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RobotPhilosopher

37 M Los Angeles, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:38pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
True courage is never admitting that you're wrong; even when you know you are.

I read, write, draw and make films.
I swing wildly between being a thoughtful introvert and the talkative center of attention...it all depends on where I'm at and who I'm with.
I am fascinated by the science of nature, find humor in the weirdest situations and constantly wander off onto the path least taken.

I've been mostly an urbanite lately, but I do the outdoorsy stuff too.
I don't believe that cooking and sewing are women's work, but essential survival skills and am glad my mother showed me how.

And apparently I'm a INTJ...do what you will with that information.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working in film production on others' and my own films.
Writing whenever I can
Drawing what I see in my mind,
Searching for a muse
Celebrating that I'm still alive
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Adapting to new people and situations.
Spotting a really terrible movie from the trailer.
Making witty jokes about aforementioned terrible films.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have big eyelashes for a guy, I get that a lot.
Or they think they have already met me, which I know they haven't.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Authors
Chuck Palahnuik (Fight Club, Rant)
Dostoyevsky (The Idiot, Crime and Punishment)
Margaret Atwood (Oryx and Crake, Handmaid's Tale)
Hunter Thompson
John Steinbeck
Thomas Wolfe
Douglas Adams
Albert Camus
Carlos Fuentes

Directors:
Terry Gilliam
Peter Jackson
Jean-Pierre Jeunet
Tim Burton
Coen Bros.
Wes Anderson
Lars Von Trier
David Cronenberg
other films:
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Team America World Police
House of 1,000 Corpses
Alien
Idiocracy
Fantastic Planet
Horror, sci-fi, fantasy, the more bizarre the better.

Shows:
Twilight Zone
Alfred Hitchcock Presents
Arrested Development
Dexter
Archer
Californication
The Office
True Blood
South Park
The Colbert Report
Breaking Bad

Music:
Tom Waits
Childish Gambino
Wax Tailor
Metronomy
Theivery Corporation
Cake
The Beatles
Jamiroquai
Daft Punk
Red Hot Chili peppers
Mos Def
Lou Reed
Blind Melon
Miles Davis
Radiohead
this list could seriously go on forever

Cajun
Indian
sushi
in all modesty, I make the best breakfast burritos
I love trying new foods and will eat just about anything...except peanuts which will kill me :)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee
Something to draw/write on
Somewhere to swim
Music
Bicycle
Internet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My place in the universe
Stories I will soon write
What people I meet will look like when they are old or what they looked like when they were young.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Never typical, though sometimes:
Writing
On set
Catching a film at the Silent Theater
Hosting film screenings at my place.
Out and about.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes I like to sleep with my feet hanging over the edge of my bed, but I still have the irrational fear from childhood that something will grab or bite them if I do.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are:
Eclectic
Eccentric
Electric
Weird
Wacky
Wild
Or
A little Crazy