Down. I can jam to Ellie Goulding, then switch to blessthefall. I'm an enigma. Or normal.

Favorite food is anything chicken. I love chicken. Literally chicken anything. I don't think i'm using 'literally' correctly there.

As far as current shows go, I love Arrow, Flash, GoT, and Falling Skies. Also, if one more person ruins a Walking Dead season finale for me, the world *might* end.

Superhero movies are pretty nifty, huh? I'm also a big fan of horror movies. I will not watch war movies or foreign films. I can't do it. It's not within my mental capabilities.

Booooks: The Kingkiller Chronicles. Anything by Boyd Morrison. GoT/ASoIaF, of course. Harry Potter (who *doesn't* like Harry Potter). I'm trying to find horror books that AREN'T Stephen King, but it's a lot harder than I imagined.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order,
1. Family/friends
2. Religion/hope/faith/etc.
3. My phone
4. Music
5. Video games
6. Dumb jokes/puns
7. Yeah I added a 7. Chill out. The internet.
8. Sarcasm
I'll add a 9. Watch. It's coming.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
people, the name of that one song, ironically hashtagging things, being self-aware, how long a list should be.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I watch wrestling. People occasionally look at me like I've destroyed their entire life dreams when I say this. I can't see your face though, so it's kind of like Schrodinger's cat. Wow. Out of all the references I could have made in my profile, I go with that one. Interesting choice, me.
You should message me if
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you are fun and genuine and sweet and cool and smart and quirky. Or any four of those. You can pick and choose. I'll allow that. :D

you groaned or rolled your eyes more than 3 times throughout my profile.

you like conversation that isn't:
"lol hey"