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34 M Silver Spring, MD

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:41am
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
I am driven by humor. I love sarcastic humor and darker humor the most probably, but as long as I am laughing about something I'm usually happy. I'm definitely an animal person, love dogs though I don't have one at the moment. I can't say I watch a lot of TV though it is always on in the background. I listen to a lot of music, and I do mean a lot. Rock and Punk are my favorite genres but I'll listen to anything that is "good" music. I have a low tolerance for stupidity, but at the same time as long as someone asks me nicely I'm willing to help in most cases. I am a bit overweight but doing my best to lose it. If this is a problem for you then you're probably not my type anyway.

Most importantly, I'm always myself.
What I’m doing with my life
I work, and try to keep my house functioning and maintained.

When I have free time... Hang out with friends and stay happy. Trying to bike more. Get back into better shape. Having cookouts with co workers, playing darts, cornhole, horsehoes, pool. Whatever we can get into.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh, I tend to find, is one of the better things I have been good at. Whether by accident or on purpose is an entirely different question.
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't know, I guess that I am a very big tall guy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: Rock, Alternative, Metal, Trip Hop, Industrial, and Glitch. I used to have a list of bands here but decided that was too pretentious. So I'll just go on record as saying a few of my favorite bands are Rage, Alice in Chains, Rise Against and Jane's Addiction.

Movies: Star Wars, Star Trek, Fifth Element, Serenity, Die Hard, Boondock Saints, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Full Metal Jacket, Platoon, Aliens, Predator, Terminator, Fast and the Furious, Evil Dead, The Army of Darkness, A Clockwork Orange, La Femme Nikita, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (All 3), The Road Warrior, Mad Max, Tron, Tron Legacy, Iron Man, Underworld, Pulp Fiction, Swingers, Clerks, Airplane, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Princess Bride, Tombstone, Goodfellas, Scarface, anything like the previously mentioned. Anything by Kevin Smith or Tarantino.

TV: Burn Notice, psych, Nikita, the original CSI, Tosh.0, Futurama, Family Guy, South Park, Daily Show, Colbert, Archer, Robot Chicken, Firefly, Farscape, Star Trek.

My favorite food, well, shrimp and crab come to mind. I love chicken, anything grilled more or less meatwise. Thai, Chinese, Mexican, whatever.
The six things I could never do without
1 Family
2 Computer and/or Internet Connection
3 My Car
4 Food
5 Sleep
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why everyone seems to ask me silly questions.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either at a friends house hanging out having a drink to wind down from the work week with some darts, or out with friends seeing a movie and having dinner.

I like social activities with friends that get me out of the house.
That's not to say that staying in with the right girl wouldn't be a
great evening as well, but since I haven't met her yet...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not a very private person I'll answer just about any question I'm asked. I have nothing to hide from someone I'm interested in seeing.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are a down to earth type of girl looking for the right guy. Bonus points for being slightly nerdy or wearing glasses. What can i say.