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RoffleCakes

27 Seattle, WA Woman

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  • Ages 20–37
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My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Technology
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Japanese (Okay), Chinese (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hurro!

Thanks for visiting my profile. As you will notice, I have tried to be as thorough as possible, and I add/edit things on a fairly regular basis.

To sum up a long read for the TL;DR people: Introverted computer nerd. Likes computers more than humans, video games, astronomy, biology, cartoons, sci-fi, anime, programming, graphic design, and video remastering. Don't be afraid to message me, I don't bite very hard.

My favorite subjects are: Video games, computers, programming, astronomy, cartoons, comics, sci-fi, biology, physics; science in general is awesome, psychology, and generally just learning new things.

One of my favorite things that I like about life is the ability to continue expanding your knowledge. That makes for plenty of stuff to talk about I suppose, aside from the daunting task of finding people that have interest in any of these things... and then actually finding the courage to talk to them.

I am solitary and don't like having many people around. I don't go out much. I am bad at socializing most of the time. I am rather shy and quiet, but gradually warm up over a period of time. I do not talk much in person, and am typically quite soft-spoken unless I get excited (which isn't very hard, if you start talking about stuff I like).
I clean up after myself and dislike messes. Also I'm pansexual.

I enjoy video games quite a bit. I attempt to spend s good portion of my free time playing mostly PC games of various sorts, and MAME for emulations. Some of my favorites are: League of Legends, Team Fortress 2, Minecraft, World of Warcraft, Borderlands (1&2), Super Puzzle Fighter 2 Turbo, Nethack, and Metal Slug series.

I am an INTJ, in accordance to the Myers-Briggs personality test. INTJ is the third rarest type in the population, and the rarest type among women. INTJs make up:
2% of the general population
3% of men
1% of women
http://www.truity.com/intj
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have two regular jobs, and I run a computer repair business by myself, and am working on furthering this.
I also do some freelance programming, web development, web design, and graphic design on the side.

I'm also working on making an app game that's sort of like a cross between Strikers 1945, Space Invaders, and Hell Yeah! Wrath of The Dead Rabbit, along with hand-drawn real life nebulas from space, and a whole array of different space ships from various sci-fi shows. I still am in need of a chiptune artist and another programmer for this.

I mostly work with HTML, CSS, YAML, and XML. I am becoming more familiar and experienced with JS, PHP, JQ, and SQL. I have been dabbling more into programming, recently. I would like to continue expanding my knowledge of Java and C++.

I primarily enjoy gaming, watching cartoons/anime and sci-fi shows, learning new things, fixing computers, reading space and science news, creating video game graphics and miscellaneous artwork, scripting, video editing, remastering old videos to HD for fun, creating videos for my YouTube channel.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Hmm. I'm really good at fixing electronics, puzzles, situational analysis, statistics, calculations, problem solving, drawing (hand and mouse), playing video games, scripting, graphics, being sad and lonely.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My long hair (3 feet on average), eye color, chest size, or t-shirt graphics.

I do not really care about physical appearance so much, as my appearance preferences aren't 'average' anyways.
Personally, I am very into nerdy types; computer nerds being most attractive to me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Games:
Nethack, Super Puzzle Fighter 2 Turbo, Metal Slug series, TMNT 4: Turtles in Time, Space Invaders, Gun-Nac, League of Legends, Team Fortress 2, Diablo series, World of Warcraft, Minecraft, DDR, Borderlands 1&2, Hell Yeah! Wrath of the Dead Rabbit, Bit Trip series, Super Mario Bros series, PSO, Mario Kart, Castle Crashers, Dead Rising, Legend of Kage, Zombie Panic, Golden Eye, Super Meat Boy, Mega Man, Don't Starve, Goat Simulator, Tetris, Pac Man (and Ms.), Hearthstone (because I can't afford Magic anymore), Cards Against Humanity, Race for the Galaxy, Settlers of Catan, D&D, Scrabble, chess, blackjack (never play this against me, I count cards).
I play tons more, but these are my favorites.

Books:
Primarily non-fiction material, and comics on my computer.
I've downloaded every single Batman(best villains) and Tank Girl comic in existence, if that's even note-worthy.
I don't read much fiction.

Movies:
Horror, comedy, and sci-fi are my favorites.
Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Grandma's Boy, Hackers, 21, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, Tank Girl, Star Trek, Star Wars, Cannibal: The Musical, Strange Wilderness, Ghost Busters 1&2, Monty Python series, Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy, Office Space, Strangeland, UHF, 5th Element, Hellraiser series, American Psycho, Alice in Wonderland, Watership Down, A Clockwork Orange, Beetlejuice, Nightmare On Elm Street series, Monkey Bone, Kung Pow! Enter The Fist, Donnie Darko, The Matrix series, Ace Ventura, Super Troopers, The Rocky Horror Picture Show (w/ Tim Curry), The Ring, Waiting, Edward Scissorhands, SLC Punk, Silent Hill, Ichi The Killer, Boondock Saints, Pulp Fiction, Killer Klowns From Outer Space, Dead Alive, Evil Dead series, Austin Powers series, Repo: The Genetic Opera, The Room, Guardians of the Galaxy, Kung Fu comedies, Disney movies.

Shows:
I love cartoons and sci-fi.

Normal:
Doctor Who, Star Trek (favorites are TOS and TNG), Red Dwarf, The IT Crowd, Big Bang Theory, Workaholics, Destination Truth, Dead Like Me, How I Met Your Mother, Community, Sliders, Bates Motel, American Horror Story, documentaries.

Cartoons:
Metalocalypse, Superjail, Adventure Time, Archer, Rick and Morty, Freakazoid, American Dad, Futurama, Family Guy, South Park, Bob's Burgers, The Venture Brothers, Batman(best villains), Steven Universe, Gravity Falls, ATHF, Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, The Brak Show, Sealab 2021, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Code Monkeys, Ugly Americans, Invader Zim, TMNT, Inspector Gadget, Ren and Stimpy, The Tick, Ducktales, Animaniacs, Pinky and The Brain, Dexter's Laboratory, Ahh! Real Monsters!, Rocko's Modern Life, Teen Titans, Project G.E.E.K.E.R., Transformers.

Anime:
Excel Saga, Shin Chan, FLCL, Dragon Ball Z, Sword Art Online, Gundam, Macross, Voltron (or Beast King GoLion), Chobits, Slayers, .hack, To LOVE-Ru, Night Warriors: Darkstalkers' Revenge, Evangelion, Hellsing, Elfen Lied, Bubblegum Crisis 2040.

Music:
Wow. Music is vast. I like Heavy Metal, Classic Rock, Punk Rock, Chiptune, 80's Pop, Ragtime, Swing, Jazz, Techno, Electro, Industrial, lots of video game music, Nerdcore, J-Pop, K-Pop, lovingly-selected songs from the internet. I've deleted my band list because it's just a HUGE wall-o-text.

Food:
I primarily enjoy Japanese and Chinese cuisine, but these are my top favorites:
Sushi, pizza, dim sum, spam musubi, onigiri, yakisoba, chicken nuggets, miso soup, egg drop soup, udon, pretty much any kind of soup, soup is awesome and I eat it every day, cheese, seaweed, spinach, cake, pie, chocolate, gummy bears, mochi, cookies, Botan rice candy, tamarind or mango anything (especially soda), Mountain Dew, milk tea, taro or red bean boba.
I also like Germanic and Scandinavian staple-meals from time to time, but still will not touch lutefisk. Never have, never will. Good way to annoy my family as well, haha. :D

Did I mention that I like cooking? I prefer to cook everything from scratch; I know tons of recipes, including most things listed above (minus the dim sum, because that takes forever).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Computers
Video Games
Internet
Air
Water
Nutrients
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think about everything, and I can't turn it off. I see anything, and I wonder why it exists or occurs, and how it affects the things around it. I like to think about why people do or say what they do, and what motivates them to do such things, etc.. pretty much how and why things/people work. I also like to think about the universe a lot and what's out there, history and theoretical history, what's being discovered while I'm in existence.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably playing video games at a friend's house and smoking weed, or playing video games at home and coding.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Time to get real..
I have Asperger's Syndrome, photosensitive epilepsy, arrhythmia, and asthma. I'm basically a walking time bomb of death, what fun!
Due to having to deal with this shit on a daily basis to different extents, sometimes I'm not very fun to talk to for awhile until I calm down. During this time, I just like to be left alone.

I feel highly uncomfortable around groups of people (AS). This is worth noting separately.

I don't have a driving license, and I dislike driving in cities because it gives me terrible anxiety attacks.

I love cuddles way more than a normal person should.

Moral of the story is that I may be "really cool", but it comes with downfalls just like everything else.
You should message me if
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You find me interesting and would like to get to know me.

You would like to discuss computers, programming, astronomy, biology, video games, cartoons/anime, or sci-fi.

You also have ASD, as we tend to get along together and understand eachother very well.

You would like to play PC, board, or card games together.

You would like to go to a museum, garden/arboretum, or aquarium together.

You want to get stoned and do any of the above, with the addition of movies to the list.

I prefer to get to know someone decently before hanging out with them in person.

I may be cutesy, but I am also quite fond of sick humor (deadpan, dark, morbid, and potty). If you do not like that then you will not enjoy my company very much, because I make a loooot of sick jokes... especially when around my friends, things can get VERY extreme. This has been a problem in some previous relationships, so please do keep it in mind.

Relationships:
Would highly prefer programmers/scripters/coders or computer nerds that like sci-fi, cartoons or anime, and video games. That is perfection to me.

All races are warmly welcomed into my heart, don't be afraid to talk to me due to personal insecurities.

Steam profile: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198045840078/
League of Legends: Explosive Jesus
People above 70% can add me on Skype. PST for name.