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RodriguezA232

25 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Jul 14
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
(I'm editing all of this into something comprehensible during my coffee breaks.)

I'm Antonio. I was dramatically driven out of my hometown by pitchfork wielding squares. I spend my days cooking pasta, cracking jokes, making art, working incessantly and trying not to hurt people.

Back in the day I was in a punk rock band (almost killed me) and worked in journalism (killed me.) Now I write country songs and work for the government. I also collect vinyl! (Date idea: Jam/listen to 45's, while cooking dinner.)

You should probably know that I'm hilarious. Most of my jokes (of which there are an inexhaustible amount) revolve around how white people be walking like this but black people be walking like this. That, bad puns and jokes about government cheese are my ish.

I devour massive amounts of information every day (Wikipedia is ruining my life) and l love sitting around thinking about stuff. I prefer spending time with people one-on-one. I know what a D20 is and I think its smoking hot when girls do to.

I never stop making things and I always have something fun to do because of it. I don't drink or do any drugs anymore. Not on snooty moral grounds just as a life prolongment measure.

I guess what I'm getting at is that I just want a responsible adult with her own life who I can get Sunday tacos with, take to whatever Coen brothers movie is currently out and then go to town on afterwards.

Things I find attractive:
Strong work ethic
Endless heaps of side of projects
Oh! Sass! Well executed sass is one of the most blindingly attractive things a woman can do.
What I’m doing with my life
I write country songs, make experimental noise music and I play guitar in a Surf/Grunge/Punky power trio.
Write about music at: www.Indie-Texas.com
Record and produce music at: www.whereourenemiescantfindus.bandcamp.com
Produce and edit video: https://vimeo.com/user4371435
Photography at: www.flickr.com/photos/100789145@N07/
Blog: www.rodriguezantonio.tumblr.com
Am in the middle of finishing the final cut of my first feature length doc, Juanito's Lab: www.usaprojects.org/project/juanitos_lab
Work in social media marketing
Dabble in art education and design
I’m really good at
-Making things.
-Talking at length about anything.
-Criticizing any form or piece of media as a conversation starter.
-Making suggestions.
-Making out.
-Quitting cigarettes.
-Chasing paper.
-Hanging out.
-Making you laugh.
-Giving insightful and constructive feedback on your song/shortstory/poem/article/painting/film/opiateaddiction/script/paper/website/social marketing strategy/etc.
The first things people usually notice about me
My Beard? I'm going to say my Beard.

That I'm not trying to trick them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Indie-Texas.com
I like music that is thoughtful, technically proficient, deliberately written, imaginatively and immaculately recorded.
Good Vibrations by The Beach Boys is probably the finest song ever recorded. Seriously. Listen to that shit, it is masterful. Also, The Mountain Goats all of the time.

Genres include: Jazz, Punk, Acoustic Punk, Folk, Indie Hip-Hop, Funk, Soul, Pop and Rock prior to 1976, Blues, Bluegrass, Zydeco, Afro-Beat, Noise, Experimental Hardcore, Proto-most things, World Music (live but not on record), Garage and Power-pop.

I probably have an opinion on your favorite band.

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I like Sci-Fi, Drug Memoirs and 19th century Russian Literature. If it is stark, boozy, paranoid, involves jail time and/or shivs I'll probably dig it. Funny is good but not mandatory.

Hunter S. Thompson can lick my nuts.(in a bad way) So can Bukowski.

Kerouac (Don't judge me), Stephen King (I know) Ayn Rand (I know! Stop judging me.), Vonnegut(<3's), David Carr, Phillip K. Dick, Cormac McCarthy, Solzhenitsyn, Tolstoy, Kafka('s short stories), The Riverworld Series, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Asterio's Polyp, Local, Sedaris, Chris Gethard, Mike Birbiglia,A Movable Feast, John Dies At The End, Post-Mortal, DJ Pancake, Miles: The Autobiography and David Foster Wallace. Because I like my novels like I like my women.... (Wait for it) ...Weighty and pretensious. (Bada-BOOM!! Outta the park!)

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Anis Mojgani is my poetry hero. So is Taylor Mali.

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Movies/TV:

I like long, slow, highly detailed and fully realized movies and shows ...and The X-Files but only when I'm sad.

Linklater, Scorsese, Anderson, Tarantino. (In that order) Lincoln was brilliant, There Will Be Blood, Anything by the Coen brothers, The Last Waltz and No Direction Home changed my life, Aronofsky, Jodorowsky

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Food:

I have a special fondness for face melting Pad Thai and I love me some Mediterranean. Oh and Indian food. And Brazillian food. And pasta. If you can suggest a great restaurant I WILL make out with you. Please don't take advantage of that information.

The only thing I can really cook is Italian and breakfast tacos (the manliest of foods) but I'm always looking to learn how to do more.

You should teach me your favorite recipe!

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Websites:
ThoughtCatalog.com, Pajiba.com, Io9.com, Avclub.com, Pitchfork.com, Boingboing.net, booooooom.com, omgposters.com, overheardinthenewroom.com, cracked.com, spaceavalanche.com, juxtapoz.com, vice.com, Icanhasinternets.com, Boston.com/big picture, Quoteunquoterecords.com, Ifyoumakeit.com, daytrotter.com, freeindie.com, newalbumreleases.com

Every one of those will change your life btw.

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The six things I could never do without
The Feminine
Final Cut Pro
NPR
Coffee
Apple Products
Extraordinary Patience
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What is changing about masculinity.
What is staying the same about masculinity.

Beds.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hunting for a house party/show. I love seeing punk/indie bands play house parties, they always seem so genuine. The sketchier/less people I know there, the better.

Recording music with recluses

Seeking out recluses

Sleeping
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once had a really bad trip on mushrooms. During which I thought my neighbors/best friends had murdered each other, I thought the cops were in my bedroom for said imaginary murder and I (not a hallucination) had to ask someone to put their clothes back on. True story.

Bonus secret: I like golf but DON'T TELL ANYBODY. It's harmful to my street cred.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to play music together.

You regularly use the slip tool in FCP7.

Habitual drug use bores you.

You want to take me on a date.

You want me to take bitchin' photos of you.

You're GGG like me. :-)