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30 Austin, TX Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Dec 23
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Trying to quit
Atheism, and laughing about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from two-year college
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello Ladies,

I don't know who you are or how you got here.

Where is here anyway?

The open sea shark wrestling. I am the undisputed champion.

I will try to respond to your message if you write me as I am on here intermitantly.

Here is a necklace I made for you, it symbolizes possibilities and the human spirit. It is a shark tooth and represents sharks too.

Don't lose yourself in my eyes that are the same color on a stormy day as my El Camino.

Look at the necklace in your hand.

It is now a taco.

Anything is possible.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I cycle year round. Working in IT at a community college with awesome coworkers. I have cut loose plenty, but right now I am buckling down so I can retire early. It is one of my major goals to buy/build my own catamaran/trimaran and start a business giving private cruises.

As a hobby I enjoy writing fiction, usually science fiction or slipstream. I have an absurd and dark sense of humor. I find a lot of beauty in the macabre. I would like to advance my career in IT till I can consult independently from home/while traveling and maybe branch into writing professionally.

Long term I think it would be really fun to be a mineral/rock hound and travel the world looking for all sorts of treasure/treasures.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Honesty, even when it is hard, and knowing when it is helpful.

Adventuring and exploring, I am like a moth to the flame of excitement.
I haven't spent much time on it lately , but I excel at Video Games.

I like to go Camping, hiking, and fishing.

Making friends has become second nature from moving around a bit.

Remembering my dreams and Lucid dreaming happens on a nightly basis for me.

I built my own computer, work in IT, and know a decent amount about software.

I am handy and can work on cars. I am pretty awesome at drifting, no joke.

Catch-all section: Climbing. Learning. Listening, no like REALLY listening, Back-rubs, especially receiving them. Being a friend. Forgiveness. Not holding a grudge. Being accountable. Moving on.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The big holes in my cartilage
My buns when I wear short shorts
I am shameless
How much fun I am having
I can be a "party boy"
I rival Jim Carrey with the variety and intensity of my facial expressions
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
A: Isaac Asimov, Kurt Vonnegut Jr, Philip K Dick, William Gibson, and HP Lovecraft are some of my favorites. Science fiction, fantasy, and horror really explore more bizarre concepts and satiate my inner escapist.

B: Directors- Daron Aronofski, Tarantino, Terry Gilliam, Sam Raimi, John Carpenter, Chris Nolan, Stanly Kubrick
Notable Movies-
Chumscrubber, Berserk OST, The Thing, They Live, Big Trouble in Little China, Cabin in the woods, John dies at the end, Evilspeak.

I like epic heartwarming dramas and foreign flicks, but it is always easy to get me to watch something stupid.

WARNING: Riverworld is the most terrible movie I have ever seen.

C: modeselektor, Calvin Harris, Siriusmo, Midnight Juggernaughts, binaerpilot, Chromeo, aphex twin, Soulwax, Paza, Metro Area, Heiruspecs, Scissor sistors, Electric Six, santigold, the knife, Ratatat, The Flaming Lips, Mylo, Dead Kennedys, The Aquabats, Radiohead, Bjork, Daft Punk, electro, disco, chip music, hip-hop. I like to dance and try not to be a hipster about music.

D: Pretty much any type of ethnic food and spicy food, I don't like celery or stewed tomatoes. I prefer free range chicken and grass fed beef. I respect vegetarians. I would love to meet somebody who could help teach me to cook good wholesome foods. I love the farmers market.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Adventure, People I care about, my 2 awesome cats Dagwood and Madame Pineapple, the Internet, learning new things
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The apocalypse, Super Powers, Robots, being a mad scientist, and world domination are my day dreams.

Transhumanism, Biology, string theory, the potential of higher dimensions, astral projection, time travel, reality, morality, science in general, technology, dark matter, dark energy, artificial neural networks, and heavier stuff weighs on my mind daily.


Honest self reflection and the possibilities of cognitive pathology.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Cycling to a house party, bar, warehouse/rave venue, BBQ, bonfire, group bike ride, or a dance night. Big fan of brew pubs, microbrews, and beer in general. When I go dancing I do so with enthusiasm and a complete lack of fear of looking stupid. Also karoake or quality time with my cats.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am weird, more than most people.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I am not necessarily looking for anything serious, but if you make me excited to spend time with you and are enthusiastic about going out and being active that would be ideal.


This sounds like your type of adventure:

You are getting coffee and hear police sirens far away. A cloud of black smoke starts billowing in the distance when a black and grey El Camino fitted with Gatling lasers and rockets comes crashing out of the windows of the 7th story of an office building down the road. The car drifts to a stop and gull wing doors slowly open while smoke and neon light pours out of the passenger side. Through the electric haze I lower my futuristic shades and implore you "Get in." Screaming sirens are getting louder so you snatch up your belongings, jump in and ask "Where are we going?". I light up a cigarette, put one hand on the wheel, and then put the car in drive. I look at you with the intensity of a thousand tigers and say "To save the world." and you believe me.