I have a good job.
I'm a good person.
I'm widowed. Kids are grown.
I like 80's rock, live theater and pudding.
I rarely drink, I don't do drugs.
I like to watch movies as much as I like to explore the world.
I'm fully trained in the ways of "yes dear".
I have a gut, but it's great for cuddling.
I have hair on my body, because I'm not 12.
I don't separate my laundry.
You should be down with most of the above.
Be shorter than 5'7" less than 200lbs.
Have a sence of humor.
Be excited when I call.
Find comfort in my arms.
And miss me when I'm gone.
If you like Twinkies, you get bonus points.