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RocketWindow

31 M Berlin, Germany

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly vegan
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Student
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm an amateur story-teller wearing a scientist costume, trapped in the body of an over-sized horse jockey.

Mein deutsch ist wirklich nicht sehr gut. Aber ich versuche es. My friends say it's cute when I speak German. You will too.

I'll be in Berlin until September when I'll move to Konstanz to start a new life as a naked pirate on the Bodensee
What I’m doing with my life
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Finishing my PhD in Cognitive Science (should finish in September). If the academic thing doesn't work out (probably due to me making one too many sex jokes to scientists at conferences) - I fantasize about becoming a professional story-teller. I'm only half-joking.

I spend my bike rides to work listening to story-based podcasts (e.g.; This American Life") and my days fantasizing about what food I want to cook for my wg that evening. In an alternative non-academic life, I'd either run a vegan restaurant or be a portrait photographer. Or a dive instructor in Australia spending my days exploring the reefs and my nights in a hammock drinking cocktails. Let's go with that last one for my next life.

Oh and I'm currently making plans to take a vacation to Sri Lanka for 3 weeks early next year. I'm just writing that because I like thinking about it...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Noticing when someone got a haircut - even if it was just a small trim I'm ALL over it. That's my greatest superpower.

I was told by someone once that when I talk to people, I make them feel like they are the only person in the room. I don't know if many people notice that but I certainly try to make people feel that way.
The first things people usually notice about me
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People say I look like a bank robber - not a mean one, but like a nice one that brings food and lets people use the bathroom :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Novels by Paul Auster, John Irving, and nerdy popular science books.

Some movies... Anchorman, Dumb and Dumber, Step Brothers, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Fargo, The Goonies, Best in Show, The Departed, Ratatouille, Wall-E, Inglorious Basterds, Seven, Being There, Moon, The Prestige, Knocked Up, The Naked Gun, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Adaptation, Dr. Strangelove, The Big Lebowski, Coraline.

I can go from a dorky romantic comedy, to a horror film, to an action movie, to an esoteric foreign film without skipping a beat.

Oh yes there's music too....Puscifer, Fink, Bloc Party, Tool, Natalie Walker, Billie Holiday, Chopin, Nine Inch Nails, Mumford and Sons, The Tallest Man on Earth, Smashing Pumpkins, Yo-Yo Ma, The Mars Volta, Radiohead, Clint Mansell, Explosions in the Sky, Muddy Watters, Iron and Wine, Nada Surf, Tool, Muse...Again, like movies, I go from Beethoven to Hard Rock to Dubstep no problem.

My record for listening to the same song in one day is around 20 - Mr. Brightside. That's just a damn fine pop song.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My 4 siblings. They are just the greatest.
2. Great music.
3. A place just for me with soft lighting and warm socks (I hate having cold feet).
4. The company of passionate and surprising people.
5. A path to run or bike ride.
6. A well stocked kitchen and a decent kitchen knife.

I love the feeling of settling into an old leather chair, the sound of ice clinking in a whisky glass, and the smell of old wood. I find the mood generated by candle-lit middle-aged castles and creaky, underground taverns to be intoxicating (in the best possible way).

My favorite sound is the rustling of small plants caused by a furry woodland creature when I'm wandering about.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Noses.

Imagine an alien race that looks just like humans - except they don't have noses. The first thing they'd say after getting off of their spaceship and seeing a human for the first time is "EW!!! What the HELL is that thing sticking out of the middle of your face?!?! Somebody get one of our alien doctors to help all of these poor people!!!"

Then again, a well-proportioned nose is so important for an attractive face. So strange ....
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing cards with our wg leprechaun. He cheats but we love him anyway.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am looking for someone to go with me back in time. You must bring your own weapons. This is not a joke.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
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Baa baa ho chi pe na dugapoooo!!!