In the event you're still reading this after that chunk of information: hello!
I'm a vegetarian and passionately interested in food politics. I play guitar and would like to grow up to be The Lemonheads. I am entirely comfortable with enjoying Gilmore Girls. I think Eddie Izzard and Mitch Hedberg are/were very funny people. I have read the Hitchhiker's Guide more times than I care to divulge, though I enjoy audiobooks more than a sighted literate person generally might.
Remember when OkCupid used to make you list three adjectives about yourself? What happened to that? If you're me, nothing:
I am contentious, hi-larious, and intellectu...ous