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RoffleCakes

27 F Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 15
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Technology
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Norwegian (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I am not interested in one night stands, casual sex, or polygamy. Please don't message me asking about these things. Thanks for reading! :)
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Hurro!

To sum up a long read for the TL;DR people: Introverted computer nerd. Likes computers more than humans, video games, astronomy, biology, cartoons, sci-fi, anime. Don't be afraid to message me, I don't bite hard enough to draw blood.

My favorite subjects are: Video games, computers, astronomy, cartoons, comics, sci-fi, biology, physics; science in general is awesome, psychology, and generally just learning new things.

One of my favorite things that I like about life is the ability to continue expanding your knowledge. That makes for plenty of stuff to talk about I suppose, aside from the daunting task of finding people that have interest in any of these things.

I am solitary and don't like having many people around. I don't get out much. I am bad at socializing, and speak directly most of the time. I am rather shy and quiet, but gradually warm up over a period of time. I do not talk much in person, and am typically quite soft-spoken unless I get excited.
I clean up after myself and dislike messes.

I enjoy video games quite a bit. I attempt to spend s good portion of my free time playing mostly PC games of various sorts, and MAME for emulations. Some of my favorites are: League of Legends, Team Fortress 2, Minecraft, World of Warcraft, Borderlands (1&2), Super Puzzle Fighter 2 Turbo, Nethack, and Metal Slug series.

I am an INTJ, in accordance to the Myers-Briggs personality test. INTJ is the third rarest type in the population, and the rarest type among women. INTJs make up:
2% of the general population
3% of men
1% of women
http://www.truity.com/intj
What I’m doing with my life
I most recently set up a computer repair business by myself, and am working on furthering this. I did all the graphics, coding, scripting, pricing, etc by myself.

I do some freelance website development/designing/graphical design on the side.

I'm also working on making an app game that's sort of like a cross between Strikers 1945, Space Invaders, and Hell Yeah! Wrath of The Dead Rabbit, along with hand-drawn real life nebulas from space, and a whole array of different space ships from various sci-fi shows. I still am in need of a chiptune artist and another programmer for this.

I mostly work with HTML, CSS, YAML, and XML. I am becoming more familiar and experienced with JS, PHP, JQ, and SQL. I have been dabbling more into programming, recently. I would like to continue expanding my knowledge of Java and C++.

I primarily enjoy gaming, watching cartoons/anime and sci-fi shows, learning new things, fixing computers, reading space and science news, creating video game graphics and miscellaneous artwork, scripting, video editing, remastering old videos to HD for fun, creating videos for my YouTube channel.
I’m really good at
Hmm. I'm really good at fixing electronics, puzzles, precise situational analysis, quick math calculations, problem solving, drawing (hand and mouse), playing video games, scripting, Photoshop, being sad and lonely.
The first things people usually notice about me
My incredibly long hair (3 feet on average), eye color, chest size, or weight. You know, the usual physical features people tend to like.

I do not really care about physical appearance so much, as my appearance preferences aren't 'average' anyways.
Personally, I am very into nerdy types; computer nerds being most attractive to me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Games:
Nethack (LOVE), Super Puzzle Fighter 2 Turbo, Metal Slug series, TMNT 4: Turtles in Time, Space Invaders, Gun-Nac, League of Legends, Team Fortress 2, World of Warcraft, Minecraft, DDR, Borderlands 1&2, Hell Yeah! Wrath of the Dead Rabbit, Bit Trip series, Super Mario Bros series, Mario Kart, Castle Crashers, Dead Rising, Legend of Kage, Zombie Panic, Golden Eye, Super Meat Boy.
I play tons more, but these are my favorites.

Books:
Primarily non-fiction material, and comics on my computer.
I've downloaded every single Batman and Tank Girl comic in existence, if that's even note-worthy.
I don't read much fiction.

Movies:
Horror, comedy, and sci-fi are my favorites.
Tank Girl, Star Trek, Star Wars original series, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, Cannibal: The Musical, Grandma's Boy, Strange Wilderness, Ghost Busters 1&2, Monty Python series, Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy, Office Space, Strangeland, UHF, 5th Element, Hell Raiser series, Hackers, Alice in Wonderland, Watership Down, A Clockwork Orange, Beetlejuice, Nightmare On Elm Street series, Monkey Bone, Kung Pow! Enter The Fist, Donnie Darko, The Matrix series, Ace Ventura, Super Troopers, Nightmare Before Christmas, The Ring, Waiting, Edward Scissorhands, SLC Punk, Silent Hill, Ichi The Killer, Boondock Saints, Pulp Fiction, Killer Klowns From Outer Space, Dead Alive, Evil Dead series, Austin Powers series, Repo: The Genetic Opera.

Shows:
I mostly love cartoons and sci-fi.

Normal:
Doctor Who, Star Trek (favorites are TOS and TNG), Red Dwarf, The IT Crowd, Big Bang Theory, Workaholics, Destination Truth, Dead Like Me, Sliders, documentaries.

Cartoons:
Batman, Metalocalypse, Superjail, Adventure Time, Archer, Rick and Morty, Freakazoid, American Dad, Futurama, Family Guy, South Park, Bob's Burgers, The Venture Brothers, ATHF, Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, The Brak Show, Sealab 2021, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Code Monkeys, Ugly Americans, Invader Zim, TMNT, Inspector Gadget, Ren and Stimpy, The Tick, Ducktales, Animaniacs, Pinky and The Brain, Dexter's Laboratory, Ahh! Real Monsters!, Rocko's Modern Life, Project G.E.E.K.E.R., Transformers.

Anime:
Excel Saga, Shin Chan, FLCL, Dragon Ball Z, Sword Art Online, Chobits, Slayers, Night Warriors: Darkstalkers' Revenge, Hellsing, Elfen Lied, Bubblegum Crisis 2040.

Music:
Wow. Music is vast. I like Metal, Rock, Techno, Chiptune (8-bit), Swing, Ragtime, Jazz, Electro, Industrial, Psychedelic Rock, lots of video game music, Nerdcore, lovingly-selected songs from the internet. I've deleted my band list because it's just a HUGE wall-o-text.

Food:
Sushi, pizza, chocolate, cheese, spinach, mushrooms, peas, garlic, candy, Mountain Dew, milk, tea; earl grey.
My top favorite meals ever are a custom sushi roll I used to get out near Seattle (salmon on top, cucumber, avacado, and cream cheese in the middle), the Veggie Delite pizza from Papa Murphy's, and dim sum with cheese-stuffed mushrooms.
The six things I could never do without
Computers
Video Games
Internet
Air
Water
Nutrients
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I think about everything, and I can't turn it off. I see anything, and I wonder why it exists or occurs, and how it affects the things around it. I like to think about why people do or say what they do, and what motivates them to do such things, etc.. pretty much how and why things/people work. I also like to think about the universe a lot and what's out there, history and theoretical history, what's being discovered while I'm in existence.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably playing video games at home, working on a coding or programming project, or reading about space or biology online. I don't really do parties any more, unless they're small LAN parties.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have Asperger's Syndrome.
I feel uncomfortable around large groups of people.
I love cuddles way more than a normal person should.

I have no driving license, and I dislike driving in cities because it gives me bad anxiety.
I don't own a cellphone and never have (I use VOIP, Google Voice). I don't like talking on the phone, but have considered getting one anyways.

I smoke a tiny bit of marijuana when my anxiety gets intolerable, but that is very rare these days as I am learning to cope with anxiety sooo much better.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 24–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You would like to play PC games or board games together.

You would like to discuss computers, astronomy, biology, video games, cartoons, or sci-fi.

You would like to go to a museum, garden/arboretum, or aquarium together.

You find me interesting and would like to get to know me.

Relationships: Would highly prefer programmers/coders that like sci-fi, computers, cartoons or anime, and video games. That is perfection to me.

For me it's necessary to talk online for a couple weeks first and get to know someone a bit before I can even consider hanging out with them in person.

I also am fond of deadpan, dark, and potty humor; if you do not like that then I guess you probably wouldn't find me very amusing, haha.

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