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28 • Bristol, UK • Woman
I’m looking for
- Ages 26–45
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last online
- May 1, 2013
- 5′ 8″ (1.73m)
- Body type
- A little extra
- Mostly anything
- Catholicism, and laughing about it
- Leo, but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from university
- Rather not say
- Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
- Likes dogs and has cats
- English (Fluently)
I feel I should say in here somewhere that I don't get on line too much at the moment so if it takes me a while to reply to you I'm sorry!
I love all the ‘artsy’ things in life, I love the water; you'll never see me happier than if you take me to the ocean. I love books and reading, I get lost in books and there’s very a good chance you’ll catch me arguing out loud with the characters in the books more than once. I love astronomy, (that’s the scientific one not the expecting the stars to know what’s going to happen next Tuesday one). I enjoy marine biology, and love to scuba dive. I love my x-box and will lose hours, even days to a good game. I’m a passionate rugby fan and can offend most people with my language whilst watching a game (I apologise for that now!). I enjoy travel and trying new things and would love to see the world.
I’m trouble, I don’t know how or why, but somehow everywhere I go trouble and chaos seem to follow me, usually resulting in great adventure! I’m honest to the point of fault, I’m horribly disorganised, and I drop things, a lot. I’m in a total state of chaos and disarray, I walk into things; I fall over for no reason at all, I’m clumsy, I forget to return phone calls, I don't text back 9 times out of 10 and I’m always late. I have the memory of a gold fish and an even shorter attention span. I work hard and I love my job, I think that entitles me to play hard as well and also, to relax hard! I love to laugh and I never take anything seriously.
Movies: Anything that will gross me out, scare me or make me laugh basically! I love thrillers/actions, High Speed Chases, Big Guns, Sex, Violence, sexy machines, sex, stuff blowing up... I love any and all good horror moves be they new and high tech or old and cheesy and I adore the daft, laugh til you cry and your sides ache kind of funny. I also quite like a good sci-fi flick.
Shows: I presume this means TV as opposed to theatre?! Well I'm a self-admitted cartoon addict, I think being a grown up is highly overrated! Mostly I'm a fan of anything funny, silly kids comedy, rude offensive toilet humour, clichéd American sitcom comedy... as long as I'm laughing I'm happy, I flat out don’t do soap operas, talk shows or reality TV of any kind!
Music: I like so many different kinds of music it would be impossible to list all the bands/songs I like. Stick my mp3 player on shuffle and you’ll find all kinds of things from Classical to Metal, Jazz, Blues, County old pop… I feel I should tell/warn you now I’m a big Elvis fan.
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