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34 • M • Winnipeg, Manitoba, CA
- Last Online
- Apr 15
- 5′ 8″ (1.73m)
- Body Type
- Mostly anything
- Agnosticism, and laughing about it
- Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
- Working on university
- Relationship Status
- Relationship Type
- Likes dogs and likes cats
OK I do spent a few minutes a day picking up snail mail...how else would I get my picture books??
When I swim people call me a fish and I am proud. When I play poker people call me a fish and I spaz..#$%^ short circuit...now you see why I lick picture books.
I took martial arts 'cauz too many #$%'ers call me fish while I play poker.
I am great at finding the best in people.
I'd like to say sex but my friends never buy it. What do they know. If they would just try me once they'd never go back to animals.
Cooking and entertaining.
Licking picture books.
'capable of making muffled and slurry noises and grunts somewhat resembling speech patterns'
'almost capable of walking upright'
Don't know...never asked them.
something I notice a lot is people point at me and whisper to their companions...wtf...someone get me a picture book.
Movies like Inception, Fast n Furious and Kungfu Panda.
All food is deelicious...especially when a loved one prepares it.
I love watching any show or listen to any tunes where I am a paid critic with the exception of National Film Board of Canada or CBC.
Food...long as it doesn't crawl out of reach after you pound it.
My family...except for the adopted prick..oh wait they say that's me.
My friends.most of them..at least the ones that call me back and asks for money. #$%^! the ones who don't call back.
More picture books...you could never have enough.
How to influence Dr. Seuss to write a book with lickable pictures.
Hey!! Keep your hands of my stash of books!! #$%@ how am I to finish this profile with all this distraction?!
on a typical night I try to keep track of three things to make my night enjoyable...
Order pizza. Pay for pizza. Eat pizza.
some nights the pizza guy never show up. some nights he shows up twice.
Hey you ever get Deja Vu like you just finish tipping the pizza guy go to sit down and he's at the door again with the pizza?
One of these nights I am going to crash with my cash stuffed down my pants 'cauz #%^#@ buddies keep on emptying my wallet every time I sleep.
I consider it a bad night when I get Deja Vu with the pizza guy but don't remenber eating pizza. I usually wake up with my wallet empty and hungry.
It's an ok night if I sit for a long time waiting to pay for pizza and no one shows up. I wake up hungry but I still have some cash.
It's a hit when I call for pizza someone shows up and I remember eating pizza. I wake up with an empty wallet but not hungry. Waking up hungry sucks..especially when there's no food within reach.
Oh Right!! we're at 100%. Didn't think this dating thing was so much work.
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 28–36
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
Could handle ordering pizza.
message me please...pretty please?? I have money :)
do you really need a reason?
did you really believe there's a guy out there like this?
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