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RobotBatman

25 Vancouver, British Columbia, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Dec 4
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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NOTE: I've got a girlfriend I'm very happy (and monogamous) with, so I'm not looking for dates. I've met some pretty rad people on here though, so I'm keeping my profile active to chat with them, and to make new friends. If you're looking for a pal to bum around town with, I'm usually pretty down so long as you pinky-swear not to murder me and wear my face.

My name is Julien. I'm a tall, skinny nerd with a penchant for dry humour. I spend a disproportionately large amount of my time reading. I play guitar in a rad band.

I take chances. I make mistakes. I get messy.
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying to take over the world.

In addition, I'm a student learning how to take huge heavy duty machinery apart and put it back together. It's dirty, greasy, and tons of fun. As mentioned previously, I make music.

Now that summer's finally moving on, I'm spending lots of time reading. If I'm not drinking coffee on my porch with a new book, I'm probably seeing some sweet bands at a show somewhere.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Quoting Pulp Fiction.
-Drunk texting.
-Knowing obscure, usually useless information about a wide variety of topics.
-Remembering unimportant details about things I read years ago, while forgetting what on earth I got up and went to the kitchen for.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm very opinionated.
I laugh loudly and frequently.

I'm not really sure what else, I'll ask around and report back.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
While I read too much to list all of my favourites, authors that come to mind are Robert Jordan, Douglas Adams, John Irving, Tom Robbins, Christopher Moore, Neil Gaiman, Stephen R. Donaldson, Terry Pratchett, David Eddings, and Guy Gavriel Kay. I'm sure I'll think of more as soon as I'm done this.

Pulp Fiction. Reservoir Dogs. Silence of the Lambs. Deadwood. The Wire. Firefly + Serenity. The X-Files. Game of Thrones (duh). Anything with Peter Sellers (Especially Dr. Strangelove). I'm a big Kubrick fan (Either 2001 or Full Metal Jacket being my top pick), and I love Monty Python (Life of Brian is underrated, and excellent).

A small selection of bands off the top of my head that I dig - local and otherwise:
Death From Above 1979, Orange Goblin, The Atomic Bitchwax, Kyuss, Blind Guardian, Amon Amarth, Opeth, Sandrider, The Melvins, King Crimson, Deep Purple, Black Sabbath, Baptists, Burning Ghats, WTCHDR, Three Wolf Moon, Black Wizard, Charm, Bison, M16, Astrakhan, Waingro, BRASS, Elder, Black Tusk, Iron Maiden, Slayer, Skeletonwhich, Anthrax, Mastodon, Red Fang, The Ettes, Megadeth

I have a love/love relationship with food. I love to eat it, and I love to cook it. Experimenting with making/trying new foods is one of my favourite things to do.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music
Books
Conversation
Sunshine
Friends
Cheese
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If my band isn't playing a show, I'm usually watching other bands play a show.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have webbed toes.

...I don't really, but wouldn't that be weird if I did? No offense to people with webbed feet; I bet you can swim real fast.
You should message me if
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You
a) feel like it.
b) like things I like and want to talk about them.
or
c) are also a robot. We can chat about robot things, like our plans to take over the world, or our perpetual fear of logical paradoxes.

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