Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am 22 and love to say weird things that may occasionally upset
(but usually just confuse) people. I'm really into nerdy software
and have a strong passion for 3D animation, as well as dystopian
science fiction and macabre short stories.
I am a spontaneous, fairly tall blonde girl driven by my goals and
ambitions. My friends describe me as book smart and street stupid.
I pride myself in my sense of humor and would attest that a cynical
taste for life is a healthy expression of humility. If you can’t
see the pleasure in sarcastic humor and lengthy conversations about
irrelevant and ridiculous topics, then you’re probably not the one
for me. I currently work full time in a museum and have determined
that it is a preferable career option to working fast food.
I am cautious and have a high standard of morals. I am fiscally
responsible and am pretty good at keeping an eye on my spendings. I
also realize how counter-productive this must be with the rising
cost of inflation, as the dollar amount of my bank account steadily
loses relative worth in market value... LLAMA!!
Did I mention I like llamas? :) They're the most adorable, fluffy
creatures to bless this Earth. I almost stole one from a petting
zoo and took it home once...but then I didn't want to get arrested,
so I didn't.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have several pursuits. Right now I'm working in a science museum,
serving guests, and I absolutely adore it. My dream is to create
dystopian Sci-Fi's and animated films for domes and immersive
environments. I'm a total geek for 360 degree entertainment. I'm
also thinking of going back to school for engineering and computer
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not to sound like a total superhero or anything, but uh, I'm a bad
ass when it comes to spelling and grammar. So try not to
super-splice your commas or I might have to drop in and fight some
Although these days it seems I don't always use commas everywhere
they are needed. That's not because I don't know when to use them.
It's because I suffer from separation anxiety. *Cue corny laugh
Oh, and I have a mega fast typing speed...does that count as a
The first things people usually notice about me
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My blonde hair and exceptionally long legs. These legs get in the
way sometimes. I can't walk past my boss's chair without tripping
over it. You would think at some point she would learn to dodge
when she sees me coming around the corner...
I can be quirky and socially awkward...but in an alluring, sexy
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
*Big Bang Theory (a plethora of funny science nerds!!)
*Young adult dystopian adventure novels are a bit of a guilty
pleasure. I love futuristic dystopian sci-fi (whether in the form
of fiction, art, CGI or just my wildest dreams), especially when it
has a political message. I really enjoyed Hunger Games and the
*Forrest Gump (best movie ever)
*80's rock and new wave, baby!!! This girl was born in the 80's. I
was just two years fashionably late.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Architecture. I love urban life, traveling, and I especially love
to witness great engineering.
Mental stimulation. I need something to keep my mind active or I go
crazy. If I'm not learning something new, I may as well be living
in a gutter having meaningless philosophical conversations with the
People like to ask me what my hobbies are outside of studying. And
that just makes me realize what a freaking nerd I am. I guess I'd
have to say musicals. I would go to one every week if I could
And on that note, my music. All the time. Everywhere I go. I have a
pretty varied taste in music and will listen to anything from low
brow, modern day R&B/hip hop to 80's rock bands such as Led
Zeppelin and Van Halen, to Tears for Fears and ELO and Prince and
the Revolution, to whiny 90's generation sob music. Keep 'em
comin', I love music.
And must importantly, turning lists into five paragraph essays.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how the "personality" section of my profile says I'm so much meaner
than average. That is one really long, intimidating bar.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
thinking about all the cooler things I could be doing on a Friday
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've never felt like a room without a roof.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you're a nerd. Or tall. Or both. Love science geeks. Especially the
witty ones with khaki pants and an obsession with gadgets. I've
come to the conclusion that I will someday marry an engineer, or a
physicist, or someone who has devoted his life to science and the
future of mankind! I adore quirky, spazzy people with an
exaggerated enthusiasm for the small things in life. Lastly, the
first thing that will attract me to someone is that goofy but sexy
sparkle in his eye that says he is thinking about something uncanny
and offensive that he probably shouldn't say aloud in a public
Also, science and technology are the two sexiest things on this
planet. Some girls swoon and nearly fall off a bike when they see a
group of athletes with their shirts off; that's my reaction when I
see a guy with nerdy glasses, a button-down shirt/vest and khaki
pants and a bow tie...shh, don't tell Bill Nye. ;)
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