Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm brilliant, eyegasmically good-looking, charming, witty, and
just generally awesome. And modest. I am the man of every woman's
dreams. I am the brown, non-sparkly Edward Cullen. I. Am.
OK for real this time... I was raised in Austin. I went to the
University of Texas (also in Austin) and got a degree in computer
engineering. Worked in DFW for a few years, moved back to Austin
for a startup opportunity, then just moved back here. I have an
endlessly entertaining, self-aggrandizing sense of humor. I like to
debate -- it's a great way to challenge yourself and learn about
all sides of a problem. I hate being wrong, but I'll [usually]
admit when I am. It's hard for me to get upset by something going
wrong since I usually take the spilt-milk approach and try to learn
rather than complain. It's easy for me to get upset by someone
being stupid. I still rarely lose my temper because I think there's
almost nothing in life worth getting angry about. My car's name is
Xandra. I have Germany, Japan, and Italy topping my to-visit list.
The first time I ever brought a girl flowers on a date, she laughed
at me for being a dork. It was weak. I still sometimes bring
flowers on a date. I like to say "snaptastic!", "snappasaurus
rex!", or "snapplesauce!" after a good burn.
I'm looking for a confident woman who can carry a meaningful
conversation. A good sense of humor is a must, which hopefully
includes not being easily offended.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Enginerding it up. Just took a job at a startup here in Austin, and
I really enjoy software development, so my professional goals are
mostly in line with that.
In my free time, I'm usually either playing basketball, hangin out
with friends (karaoke, tubing in San Marcos, whatevs), working
with/learning about technology (whether it's cars
, chipsets, or web app
frameworks), or being eyegasmically good-looking.
Yeah, that's right. A guy who likes cars, sports, and computers.
Bet you never thought you'd find one of those... LADIES, YOUR
PRINCE HAS ARRIVED.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
You can see I'm not one to toot my own horn, but since you're
- I love singing, and I'm purty good at it, if I do say so myself.
And I do. I won't claim to be much of a dancer, though... not that
that stops me from trying.
- Whistling. Seriously. Like I have whistling groupies. It's crazy.
Although I'm sure my eyegasmic good looks have something to do with
said groupies, too.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably my eyegasmic good looks... or my aforementioned type of
But more seriously, probably my voice. Apparently it sounds way
deeper to others than it does in my own head.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music: I'll just say I love music. You'll find me singing and
whistling a lot... A lot.
I'm not picky about food, but Indian, Italian, and Mexican top my
list. And scotch. Does that count?
Books: I mostly read non-fiction. Recently finished "Stumbling Upon
Happiness" by Dan Gilbert. Great read. Now reading "Overshoot" by
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
... why Deism is, in my opinion, a more practical belief system
... how anti-sway bars work.
... what makes Charles Ramsey such a badass. Not only did he help
free those women, but you can tell from his interviews that he is
the exact same person no matter who he is talking to. I wish we
could all be that real.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably something mentioned in the "what am I doing with my life"
section. Incidentally, some of my most enjoyable Fridays lately
have involved basketball at my gym with the old, angry Asian dudes
that always seem to show up on Friday nights. Those guys are
hilarious. And the closest you'll ever get to feeling like Michael
Jordan is when playing basketball with old Asian people.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've had the Reading Rainbow theme song stuck in my head for what
feels like an eternity. I'm singing it right now, in fact.
I have plush Mario and Yoshi dolls sitting next to my TV.
I'm straight and all, but I don't think I could say no to Will
Smith. Really, who could? The man's hotness transcends gender and
... I guess that's three things, but I just don't want us to keep
any secrets from each other, y'know?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you, too, couldn't say no to Will. If you would say no,
then I'm sorry, but we're not going to work out. Honesty is
important to me, and if you can look me straight in the eye and
tell me you don't want Will Smith, you're obviously not to be
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