I'm Antonio. I was dramatically driven out of my hometown by pitchfork wielding squares. I spend my days cooking pasta, cracking jokes, making art, working incessantly and trying not to hurt people.
Back in the day I was in a punk rock band (almost killed me) and worked in journalism (killed me.) Now I write country songs and work for the government. I also collect vinyl! (Date idea: Jam/listen to 45's, while cooking dinner.)
You should probably know that I'm hilarious. Most of my jokes (of which there are an inexhaustible amount) revolve around how white people be walking like this but black people be walking like this. That, bad puns and jokes about government cheese are my ish.
I devour massive amounts of information every day (Wikipedia is ruining my life) and l love sitting around thinking about stuff. I prefer spending time with people one-on-one. I know what a D20 is and I think its smoking hot when girls do to.
I never stop making things and I always have something fun to do because of it. I don't drink or do any drugs anymore. Not on snooty moral grounds just as a life prolongment measure.
I guess what I'm getting at is that I just want a responsible adult with her own life who I can get Sunday tacos with, take to whatever Coen brothers movie is currently out and then go to town on afterwards.
Things I find attractive:
Strong work ethic
Endless heaps of side of projects
Oh! Sass! Well executed sass is one of the most blindingly attractive things a woman can do.