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28 Dallas, TX Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 24-34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 10, 2014
5' 5" (1.65m)
Body Type
Special Diet
English, Other (Fluently), Other (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Glitter and whiskey, heart of a gypsy.

Rocky's my name, bourbon's my game. But also shuffleboard, when available.
What I’m doing with my life
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is something along the lines of a Wes Anderson movie. More endearing quirk and witty repartee than you'd know what to do with.
I’m really good at
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Google Reader.
The first things people usually notice about me
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is the path of destruction in my wake.

No, actually, probably "this bitch smiles a lot".
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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are all in line with the kind of image I've spent countless hours and dollars trying to cultivate. Don't worry; I'm exactly what you'd think I am, based on my favourite books, movies, shows, music, and food.

Bombs Over Baghdad is just SUPER important to me, okay?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
ermine, ersatz, Alsatians, sensations, temptations, libations.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
third wave coffee. gender roles vs. pizza rolls. microbiology. whether or not I locked the front door and does it really matter?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
like a stepping razor, don't you watch my size; I'm dangerous. I'm dangerous.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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is that I'm not what they call "conventionally attractive" so I probably talk about poop and komodo dragons more than most girls.

Perks of being different, imo.
You should message me if
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I wanted to put "you're into misanthropy and gore and wild beasts and pizza" but realised that this is a dating website and that would probably just get me killed. Well, still message me if you're into pizza.