Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Rocky is kind of my real name.
I died my hair pink and shaved my face, both decisions I am not
I work in food service. I currently give birth to Po Boys, but they
need no sympathy.
Music is my life, almost more playing than listening, but not
quite. I’m in two bands which are currently in the eternal
Not looking for anything long term, as a big move might happen in
the next few years.
Looking for a garbage queen to drive my garbage truck.
I don’t care if you 420, but I do not partake, and I expect folks
to respect that.
I identify as CIS straight, but everyone around me is varying
degrees of LGBTQ (it’s as if there’s a fucking spectrum or
I’m single but polyamorous and yes, I know what that word actually
means. I have a few partners, though it’s mostly on the FWB level.
I’m extremely consent and safety focused, and would like to have a
decent conversation before the possibility of anything happening.
What I’m doing with my life
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My life is entirely dedicated to making some money playing
instruments. Sometimes I play video games, and occasionally love
Also food. Food is good.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not being at home, walking places (it's fun), biking, breaking
bikes, fixing bikes, making music, being on the internet, finding
good deals on vintage clothing, holding my liqour.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have blue/grey eyes and In the summer I tend to be ambiguously
tan, so people get curious about that.
I live a poor but stylized life, and I don’t care enough to dress
like any particular scene.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Mostly comics now, Scott Pilgrim and Atomic Robo and the
like. I did read the Potters and have a fond memory of A Clockwork
Movies: Tarantino, Wes Anderson, Coen Bros and Edgar Wright are all
awesome, though they have no order.
Favorite Music by Category:
Major Classic Band: The Who
Major Current Band: The Black Keys
Local Band: Larry and his Flask
Independent Band: King Tuff
Band You’ve Never Heard of: A Giant Dog
Absolutely Favorite of Forever: The Sonics
Side Note: Not big on solo performers, or most anything made on
computer or synth. Rap and Hip-Hop is included in much of that. I
don’t hate it, I just don’t own any of it.
I stopped watching shows at the moment as binge watching is the
only way I can currently consume it.
Food: Not from the ocean, no tomatoes, and not primarily made of
Mayonnaise. Anything else goes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sex is a close 7th.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going to shows, playing shows, laughing at people who take things
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