I like Robots, they taste like pennies.

I invented a dish called "Digestion Nightmare": solid loaf of lactose, gluten, msg, aspartame, and olestra.

Once I lived in a convent.

Once I drank the washings of a 10,000 year old martian meteorite.

I could do without fennel in my life.

I am an interaction / user experience designer and art director. I work in advertising.

I have a cat. He is a stay at home cat.

I have mayonnaise in my hair and ketchup on my dress. I'm a regular McDonald's.

The Room is the greatest movie ever made excluding Candyman.

• pushing buttons. not figurative buttons, physical buttons. like on elevators.
• condiments
• manual Roomba operation
• taping things to other things
• amateur surgery

--gourd shaped goiter
--parasitic twin emerging from the nape of my neck

Books: motherless brooklyn, post office, the way through the doors, crimson petal and the white, under the skin, women, still life with woodpecker, prep, we have always lived in the castle.

I love horror movies more than my own life. Especially independent ones.

These are my favorite: antichrist, blood the last vampire, dead end, plague town, Room 205, slaughter, splinter, cry wolf, Dead and Breakfast, dead birds, dying breed, from within, gnaw, hostel II, innocence, isolation, laid to rest, nature's grave, November, perfect creature, perkins 14, population 436, ravenous, severance, shrooms, storm warning, teeth, the burrowers, the midnight meat train, the orphanage, unrest, a tale of two sisters, Black Water, CANDYMAN, dog soldiers, drag me to hell, Eden Lake, ginger snaps, In the Winter Dark, let the right one in, Night Watch, Otis, outpost, penny dreadful, red road, session 9, seventh moon, suspiria, the bunker, the descent, The Devil's Backbone, the ferryman, the hole, The Page Turner, Transsiberian, undead, With a Friend Like Harry, ghost ship, the children

TV Shows: Telemundo.

Music: sounds of Port Authority (ambient bus and crackhead noises).

Food: NutraLoaf

condiments
video camera
spandex
cowboy boots
rock salt
twitter

[i am currently judging myself over the sadness of above list]

videotaping my cat.

videotaping my cat.

once i licked battery acid because i thought it was chocolate syrup.

hobbies include mouthbreathing, cobbling, hoarding, seated-sports and commemorative plates.