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Robot_on_Velvet

40 Durham, NC Cis Man

Cis Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–47
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
A little extra
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Aries
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Status
Seeing Someone
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English, Ukrainian (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am equal parts Andy Dwyer and Ron Swanson.
on the lookout for lowbrow art openings, nights out dancing that end the next day at a strangers party in the woods and quiet-pants less movie nights in.
I also enjoy meeting people and luring them in to my basement...no wait...what site is this again? Board games... board games not basement.
I work in IT at a university in the area.
I'd love to meet new crafty people, fellow yard sale pillagers or an interesting soul to grab coffee with.

In the interest of being authentic and genuine as possible it's important that you know that i'm
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
QAing. Cycling. Xfitting. ( i take traditional German longsword instruction on the weekends ). Being a generally kinky bastard. READING, no..not for a class. Putting together Go bags. cutting leather, sewing leather, gluing leather. Furnishing. Rolling dice, slaying goblins, moving meeples, getting all the points.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Constructing, but not so much at measuring. Making fairly inappropriate/out of date jokes. Setting gender roles on fire. Spotting bullshit and making a clean escape. costuming. packing light. decluttering. being wildly extroverted.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
big smile, full laugh, fussed over hair, odd t-shirt.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
The Martian, Southern Bastards, Black Science, Ready Player One, Song of Ice and Fire series, lots of comic books, The Walking Dead, The First Law Series, Finch, Joe Abercrombie, Charles Stross, Warren Ellis, Burroughs, Jack Vance, Matt Fraction, Grant Morrison, Alan Moore.

Movies:
in no order:
Looper, Barbarella, Children of Men, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Conan the Barbarian the old one, this is necessary for leather/metalwork, The Producers the old one as well, The Incredibles, Flash Gordon, Cabin in the woods, Avengers, Ed Wood, pretty much anything with Bill Murray, Sam Rockwell or David Bowie in it. I liked Prometheus and didn't really care for any of the modern Dark Knight films, so there.

Shows:
Game of Thrones, a few early seasons of Dexter, The Walking Dead especially @ Motorco on their big screen, Adventure Time, both series of Avatar, Parks and Recreation, Sherlock, Orange is the new Black, Bravest Warriors, Sense8

Music:
Umm..let's do wide strokes, shall we?
Disco Electro, Postrock, 90's College Rock, Fuzzy Rock, some Surf Anything that could be in the soundtrack of a Fallout game, Retro Metal, Indie folk, anything i shake my fool ass too, Mashups, atmospheric stuff.
Podcasts: i've drank the Kool-aid i am all in on Welcome to Nightvale

Food:
yes. make it spicy and meaty, or dainty and flowery. I try to keep it Paleo. I really only dislike raw tomatoes, excessive onions and weird textures. Also I kind of a Beer snob. Don't get me wrong i love a Yeungling or PBR every now and again but generally I go for the deepest, darkest Stout i can find. If i wanted to drink an IPA ...i'd just drink a mug of grassy thumbtacks.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
retro science fiction

Crom

velvet paintings

Rick and Morty

Peppermint Butler

Tina from Bob's Burgers

p.s. this question kind of annoys me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Consent models. Personal advancement, how much i hate yardwork, Camping, primitive skills training , vacationing abroad.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
either thinking ...why the hell did we plan EVERYTHING tonight. or. Why the hell didn't we plan ANYTHING tonight?
Checking out Retrofantasma.
I am a big fan of Rigsbee street in durham. One of the, what is it now, 5 bars on Rigsbee generally has something going on.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My Bear BFF once told me that i am the cattiest straight man he knows.

I am, without being rude or diminishing, over social anxiety and perpetual hermiting.

I get bored with the local matches sometimes and turn off the location restrictions and daydream of accents and exotic locales..like New Jersey.

i will judge you by your shoes.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you read my profile..really and saw the kinky and non-mono bits REALLY and know that i'm serious. REALLY. also i wish i did not have to say that sort of thing.
you like furry dudes.
you want to talk about absurd dadaist theater.
there's a weird ass art film that no one else wants to see.
you're into Santacon (to me it's more fun than Halloween)
you're an artist, builder, repuposer or thrifter.
you understand that talking about sex and flirting can be vastly disparate things.
you are a lady with an asymmetrical hair cut and/or septum piercing.
you have little to no interest in traditional sports.
you find kitschy art interesting.
you're whimsical but practical
You'd like to go out for coffee and spankings.
you want to talk, at length, about 15th century Hungarian mercenary armies.

FL: Remade