Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey there, Taylor here.
I'm a guy.
I'm also a glass artist. I graduated a few years ago from the
University of Nebraska with a customized degree in art (mostly
glassblowing), natural sciences (you know, like physics and junk),
and philosophy (we could be in a turtle's dream in outer-space (jk
(I prefer Kierkegaard to Frank Reynolds, (but not by that much
(parentheses are fun (don't you think?)))))).
Despite a propensity towards introversion, I really love to travel
and experience new people. In my 27 years, I've been lucky enough
to visit 13 countries. I've learned a lot about myself from seeing
how different people choose to live. From nomadic Alabamians
periodically surfing your couch, to Japanese grandfathers that
require their own personal karaoke machines, to Greek grocers that
touch your heart with appreciation when you're finally able to
communicate to them that they've accidentally given you too much
change, to drunk old Irishmen who try to sell you a cat that isn't
theirs (when you weren't in the market for a cat in the first
place), I think the world is too full of interesting people to
limit your exposure to any small part of it.
I'm moving to Omaha later in May, and I'm looking to meet some new
people here. My favorite activities include contemplation, shooting
the breeze, reading, going out or staying in with friends, watching
football or hockey, playing basketball, and converting
non-believers to the cult of Bill Murray.
As a full-fledged human being, I feel that there's a little bit
more to me than what I can share in a few paragraphs, so if you
wanna know something more, like how many elbows I have or
something, feel free to ask. Just don't ask me about my elbows,
though. What IS your deal with elbows? Drop it already.
What I’m doing with my life
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I’m really good at
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Bragging. Staying alive. I'm ok at glassblowing, which is my
favorite hobby, and I have an uncanny knack for winning games of
any type. Most people don't find that endearing, but I have a quick
wit that a lot of them do. I'm also quite handy with a shovel, if I
do say so myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The fact that I'm drinking their milkshake.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Dostoyevsky, Charles Dickens, Tolkien, Tolstoy,
Solzhenitsyn, Alexandre Dumas, anything with soul.
Movies: BillMurrayBillMurrayBillMurrayBillMurrayBillMurray. Also,
Mel Brooks movies and Enemy at the Gates.
Music: The Red Hot Chili Peppers get me like no other band can.
Honorable mentions: The Foo Fighters, Third Eye Blind, Weezer, Band
of Skulls, Metric, Typhoon...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Peace of mind
Piece of Pizza
Access to a dog for snugglin'
My counting skillz
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Truth, love, conscience, redemption, forgiveness, food, shiny
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Content but not complacent.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can't whistle...at all.
You should message me if
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You're extremely wealthy, close to death, and desperate for a
Alternatively, if you think my info is interesting and you'd like
to get to know me.
If you counted the number of parentheses in that first part to see
if I did it right.
If you think you can be my Cherry Cola.
But...preferably the first thing.
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