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Roflcopter84

29 M Abbotsford, British Columbia, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 25
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So internet dating eh? Now I know what you’re thinking; oh great another weirdo is going to try and coerce me back to his sodomy lair. Well you have the wrong idea entirely, first of all it’s more of a fortress and secondly I’ve already got a lot of furniture around here and I’m just not sure where I would put you.

Besides I use semi-colons, how bad can I be?

I enjoy sarcasm and witty banter, so if you’re the kind of girl who enjoys a little playful abuse a gold star for you. If you’re the kind of girl who likes to be whipped with an extension cord while someone shouts demeaning slurs at you then you are a dirty hussy and receive two gold stars.

I’ve read enough profiles to know what you ladies expect in return. MAXIMUM TALLNESS. That’s why I have spent hours studying footage of the majestic south African giraffe. I assure you I will be able to provide that canopy level foliage you so badly desire.

Also bonus points if you enjoy 4chan, internet memes, cinema snobbery or board games.

So take my hand and together we shall we ride off into a facetious sunset and if you’re good we’ll stop for icecream on the way :D
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–31
  • Near me
  • For new friends