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23 • Portland, OR • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 19–28
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
- Last online
- Today – 1:20am
- 5′ 10″ (1.78m)
- Body type
- Full figured
- Mostly anything
- Agnosticism, and laughing about it
- Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
- Graduated from high school
- Art / Music / Writing
- Less than $20,000
- Doesn’t have kids
- Likes cats
- English (Okay), Other (Fluently)
a fast talker and a quick thinker,
And that wasn't very clever.
My name is Roark, and I am a cynical individual interested in music, polyamory, drinking, video games, comics, and have a special spot in my heart for entertainingly bad vintage media and the riffing of it. Plan 9 and Manos are just the tip of the schlokberg.
I've taken Meyers-Briggs a few times and gotten mostly INFP.
If you want more than four letters to describe my personality, I'm practical but whimsical, and tend to consider the world a very grey area. My humor can be biting and sardonic, abstract and thoughtful, or just plain dumb. I ain't got no fucks to give.
Also, I'm very LGBTQ and 420 friendly, though I do not smoke and am the token straight CIS guy amongst my friends.
Your cat will like me more than it likes you, and that is not an innuendo.
I unno, what do you notice?
Shows: Adventure Time, Steven Universe, MST3K, The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles, King Of The Hill, Avatar:TLAB, Cowboy Bebop, Space Dandy, Ghost Stories, Parks and Rec, and probably a hundred other things.
Movies: Everything I've seen by Wes Anderson, the Coens and Taratino (excluding Deathproof), SLC Punk, most Indiana Jones, Plan 9 From Outer Space, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind. Those are probably my current favorites.
Music: So much. The Sonics, Larry and His Flask, Streetlight Manifesto, Black Keys, White Stripes, Foo Fighters, Sex Pistols, Flogging Molly, Nirvana, Queen, Muddy Waters, Sun House, Julia Nunes, Jack Conte, DFA1979, Japandroids, AWOL Nation, Jason Webly, Tom Waits, The Raconteurs, Fitz and the Tantrums, The Devil Makes 3, Gogol Bordello, Thao with the Get Down Stay Down, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Red Fang, Ok go, Minor Threat, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Blitzen Trapper, The Black Lips, ad infinitum...
Food: Most things, just not sea food. I love pizza, nachos, omelets and Thai food in particular.
Long-term is off the table as I don't know how long I'll be in town, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't say hi.
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