Things about me:
My sense of humor is disgusting, vulgar, ribald, morose, dark, un-redeemable and completely without merit; truly a man of ill repute.
If we exchange messages I will probably ask you to happy hour or something else fairly quickly. I'd just rather meet in person... don't make it weird.
I am sincerely "un-hip"... hopefully you would describe that as "charmingly un-hip", and not "tragically un-hip". This is ok though, because I'm open minded and willing to talk about why you love the new [POPULAR SOCIAL FAD 253B] so much.
I'm originally from Southern California and I moved to WA two years ago. My time here has consisted of design, dive bars, waxing poetic, petting dogs, being compared to the unibomber, and having conversations with strangers in bars.