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32 Konstanz, Germany Man


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  • Ages 24–34
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Last online
Today – 8:04am
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body type
Mostly vegan
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Graduated from Ph.D program
Science / Engineering
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)
My self-summary
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I'm an amateur story-teller wearing a scientist costume, trapped in the body of an over-sized horse jockey.

I just moved to Konstanz to start a new life as a scientist by day and a pirate on the Bodensee by night.

I'm not short, I'm compact. I fit snugly into the overhead compartment and get free flights.

Mein deutsch ist wirklich nicht sehr gut. Aber ich versuche es. My friends say it's cute when I speak German. You will too.
What I’m doing with my life
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Post-doc in cognitive science with a focus on judgment and decision-making. I've been a math and science junky since I was a kid and now I actually get paid (poorly) to do it.

I spend my bike rides to work listening to story-based podcasts (e.g.; This American Life") and my days fantasising about what food I want to cook for my wg that evening. In an alternative non-academic life, I'd either run a vegan restaurant or be a portrait photographer. Or a dive instructor in Australia spending my days exploring the reefs and my nights in a hammock drinking cocktails. Let's go with that last one for my next life.

Oh and I'm currently making plans to take a vacation to Sri Lanka for 3 weeks early next year. I'm just writing that because I like thinking about it...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Noticing when someone got a haircut - even if it was just a small trim I'm ALL over it. That's my greatest superpower.

I was told by someone once that when I talk to people, I make them feel like they are the only person in the room. I don't know if many people notice that but I certainly try to make people feel that way.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I need butt-reduction surgery.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Novels by Paul Auster, John Irving, and nerdy popular science books.

Some movies... Anchorman, Dumb and Dumber, Step Brothers, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Fargo, The Goonies, Best in Show, The Departed, Ratatouille, Wall-E, Inglorious Basterds, Seven, Being There, Moon, The Prestige, Knocked Up, The Naked Gun, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Adaptation, Dr. Strangelove, The Big Lebowski, Coraline, Blue is the Warmest Color.

I can go from a dorky romantic comedy, to a horror film, to an action movie, to an esoteric foreign film without skipping a beat.

Oh yes there's music too....Puscifer, Fink, Bloc Party, Tool, Natalie Walker, Billie Holiday, Chopin, Nine Inch Nails, Mumford and Sons, The Tallest Man on Earth, Smashing Pumpkins, Yo-Yo Ma, The Mars Volta, Radiohead, Clint Mansell, Explosions in the Sky, Muddy Watters, Iron and Wine, Nada Surf, Tool, Muse...Again, like movies, I go from Beethoven to Hard Rock to Dubstep no problem.

My record for listening to the same song in one day is around 20 - Mr. Brightside. That's just a damn fine pop song.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. A well stocked kitchen and a decent kitchen knife.
2. A place just for me with soft lighting and warm socks (I hate having cold feet).
3. The company of passionate and surprising people.
4. A path to run or bike ride.
5. Spontaneity
6. A deck of playing cards

I love the feeling of settling into an old leather chair, the sound of ice clinking in a whisky glass, and the smell of old wood. I find the mood generated by candle-lit middle-aged castles and creaky, underground taverns to be intoxicating (in the best possible way).

My absolute favorite sound in the world is the rustling of small plants caused by a furry woodland creature when I'm wandering about.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.

Imagine an alien race that looks just like humans - except they don't have noses. The first thing they'd say after getting off of their spaceship and seeing a human for the first time is "EW!!! What the HELL is that thing sticking out of the middle of your face?!?! Somebody get one of our alien doctors to help all of these poor people!!!"

Then again, a well-proportioned nose is so important for an attractive face. So strange ....
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Ask me after I've been in Konstanz for a while...I'll need to develop a new routine here. Right now I'm leaning towards sitting in a bar with a giant map of Scotland with a sign offering English lessons in exchange for whisky.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My best friend is convinced he was kidnapped by aliens who taught him how to dance. Completely. Convinced.
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