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MEN. We are looking for women to share or other couples only.
Happily married gal looking for friends and fun and maybe more...
East coast girl originally but moved to the bay area in 2009 after
I am a Star Trek nerd (TNG and DS9 only, please) and I love comic
books, psychobilly and punk music and hopelessly romantic movies
wherein the heroine dies at the end.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work, work, work, till the day is done and I am also a graduate
student studying linguistics. I love indoor skydiving, dinners and
movies, and punk rock shows. My husband and I also like to play
board games but not ones that require a lot of strategy (think
Risk) because that shit gets boring real fast. I also have a
miniature pinscher who loves everyone (well, except that she hates
I like to workout and am doing StrongLifts right now. In the past
I've also been a runner (completed a half) but I'm so busy with
grad school I can't do it any more :(
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Stealing food off of other people's plates. No wait, I only do that
to my husband. I am also a skilled knitter, and can make many a
pretty thing. Also, this is totally useless in any real world
context but I like to pride myself on being able to do pushups on
medicine balls. I am SO GOOD at that. Well, that's what I think at
least. Don't disagree with me.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have some shiny, shiny piercings in me. I also have my ears
stretched to 7/16". If you see me with my shirt off (which, let's
be honest, might not happen) you'll see a full back tattoo of
Cthulu done in japanese style. Many girls also say that they are
jealous of my eyebrow arches, which if I guess I have to have
something to lord over other people, it would be that. I got some
AMAZING EYEBROWS Y'ALL.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite books: House of Leaves, Girl With a Pearl Earring, pretty
much anything by HP Lovecraft. I also really love comic books with
good and vulgar antiheroes (think Preacher and The Boys) as well as
memoirs in graphic novel form (think Joe Sacco and Marjane
Favorite movies as I previously mentioned are all sad, depressing
ones where (Spoilers!) someone dies at the end: Moulin Rouge, The
Fountain, Everything is Illuminated. I also love love love horror
films including but not limited to: Evil Dead, Cabin in the Woods,
Poltergeist, Nightmare on Elm Street. Also, anyone who says they
hated Enemy Mine or Robot Jox should probably just stop reading
now, because we just can't be friends.
Favorite music: I have eclectic tastes (cliche, I know) but include
rockabilly/psychobilly, punk, and some indie and pop. My favorite
band is probably The Murder City Devils but I also enjoy
Nekromantix, The Misfits, and The Phenomenauts. On the other hand,
I also really enjoy pop music like Kate Nash and Lana Del Rey as
well as Arcade Fire and Mumford and Sons. Confused yet? Good.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My husband, my dog, my Little Orphan Annie secret decoder ring, a
nice tall glass of Ovaltine, my iPod and my running shoes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
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On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
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