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RoffleCakes

27 Seattle, WA Woman

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  • Ages 18–99
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My details

Last online
May 13
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Status
Seeing Someone
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Norwegian (Okay), Japanese (Okay), C++ (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Greetings,

Thanks for visiting my profile. As you will notice, I have tried to be as thorough as possible, and I add/edit things on a fairly regular basis.

To sum up a long read for the TL;DR people: Introverted computer nerd. Likes computers more than humans, video games, astronomy, biology, cartoons and anime, sci-fi, foreign language and culture, programming, graphic design, and video editing.

Now moving on for the people willing to trudge through this. Look over at that scroll bar. Yep.

My name is Brittney. My life goal is to quench my thirst for knowledge. I have a boyfriend. He's awesome, so I'm only open to gaining new friends to talk and do activities with.

I am solitary and don't like having many people around. I don't go out much. I am not skilled at socialization. I am rather shy and quiet, but gradually warm up over a period of time. I do not talk much in person, and am typically quite soft-spoken unless I get excited (which happens easily if you talk about stuff I love).

I enjoy video games quite a bit. I attempt to spend a fair portion of my free time playing mostly PC games of various sorts, and MAME for emulations. Some of my favorites are: League of Legends, Team Fortress 2, Minecraft, World of Warcraft, Borderlands (1&2), Super Puzzle Fighter 2 Turbo, Nethack, and Metal Slug series, Harvest Moon, and Animal Crossing.

Lately I've mostly been playing Animal Crossing, STO, BL2, and TF2.

In accordance to the Myers-Briggs personality test, I am an INTJ and depending on hormone fluctuations sometimes barely bordering into INFJ. So yeah, yay for that.

Also I'm pansexual. Also yay! XD
What I’m doing with my life
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I run a computer repair business by myself, I'm a nurse,
I do freelance programming, web development, graphic design, and video editing on the side.

I'm also working on making an app game that's sort of like a cross between Strikers 1945, Space Invaders, and Hell Yeah! Wrath of The Dead Rabbit, along with hand-drawn real life nebulae from space, and a whole array of different spaceships.

I mostly work with HTML, CSS, YAML, and XML. I have experience with JS, PHP, JQ, and SQL to a slightly lesser extent. I have been dabbling more into programming, recently. I am continuing to expand my knowledge of Java, C++, and C#.

I primarily enjoy computers and electronics, fixing computers and electronics, graphic design, drawing, making video projects for Youtube, remastering old videos, scripting, video games, biology (genetics, marine), astronomy (astrophysics, cosmology), airplanes, spaceships, robots, sci-fi, bunnies, cartoons and anime, world culture, and business strategy.

Yeah. Hey. Hi. You still here?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Hmm. I'm really good at fixing electronics, puzzles, situational analysis, statistics, calculations, problem solving, drawing (hand and mouse), playing video games, scripting, graphics.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My long hair, eye color, chest size, or t-shirt graphic.

I do not really care about physical appearance so much, as my appearance preferences aren't "average" anyways.
Personally, I am very into nerdy types.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Games:
Nethack, Super Puzzle Fighter 2 Turbo, Metal Slug series, TMNT 4: Turtles in Time, Space Invaders, Gun-Nac, League of Legends, Team Fortress 2, STO, Diablo series, World of Warcraft, Minecraft, DDR, Borderlands 1&2, Hell Yeah! Wrath of the Dead Rabbit, Bit Trip series, Super Mario Bros series, PSO, Mario Kart, Castle Crashers, Dead Rising, Legend of Kage, Zombie Panic, Golden Eye, Super Meat Boy, Mega Man, Don't Starve, Goat Simulator, Tetris, Pac Man (and Ms.), Hearthstone (because I can't afford Magic anymore), Cards Against Humanity, Race for the Galaxy, Settlers of Catan, D&D, Scrabble, chess, blackjack (never play this against me, I count cards).
I play tons more, but these are my favorites.

Books:
Primarily non-fiction material, manuals, and comic books.
Batman(best villains) and Tank Girl are my favorites. I have every comic of each on my computer.

Movies:
Horror, comedy, and sci-fi are my favorites.
Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Grandma's Boy, Hackers, 21, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, Tank Girl, Star Trek, Star Wars, Cannibal: The Musical, Strange Wilderness, Ghost Busters 1&2, Monty Python series, Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy, Office Space, Strangeland, UHF, 5th Element, Hellraiser series, American Psycho, Alice in Wonderland, Watership Down, A Clockwork Orange, Beetlejuice, Nightmare On Elm Street series, Monkey Bone, Kung Pow! Enter The Fist, Donnie Darko, The Matrix series, Ace Ventura, Super Troopers, The Rocky Horror Picture Show (w/ Tim Curry), The Ring, Waiting, Edward Scissorhands, SLC Punk, Silent Hill, Ichi The Killer, Boondock Saints, Pulp Fiction, Killer Klowns From Outer Space, Dead Alive, Evil Dead series, Austin Powers series, Repo: The Genetic Opera, The Room, Guardians of the Galaxy, Kung Fu comedies, Disney movies.

Shows:
I love cartoons and sci-fi.

Normal:
Doctor Who, Star Trek (favorites are TOS and TNG), Red Dwarf, The IT Crowd, Big Bang Theory, Workaholics, Destination Truth, Dead Like Me, How I Met Your Mother, Community, Sliders, Bates Motel, American Horror Story, documentaries.

Cartoons:
Metalocalypse, Superjail, Adventure Time, Archer, Rick and Morty, Freakazoid, American Dad, Futurama, Family Guy, South Park, Bob's Burgers, The Venture Brothers, Batman(best villains), Steven Universe, Gravity Falls, ATHF, Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, The Brak Show, Sealab 2021, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Code Monkeys, Ugly Americans, Invader Zim, TMNT, Inspector Gadget, Ren and Stimpy, The Tick, Ducktales, Animaniacs, Pinky and The Brain, Dexter's Laboratory, Ahh! Real Monsters!, Rocko's Modern Life, Teen Titans, Project G.E.E.K.E.R., Transformers.

Anime:
Excel Saga, Sword Art Online, Dragon Ball Z, Gundam, Shin Chan, FLCL, Macross, Voltron (or Beast King GoLion), Chobits, Slayers, .hack, To LOVE-Ru, Night Warriors: Darkstalkers' Revenge, Evangelion, Hellsing, Elfen Lied, Bubblegum Crisis 2040, Watamote, Parasyte, No Game No Life.

Music:
Wow. Music is vast. I like Heavy Metal, Classic Rock, Punk Rock, Chiptune, 80's Pop, Ragtime, Swing, Jazz, Techno, Electro, Industrial, lots of video game music, Nerdcore, J-Pop, K-Pop, Bubblegum pop/rock/metal, lovingly-selected songs from the internet. I've deleted my band list because it's just a HUGE wall-o-text.

Food:
I primarily enjoy Japanese and Chinese cuisine, but these are my top favorites:
Sushi, pizza, dim sum, miso soup, udon soup, pretty much any kind of soup, musubi, tuna onigiri, seaweed, spinach, mushrooms, peas, garlic, geitost cheese, dark chocolate, mochi, mango, tamarind, melon, peach, Mountain Dew, milk, cinnamon milk tea, chrysanthemum tea.

I also like cooking. I prefer to cook from scratch.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Habitable atmosphere
- Clean water
- Nutrients
- Computers
- Video Games
- Internet

In that order.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think about everything, and I can't turn it off. I see anything, and I wonder why it occurs, how it works, and the affects it has on its surroundings. Pretty much how and why things and people work. I also like to think about our universe a lot, and what may be outside of it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably playing video games at home and smoking weed, or coding.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have Aspergers Syndrome and mild epileptic seizures. I can't do much about the epilepsy besides making environmental accomodations, but I've been working really hard to moderate and control my AS problems so I can live a more fulfilling life by trying to be more comfortable around other humans.

90% of autistic people do not have "special" abilities, but I am one of lucky few. I have a great memory and greatly excel at visual-spatial ability and strategic prediction. We'll just call them "involuntary mental mathematics". I am ridiculously good at counting cards thanks to these "gifts". Please do not make Rain Man jokes about that or I may possibly suffocate you. This may sound like fun, but there are many downsides. Hypersensitivity to light and sound, social anxiety, stimming, and really stupid phonic tics.

I have most of this stuff under control pretty well, but it still is what it is. I have a lot of issues to deal with, but I've also come pretty far in life, especially considering all the shit I've had to deal with.

I feel highly uncomfortable around groups of people. This is worth noting separately. It's not an off-limits thing, just kind of hit or miss depending on my sociability levels at the time.

I don't have a driving license, and I dislike driving in cities because it gives me anxiety attacks. I don't enjoy traveling by road at night due to photosensitive epilepsy.

I love cuddling.

Moral of the story is that I may seem "really cool" to some people, but it comes with downsides just like everything else in life.
You should message me if
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You still find me interesting after I've basically described my entire life on here, and would like to talk to me.

You would like to discuss computers, programming, astronomy, biology, video games, cartoons/anime, or sci-fi.

You also have an ASD, as we tend to get along together very well.

You would like to play PC, board, or card games together.

You would like to go to a museum or aquarium together.

I prefer to get to know someone decently before hanging out with them in person.

I may be cutesy, but I am also quite fond of sick humor (deadpan, dark, morbid, and potty). If you do not like that then you will not enjoy my company very much, because I make a loooot of sick jokes... especially when around my friends, things can get VERY extreme. This has been a problem in some previous relationships, so please do keep it in mind.

All races and genders are warmly welcomed into my heart, don't be afraid to talk to me due to personal insecurities.

Gamers and people above 70% can add me on Skype. PST for name.

League of Legends: Explosive Jesus

Steam profile: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198045840078/

Youtube channel:
https://www.youtube.com/c/TokoTokoBunni