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27 F Seattle, WA

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:57pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Norwegian (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am not interested in one night stands, casual sex, or polygamy. Please don't message me asking about these things. Thanks for reading! :)


To sum up a long read for the TL;DR people: Introverted computer nerd. Likes computers more than humans, video games, astronomy, biology, cartoons, sci-fi, anime, programming, graphic design, and video remastering. Don't be afraid to message me, I don't bite very hard.

My favorite subjects are: Video games, computers, astronomy, cartoons, comics, sci-fi, biology, physics; science in general is awesome, psychology, and generally just learning new things.

One of my favorite things that I like about life is the ability to continue expanding your knowledge. That makes for plenty of stuff to talk about I suppose, aside from the daunting task of finding people that have interest in any of these things.

I am solitary and don't like having many people around. I don't get out much. I am bad at socializing, and speak directly most of the time. I am rather shy and quiet, but gradually warm up over a period of time. I do not talk much in person, and am typically quite soft-spoken unless I get excited (which isn't very hard, if you start talking about stuff I like).
I clean up after myself and dislike messes.

I enjoy video games quite a bit. I attempt to spend s good portion of my free time playing mostly PC games of various sorts, and MAME for emulations. Some of my favorites are: League of Legends, Team Fortress 2, Minecraft, World of Warcraft, Borderlands (1&2), Super Puzzle Fighter 2 Turbo, Nethack, and Metal Slug series.

I am an INTJ, in accordance to the Myers-Briggs personality test. INTJ is the third rarest type in the population, and the rarest type among women. INTJs make up:
2% of the general population
3% of men
1% of women
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I run a computer repair business by myself, and am working on furthering this. I did all the graphics, coding, scripting, pricing, etc by myself.

I work at Nintendo, and I do some freelance programming/web development/graphical design on the side.

I'm also working on making an app game that's sort of like a cross between Strikers 1945, Space Invaders, and Hell Yeah! Wrath of The Dead Rabbit, along with hand-drawn real life nebulas from space, and a whole array of different space ships from various sci-fi shows. I still am in need of a chiptune artist and another programmer for this.

I mostly work with HTML, CSS, YAML, and XML. I am becoming more familiar and experienced with JS, PHP, JQ, and SQL. I have been dabbling more into programming, recently. I would like to continue expanding my knowledge of Java and C++.

I primarily enjoy gaming, watching cartoons/anime and sci-fi shows, learning new things, fixing computers, reading space and science news, creating video game graphics and miscellaneous artwork, scripting, video editing, remastering old videos to HD for fun, creating videos for my YouTube channel.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Hmm. I'm really good at fixing electronics, puzzles, precise situational analysis, quick math calculations, problem solving, drawing (hand and mouse), playing video games, scripting, Photoshop, being sad and lonely.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My incredibly long hair (3 feet on average), eye color, chest size, or weight. You know, the usual physical features people tend to like.

I do not really care about physical appearance so much, as my appearance preferences aren't 'average' anyways.
Personally, I am very into nerdy types; computer nerds being most attractive to me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Nethack, Super Puzzle Fighter 2 Turbo, Metal Slug series, TMNT 4: Turtles in Time, Space Invaders, Gun-Nac, League of Legends, Team Fortress 2, Diablo series, World of Warcraft, Minecraft, DDR, Borderlands 1&2, Hell Yeah! Wrath of the Dead Rabbit, Bit Trip series, Super Mario Bros series, Mario Kart, Castle Crashers, Dead Rising, Legend of Kage, Zombie Panic, Golden Eye, Super Meat Boy.
I play tons more, but these are my favorites.

Primarily non-fiction material, and comics on my computer.
I've downloaded every single Batman and Tank Girl comic in existence, if that's even note-worthy.
I don't read much fiction.

Horror, comedy, and sci-fi are my favorites.
Tank Girl, Star Trek, Star Wars original series, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, Cannibal: The Musical, Grandma's Boy, Strange Wilderness, Ghost Busters 1&2, Monty Python series, Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy, Office Space, Strangeland, UHF, 5th Element, Hell Raiser series, Hackers, Alice in Wonderland, Watership Down, A Clockwork Orange, Beetlejuice, Nightmare On Elm Street series, Monkey Bone, Kung Pow! Enter The Fist, Donnie Darko, The Matrix series, Ace Ventura, Super Troopers, Nightmare Before Christmas, The Ring, Waiting, Edward Scissorhands, SLC Punk, Silent Hill, Ichi The Killer, Boondock Saints, Pulp Fiction, Killer Klowns From Outer Space, Dead Alive, Evil Dead series, Austin Powers series, Repo: The Genetic Opera, The Room, Guardians of the Galaxy, Kung Fu comedies, Disney movies.

I mostly love cartoons and sci-fi.

Doctor Who, Star Trek (favorites are TOS and TNG), Red Dwarf, The IT Crowd, Big Bang Theory, Workaholics, Destination Truth, Dead Like Me, Community, Sliders, Bates Motel, American Horror Story, documentaries.

Batman, Metalocalypse, Superjail, Adventure Time, Archer, Rick and Morty, Freakazoid, American Dad, Futurama, Family Guy, South Park, Bob's Burgers, The Venture Brothers, Steven Universe, Gravity Falls, ATHF, Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, The Brak Show, Sealab 2021, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Code Monkeys, Ugly Americans, Invader Zim, TMNT, Inspector Gadget, Ren and Stimpy, The Tick, Ducktales, Animaniacs, Pinky and The Brain, Dexter's Laboratory, Ahh! Real Monsters!, Rocko's Modern Life, Project G.E.E.K.E.R., Transformers.

Excel Saga, Shin Chan, FLCL, Dragon Ball Z, Sword Art Online, Gundam, Macross, Voltron (or Beast King GoLion), Chobits, Slayers, .hack, To LOVE-Ru, Night Warriors: Darkstalkers' Revenge, Hellsing, Elfen Lied, Bubblegum Crisis 2040.

Wow. Music is vast. I like Metal, Rock, Chiptune, 8-bit, 80's pop, Ragtime, Swing, Jazz, Techno, Electro, Industrial, lots of video game music, Nerdcore, lovingly-selected songs from the internet. I've deleted my band list because it's just a HUGE wall-o-text.

I primarily enjoy and consume Japanese and Chinese cuisine. Sushi, dim sum, pizza, miso soup, pretty much any kind of soup, soup is awesome, chocolate, cheese, spinach, seaweed, candy, Mountain Dew, tea, milk tea. I also like Germanic and Scandinavian staple-meals from time to time, mostly when I'm feeling homesick.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Video Games
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think about everything, and I can't turn it off. I see anything, and I wonder why it exists or occurs, and how it affects the things around it. I like to think about why people do or say what they do, and what motivates them to do such things, etc.. pretty much how and why things/people work. I also like to think about the universe a lot and what's out there, history and theoretical history, what's being discovered while I'm in existence.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably playing video games at home, working on a coding or programming project, or reading about space or biology online. I don't really do parties any more, unless they're small LAN parties.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have Asperger's Syndrome.
I feel uncomfortable around large groups of people.
I love cuddles way more than a normal person should.

I have no driving license, and I dislike driving in cities because it gives me bad anxiety.
I don't own a cellphone and never have (I use VOIP, Google Voice). I don't like talking on the phone, but have considered getting one anyways.

I smoke a tiny bit of marijuana when my anxiety gets intolerable, but that is very rare these days as I am learning to cope with anxiety sooo much better.
You should message me if
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You would like to play PC games or tabletop games together.

You would like to discuss computers, astronomy, biology, video games, cartoons, or sci-fi.

You would like to go to a museum, garden/arboretum, or aquarium together.

You find me interesting and would like to get to know me.

Relationships: Would highly prefer programmers/coders that like sci-fi, computers, cartoons or anime, and video games. That is perfection to me.

For me it's necessary to talk online for a couple weeks first and get to know someone a bit before I can even consider hanging out with them in person.

I also am fond of deadpan, dark, and potty humor; if you do not like that then I guess you probably wouldn't find me very amusing, haha.
League of Legends: Explosive Jesus