You should probably know that I'm hilarious. Most of my jokes (of which there are an inexhaustible amount) revolve around how white people be walking like this but black people be walking like this. That, bad puns and jokes about government cheese are my shit.
Punk rock and working in a newsroom almost killed me. Garrison Keillor and Townes Van Zandt brought me back to life.
I'm attracted to progress, badass restaurant suggestions, work ethic, side projects, rock and roll, professional attire, sweatiness and lumpy old sweatshirts.
I'm addicted to 45's.
I constantly get sidetracked on Wikipedia and it's kind of ruining my life.
I'm deeply introspective.
I devour massive amounts of information every day.
I like my like my coffee like I like my women. Black, potent and acrid. (Booyah)
I prefer spending time with people one-on-one.
I love women who are as driven and passionate about their work as I am.
I know what a D20 is and I think its smoking hot when girls do to.
I'm an INTP if that matters to you.
I'm great at feelings! In fact I've never met a feeling I didn't like, feel free to have them all over me!
I fail at 50% of what I do.
I do 150% more than I think I can accomplish.
I never stop making things.
I always have something fun to do.
I was in a punk rock band, now I write country songs, experimental noise music and I play guitar in a Surf/Grunge/Punky power trio.
I was a web developer.
I am an SEO master.
I don't drink or do any drugs anymore. Not on snooty moral grounds just as a life prolongment measure.