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27 M Nottingham, UK

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  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:33am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Hi there! I'm Mike, thanks for stopping by!

I absolutely love learning, be it about cultures, people and what makes them tick or whatever topic grabs my interest when I'm indulging in some procrastination :-p I'm the sort of person that will follow wikipedia links for ages if I get going!

I'm also really passionate about people. I've been a volunteer counsellor for a few years now and am starting a job as a support worker with autistic adults in the very near future. I pride myself in trying to take every human being I encounter at face value and treating everyone equally.

I've got a few tattoos and piercings which I'll list in case they really aren't your thing;

Tattoo wise I have my right wrist, upper right arm, upper left arm (my favourite) and my back tattooed (more than happy to tell their stories!)

Piercing wise I've had an 8mm stretch in each lobe, with a further 6mm and a 4mm in my right lobe, my lower lip and both nipples done. I used to have several others, but took those out over the last couple of years.
What I’m doing with my life
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As I'm currently awaiting the start date of my support worker job, I'm using the free time to indulge my hobbies.

I go to the gym three times a week and train for events such as Tough Mudder (completed August 3rd 2014) and Spartan 5k (next on the list).

I also cook a lot, and I'm trying out a lot of new recipes at the moment. I went paleo in 2011 and have got my weight down from 23 stone to 12.5 stone. I'm really getting a kick out of expanding my repertoire of healthy, hearty food.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm a great listener. I often find myself as the person people turn to when they need to talk or have had a bad day, and I tend to have a very soothing, calming effect on people.
I'm also an adventurous cook. I love experimenting with spices and my cheesecake gets rave reviews. My recently acquired skill of making chorizo has been tested with great success.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
According to my best friend my eyelashes are 'disgustingly long and beautiful' for a man, so there is that :-p
Generally people seem to say that I have a kind face and am the sort that puts people at ease quite quickly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Ender's Game, 1984 and The Newsflesh Trilogy

Authors: Garth Ennis, Warren Ellis and Antony Jacobs.

Movies: Megashark vs Crocasaurus, Sharknado and Oszombie.

Shows: Sons of Anarchy, The 100 and Star Trek.

Music:Post-rock and Metal are my main loves. Also like chilled out/ambient stuff, Blues and some Electronica.

Food:Mexican, Indian and Thai would have to be my three favourites.

Video Games: Final Fantasy 8, Mass Effect and Divinity: Original Sin.

Graphic Novels: Wasteland, The Walking Dead and The Boys.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Warm drinks on a cold day
The sound of rain
Emotional intelligence (I find it a really attractive trait)
A log fire and good book.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Space! I'm fascinated by the countless mysteries that are left for humanity to discover and I can find myself sat for hours reading about space, space exploration and space related technologies if I let myself get caught up in it.
I'm very excited about the existence of Mars One.
I've also been wondering lately just how many eyes the fish around Pripyat have.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
My days off work currently are Wednesday, Friday and Saturday. I try to relax or do something fun on these days.
I find myself happiest when in good company, playing board games, out for a drink or in a field staring up at the sky.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That custard creams and barbeque sauce are not a bad combination in a pinch.
You should message me if
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This makes you happy,
You can explain to me what in the seven hells is going on in this video,
or you just feel like it for any reason. I'm just as happy to make new friends/chat online as I am to date :)