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  • Ages 21–50
  • Near me
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My details

Last online
Mar 14
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of two-year college
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
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"Sometimes there's a man... I won't say a hero, 'cause what's a hero? But sometimes, there's a man – and I'm talkin' about the Dude here – sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there." ( I didnt come up with that, its from The Big Lebowski.)

I work full time job in the housekeeping industry, and love it. This career choice has taken me all over the country.

I'm currently living im the tiny strip of town known as Tusayan, and am enjoying all three things the town has to offer.
What I’m doing with my life
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I am the co-creator of a podcast in which my co-host and I get drunk and run our mouths about news, music, and other things that drunks care about.

I am also a screenwriter having finished 3 scripts last year and am currently working on a buddy comedy about two guys who scrap metal with dreams of being in nascar.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Singing Dean Martin songs.
Quoting Movies
Generally Rocking Out.
Running my mouth.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My Hair. (The pompadour, Its a classic)

Lately people have been noticing that I wear bowling shoes everywhere.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Please Kill Me: An Oral History of Punk, Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas, Short Stories of Ernest Hemingway, High Fidelity, Choke, and just about anything by Chuck Klosterman or Charles Bukowski.

Movies: The Big Lebowski, Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, Goodfellas, Raiders of the Lost Arc, The Wizard of Oz, The Blues Brothers, Lethal Weapon, Rocky, Stallone movies in general, Same thing with Kurt Russell movies, and John Waters too.

Music: Rockabilly, Oldies, Punk, Country, and Metal. Some specific bands: Guns N' Roses, Hank Williams III, Bruce Springsteen, Th' Legendary Shack-Shakers, Warren Zevon, Clutch, Johnny Hobo and the Freight Trains, Stray Cats, Beastie Boys, Faith No More, Sasquatch and the Sickabillys... I could keep going, but thats probably good.

Shows: The Simpsons, Arrested Development, 30 Rock, Its Always Sunny, The Wire, The Sopranos, Trailer Park Boys, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Californication, Mr. Show, Archer, and most recently True Detective.

Food: Italian, Sushi, BBQ.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Some sort of cheap booze. (Nothing against the good stuff, but when i just want to get drunk, I really don't care about the taste.)
Cell Phone (its an iPhone because I am a slave to trends)
Music (My record collection is better than yours)

I had 6 things here. Then I realized that you don't really need all the things you think you do.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I'm going to do after I win the lottery, and why I never buy a ticket.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On a typical Friday, I am usually sitting around my apartment wondering what there is to do in Tusayan. There is always music playing though.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I think "Whats Up" by 4 Non-Blondes is the best song of the 90s, and in the top 10 ever.
You should message me if
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Why not? I've obviously spiked your interest if you've read down this far. Ask me a question. Or If you're looking for a drinking buddy. I'm always looking for new people to drink with.