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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21-41
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 7:21pm
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Average build
Special Diet
Not at all
Dropped out of Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat), Russian (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm polyamorous and have an internationally-long-distance frightfully-european girlfriend, Cupcakeosaurus, who is willing to provide a glowing reference. Looking for a relationship within the geographic range outlined in that Proclaimers song you only know the chorus to. Also up for chatting with other poly folk, and everyone who isn't any of those things.

In the event you're still reading this after that chunk of information: hello!

I'm a vegetarian with an admittedly-increasingly-benign zeal for food politics (and an unwavering zeal for adverbs and hyphens). I play guitar and would like to grow up to be The Lemonheads. I am entirely comfortable with enjoying Gilmore Girls. I think Eddie Izzard and Mitch Hedberg are/were very funny people. I have read the Hitchhiker's Guide more times than I care to divulge, though I enjoy audiobooks more than a sighted literate person generally might.

Remember when OkCupid used to make you list three adjectives about yourself? What happened to that? If you're me, nothing:

I am contentious, hi-larious, and intellectu...ous
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
making music & sound for web & mobile games!, marginally freelancing, not completing my master's degree, musically regurgitating the 90s with witty wordplay, making up rap lyrics at least partially out of boredom with my more well-trodden genres, stretching the term "anthropology" to fit basically whatever I want to do
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
that I have decided to relieve my head of its hair-having duties

or in this milieu, perhaps how I gave up double-bracketing midway through the next informative section
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
a.) Douglas Adams, Sarah Vowell, Neil Gaiman, Susanna Clarke, Frances Moore-Lappe, Bill Watterson

b.) Angus, High Fidelity, Singles, Empire Records, The Blues Brothers, Bill & Ted, That Thing You Do!, Wayne's World, Back to the Future, the first Matrix, Before Sunrise/set

c.) Star Trek, Community, Futurama, Gilmore Girls, Parks & Rec, Stargate, Doctor Who, HIMYM, Scrubs, Cougar Town, King of the Hill

d.) Lemonheads, Ginblossoms, Splashdown, Ani DiFranco, Blake Babies, Dar Williams, The Hang Ups, Smoking Popes, Sloan, Pixies, late Soundgarden, early Pearl Jam, Cranberries, Sugar, Midnight Oil, sea shanties
and locally: Gonculator, Walri, The Bicycats, Sweatshop Boys, SNMNMNM, The Little Beast, Paul's Grandfather, White York, Evil Robot Us'

e.) things without meat and the cultural cuisines that accompany them
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I had six things I could vehemently do without, but OkCupid *seemed* to be magically matching me with people who liked them. Hence this straightforward if pedestrian answer:

my guitar
the Internet
open mics
other vegetarians
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what I don't eat, consumerism, the songwriting Sahara in which I seem fated to spend most of my time
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
under the impression that it's Thursday or Saturday.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
[You don't have to be/have/do all, or indeed any, of these things, but perhaps they will provide us with some conversational fodder.]

you're cool, or potentially cool, with alternative sorts of relationships, like the sort I'm currently amidst as mentioned at the top of my profile, for instance.

you have a thing for point-and-click PC graphic adventure games from a decade and a half (or more) ago.

you're in, on, or around the Rochester area and like making silly music in an exceedingly serious way.

you have a mohawk. or your head looks a lot like mine.

you don't drink, smoke or employ substances of any sort for purposes of recreation and it has nothing to do with your allegiance to a particular genre of hardcore music nor the will of a deity.

you want to trade sexual favors or multiple fistfuls of money for sound design work.

our match percentage is a grade you would have put up on the fridge.