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My self-summary

Thanks for visiting my profile. As you will notice, I have tried to be as thorough as possible, and I add/edit things on a fairly regular basis.

To sum up a long read for the TL;DR people: Introverted computer nerd. Likes computers more than humans, video games, astronomy, biology, cartoons and anime, sci-fi, foreign language and culture, coding (mostly web), making graphical art, and video editing.

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My name is Brittney. My life goal is to quench my thirst for knowledge and make cool stuff. I have a partner now (Amezuki). He's awesome and I completely adore him, so I'm only open to gaining new friends to talk and do activities with.

I am solitary and don't like having many people around. I don't go out much. I am not skilled at socialization. I am rather shy and quiet, but gradually warm up over a period of time. I do not talk much in person, and am typically quite soft-spoken unless I get excited (which happens easily if you talk about stuff I love).

I enjoy video games quite a bit. I attempt to spend a fair portion of my free time playing mostly PC games of various sorts, and MAME for emulations. Some of my favorites are: League of Legends, Team Fortress 2, Minecraft, Elite: Dangerous, World of Warcraft, Borderlands (1&2), Super Puzzle Fighter 2 Turbo, Nethack, and Metal Slug series, Harvest Moon, and Animal Crossing.

Lately I've mostly been playing Elite: Dangerous, STO, and BL2.

In accordance to the Myers-Briggs personality test I ride the line between INFJ and INTJ; so yeah, yay for that.

My genderfluid status: I most often dress mixed and act male. I wear men's black printed t-shirts, baggy bootcut jeans, rather basic looking women's undergarments, and padded sneakers; generally a very tomboyish appearance but with long hair that I don't really do anything with because idgaf. Some days (seldomly) I will apply makeup, or even wear a skirt or dress and stockings with cute low platform mary janes... or just sneakers. The way I feel often fluctuates throughout the day, so sometimes I will seemingly be acting a bit more feminine than usual. I'd say the usual mix is something around 80-20 and quite often presenting both at once. Things can feel pretty weird at times, but I am rather accepting of just being who I am. Pronoun usage doesn't really bother me. "She", "he", and "they" are pretty much all the same to me. I am biologically female and that's what people often perceive me as (albeit a strange one), so it's whatever.

No female gender stereotypes, please. If you tell me that something I do is unladylike or tell me I can't do something because I'm a "woman" I will desirously attempt to murder you with my death stare. Shunning others for harmlessly being themselves makes my blood boil. All racial and gender stereotypes do this to me, so if you're someone that's set in that way of thinking then please close my profile and move along. Contacting me will not be pleasant for either of us.

Pansexual status: I don't really care about the gender identity of others. I am capable of loving (romantically) men, women, and everything inbetween. Don't care what you have downstairs, to me it's all about the personality. I still can appreciate the beauty of the human physical form, it just doesn't really matter to me what biological sex or color your human suit comes in; I like them all.
What I’m doing with my life
I run a business by myself; I fix computers, I do freelance programming, web development, graphical art, video game development, and do video editing on the side for my Youtube channel. I was a nurse for many years but didn't feel sociable enough to want to continue it as a lifetime career.

I mostly work with HTML5 and CSS. I have experience with JS, PHP, JQ, and SQL to a slightly lesser extent. I have been dabbling more into programming languages recently. I am continuing to expand my knowledge of Java, C++, and C#.

I primarily enjoy computers and electronics, fixing computers and electronics, graphic design, drawing, making video projects for Youtube, remastering old videos, scripting, video games, biology (genetics, marine), astronomy (astrophysics, cosmology), airplanes, spaceships, robots, sci-fi, bunnies, cartoons and anime, world culture, and business strategy.

Yeah. Hey. Hi. You still here? Ok, cool... let's move on.
I’m really good at
Hmm. I'm really good at fixing electronics, puzzles, situational analysis, statistics, calculations, problem solving, drawing (hand and mouse), playing video games, scripting, graphics.
The first things people usually notice about me
My long hair, eye color, chest size, or t-shirt graphic.

I do not really care about physical appearance so much, as my appearance preferences aren't "average" anyways.
Personally, I am very into nerdy types.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Nethack, Super Puzzle Fighter 2 Turbo, Metal Slug series, TMNT 4: Turtles in Time, Space Invaders, Gun-Nac, League of Legends, Team Fortress 2, STO, Diablo series, World of Warcraft, Minecraft, DDR, Borderlands 1&2, Hell Yeah! Wrath of the Dead Rabbit, Bit Trip series, Super Mario Bros series, PSO, Mario Kart, Castle Crashers, Dead Rising, Legend of Kage, Zombie Panic, Golden Eye, Super Meat Boy, Mega Man, Don't Starve, Goat Simulator, Tetris, Pac Man (and Ms.), Hearthstone (because I can't afford Magic anymore), Cards Against Humanity, Race for the Galaxy, Settlers of Catan, D&D, Scrabble, chess, blackjack (never play this against me, I count cards).
I play tons more, but these are my favorites.

Primarily non-fiction material, manuals, and comic books.
Batman(best villains) and Tank Girl are my favorites. I have every comic of each on my computer.

Comedy, sci-fi, horror, Disney, and kung fu are my favorites.
Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Grandma's Boy, Hackers, 21, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, Tank Girl, Star Trek, Star Wars, Cannibal: The Musical, Strange Wilderness, Ghost Busters 1&2, Monty Python series, Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy, Office Space, Strangeland, UHF, 5th Element, Hellraiser series, American Psycho, Alice in Wonderland, A Clockwork Orange, Beetlejuice, Nightmare On Elm Street series, Monkey Bone, Kung Fury, Kung Pow! Enter The Fist, Donnie Darko, The Matrix series, Ace Ventura, Super Troopers, The Rocky Horror Picture Show (w/ Tim Curry), The Ring, Waiting, Edward Scissorhands, SLC Punk, Silent Hill, Ichi The Killer, Boondock Saints, Pulp Fiction, Killer Klowns From Outer Space, Dead Alive, Evil Dead series, Austin Powers series, Repo: The Genetic Opera, The Room, Guardians of the Galaxy, Wreck-It Ralph, Mulan, Frozen.

I love cartoons and sci-fi SOOO, SOOOOOOO much.

With humans:
Doctor Who, Star Trek (favorites are TOS and TNG), Red Dwarf, The IT Crowd, Big Bang Theory, Workaholics, Destination Truth, Dead Like Me, How I Met Your Mother, Community, Sliders, Bates Motel, American Horror Story, documentaries.

Metalocalypse, Superjail, Adventure Time, Archer, Rick and Morty, Freakazoid, American Dad, Futurama, Family Guy, South Park, Bob's Burgers, The Venture Brothers, Batman(best villains), Steven Universe, Gravity Falls, ATHF, Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, The Brak Show, Sealab 2021, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Code Monkeys, Ugly Americans, Invader Zim, TMNT, Inspector Gadget, Ren and Stimpy, The Tick, Ducktales, Animaniacs, Pinky and The Brain, Dexter's Laboratory, Ahh! Real Monsters!, Rocko's Modern Life, Teen Titans, Project G.E.E.K.E.R., Transformers.

Excel Saga, Sword Art Online, Dragon Ball Z, Gundam, Shin Chan, FLCL, Macross, Voltron (or Beast King GoLion), Chobits, Slayers, .hack, To LOVE-Ru, Night Warriors: Darkstalkers' Revenge, Evangelion, Hellsing, Elfen Lied, Bubblegum Crisis 2040, Watamote, Parasyte, No Game No Life.

Wow. Music is vast. I like Heavy Metal, Classic Rock, Punk Rock, Chiptune, 80's Pop, Ragtime, Swing, Jazz, Techno, Electro, Industrial, lots of video game music, Nerdcore, J-Pop, K-Pop, Bubblegum pop/rock/metal, lovingly-selected songs from the internet. I've deleted my band list because it's just a HUGE wall-o-text.

Sushi, dim sum, anything with red bean paste, pizza, tom yum, miso udon, bisque, salmon, rice, seaweed, spinach, cabbage, mushrooms, peas, garlic, geitost cheese, dark chocolate, mango, tamarind, muffins (not blueberry), lime jello with whipped cream, Mountain Dew, milk, milk tea, chrysanthemum tea, matcha.

I prefer to cook from scratch.
The six things I could never do without
- Habitable land and atmosphere
- Clean water
- Nutrients (Vitamins, minerals, fats, and amino acids)
- Computers
- Video Games
- Internet

In that order.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I think about everything and I can't turn it off. I see something, and I wonder why it occurs, how it works, and the affects it has on its surroundings. Pretty much how and why things and people work. I do advanced mathematics in my head naturally and can quite accurately predict various outcomes of each circumstance, this leads many puzzled humans to believe that I am psychic, but I am not, I promise. I guess instead you could call me "mathematically clairvoyant." :)

I also like to think about our universe a lot. A. Lot.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably playing video games at home and smoking weed, or coding.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have Aspergers Syndrome and mild epileptic seizures. I can't do much about the epilepsy besides making environmental accomodations, but I've been working really hard to moderate and control my AS problems so I can live a more fulfilling life by trying to be more comfortable around other humans and accepting myself for who I am.

90% of autistic people do not have "special" abilities, but I am one of lucky few. I have a great memory and greatly excel at visual-spatial ability and strategic prediction. This may sound like fun, but there are many downsides. Hypersensitivity to light and sound, social anxiety, eating disorders ( I highly prefer liquids and squishy foods), stimming, and really stupid phonic tics.

I have most of this stuff under control pretty well, but it still is what it is. I have a lot of issues to deal with, but I've also come pretty far in life, especially considering all the shit I've had to deal with.

I feel highly uncomfortable around groups of people. This is worth noting separately. It's not an off-limits thing, just kind of hit or miss depending on my sociability levels at the time.

If you want to do something in public please try to keep it under two hours. I start hitting empty on my environmental tolerance bar after about 60-90 minutes and having meltdowns is something I try to avoid.

I don't have a driving license, and I dislike driving in cities because it gives me anxiety attacks. I don't enjoy traveling by freeway at night due to photosensitive epilepsy.

I love cuddling.

Moral of the story is that I may seem "really cool" to some people, but it comes with downsides just like everything else in life.
You should message me if
You still find me interesting after I've basically described my entire adult life on here, and would like to talk to me.

You would like to discuss computers, programming, astronomy, biology, video games, cartoons/anime, or sci-fi.

You also have an ASD, as we tend to get along together very well.

You would like to play PC, board, or card games together.

You would like to go to a museum or aquarium together.

I prefer to get to know someone decently before hanging out with them in person.

I may be cutesy, but I am also quite fond of twisted humor (deadpan, dark, morbid, and potty). If you do not like that then you will not enjoy my company very much, because I make a loooot of sick jokes... especially when around my friends.

All races and genders are warmly welcomed into my heart, no need to be afraid of talking to me.

Gamers and people above 70% can add me on Skype. PST for name.

League of Legends: Explosive Jesus

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