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27 Omaha, NE Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jun 29
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Not at all
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
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Hey there, Taylor here.

I'm a guy.

I'm also a glass artist. I graduated a few years ago from the University of Nebraska with a customized degree in art (mostly glassblowing), natural sciences (you know, like physics and junk), and philosophy (we could be in a turtle's dream in outer-space (jk (I prefer Kierkegaard to Frank Reynolds, (but not by that much (parentheses are fun (don't you think?)))))).

Despite a propensity towards introversion, I really love to travel and experience new people. In my 27 years, I've been lucky enough to visit 13 countries. I've learned a lot about myself from seeing how different people choose to live. From nomadic Alabamians periodically surfing your couch, to Japanese grandfathers that require their own personal karaoke machines, to Greek grocers that touch your heart with appreciation when you're finally able to communicate to them that they've accidentally given you too much change, to drunk old Irishmen who try to sell you a cat that isn't theirs (when you weren't in the market for a cat in the first place), I think the world is too full of interesting people to limit your exposure to any small part of it.

I just moved to Omaha from Portland, OR, and I'm looking to meet some new people here. My favorite activities include contemplation, shooting the breeze, reading, going out or staying in with friends, watching football or hockey, playing basketball, and converting non-believers to the cult of Bill Murray.

As a full-fledged human being, I feel that there's a little bit more to me than what I can share in a few paragraphs, so if you wanna know something more, like how many elbows I have or something, feel free to ask. Just don't ask me about my elbows, though. What IS your deal with elbows? Drop it already.
What I’m doing with my life
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Existential experiments
I’m really good at
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Bragging. Staying alive. I'm ok at glassblowing, which is my favorite hobby, and I have an uncanny knack for winning games of any type. Most people don't find that endearing, but I have a quick wit that a lot of them do. I'm also quite handy with a shovel, if I do say so myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The fact that I'm drinking their milkshake.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Dostoyevsky, Charles Dickens, Tolkien, Tolstoy, Solzhenitsyn, Alexandre Dumas, anything with soul.
Movies: BillMurrayBillMurrayBillMurrayBillMurrayBillMurray. Also, Mel Brooks movies, Tarkovsky, and Enemy at the Gates.
Music: The Red Hot Chili Peppers get me like no other band can. Honorable mentions: Third Eye Blind, Weezer, Band of Skulls, Metric, Typhoon...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Cellular respiration
Peace of mind
Piece of Pizza
Access to a dog for snugglin'
My counting skillz
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Truth, love, conscience, redemption, forgiveness, food, shiny things,...,shiny things
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Content but not complacent.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can't all.
You should message me if
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You're extremely wealthy, close to death, and desperate for a husband.

Alternatively, if you think my info is interesting and you'd like to get to know me.

If you counted the number of parentheses in that first part to see if I did it right.

If you think you can be my Cherry Cola.

But...preferably the first thing.