38 Broomfield, CO
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My self-summary
For the guys who keep looking at my profile and asking my wife: I am not a fucking cuck, morons. Ours is a relationship of EQUALS, therefore, your best bet is not to ask or assume that I am. It's unseemly and rude.

I'm at times sarcastic, witty, ignorant, intelligent, and everything in between. I like to live in the moral grey area that confounds people. I believe that a choice can be the right one to make, and yet morally wrong.

I'm a geek and a gamer. I used to have long hair, but through an accident of genetics I lost it all, and I hate shaving, but can't stand looking like Riff Raff, so I'm caught in a perpetual conundrum.

Sillyme1979 is my wife

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What I’m doing with my life
I'm writing erotica under a pseudonym....because writing is good.
I’m really good at
I make people laugh constantly(even when I'm trying to be serious, so I don't know if that's a good thing or not)I'm good at listening, and sometimes at giving advice. I'm horrible about listening to my own advice though.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm short...just kidding(not really because I am, but who cares). I'd have to say my "no BS" personality. That and people say that I look like a convict...not that I think that's a bad thing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Sci-fi/Fantasy, political thrillers, mysteries, pretty much just about anything written as long as it is written well. Non-fiction about WWII and Vietnam. I have been reading quite a bit of the classics lately(Oscar Wilde, Tolkien, Lewis Carroll). I also like to read about real crime and serial killers due to my interest in Psychology(I currently have a BA in Pysch and am going to go for a Masters of PhD). Anything by David Weber, Jim Butcher, Laurel K Hamilton, Vince Flynn, Roger Zelazny. Sun Tzu, Machiavelli, Joseph Campbell.

Food...hmmm, i'll try anything once...I love mexican and italian...and steak...and...fuck it, if it moo's, crows, caws, or even breathes, and will fit on my barbeque grill, its fair game. The gods made me omnivorous for a reason. Let them eat meat!

Music...Disturbed, VNV Nation, Powerman 5000, Porcelain and the Tramps, Uriah, Motorhead, Machinehead, Wolfsheim...if its loud, fast, has a good beat, or just sounds good, I'll listen to it. Lately have been listening to Sinatra, Buble, and the classics ;)

Movies/TV...Office Space, Boondock Saints, Serenity/Firefly, LotR, NCIS, Myth Busters, Dirty Jobs, Scrubs, Torchwood, Doctor Who, the Dresden Files, any kind of horror flick. I do seem to have a penchant for shows that will soon be usually before the 1st season is even over.
The six things I could never do without
Humor. All you need is humor...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why OKC ruined their credibility by messing with their match system as a social experiment. Now you can't trust the numbers....and why do they keep changing with my spouse when we haven't answered a new question in years?
On a typical Friday night I am
Chilling at home reading or playing a game. Thinking about going out, but rethinking it and staying in. Sometimes I curl up with a nice glass of scotch or whiskey and watch horror flicks until my eyes bleed. Watching a lot of BBC and AMC shows.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
That I like to sing out loud....and am horrible at it.
You should message me if
If you don't mind inappropriate jokes

If you'd like to play pool.

If you have a really good Role-Playing group going, I'm soooo fucking in. I miss doing some pen and paper. Shadowrun, D&D, Megatraveller, whatever. I'm there.

You can tell where my nick comes from(and if you say "Lord of the Rings" I will flog you!) It is a very esoteric reference so I won't hold it against you if you don't.

Like what you can see of my sense of humor or interests.

Aren't completely egotistical(I have enough ego on my own, thankyouverymuch)

If you are smarter than the average bear and think you can keep up.

Please don't message me if all you ever do is hang out in loud environments like bars and clubs. I like to go to them occasionally, but not all the time, especially since I have hearing issues and have trouble socially interacting in loud environments.

If you're a hot/intelligent redhead....