Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy


38 Broomfield, CO Man


Similar users

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Aug 25
Native American, White
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Mostly anything
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Open relationship
Strictly non-monogamous
Has kids
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
*** I am looking for FRIENDS with Benefits. This means that I actually want to be able to hold a conversation with you and bullshit with you. A mental connection is a necessity. ***

I'm at times sarcastic, witty, ignorant, intelligent, and everything in between. I like to live in the moral grey area that confounds people. I believe that a choice can be the right one to make, and yet morally wrong. But then...what are morals anyway?

I'm a geek, a gamer, and a creative nobody. I used to have long hair, but through an accident of genetics I lost it all, and I hate shaving, but can't stand looking like Riff Raff, so I'm caught in a perpetual conundrum.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm writing erotica under a pseudonym....because writing is good.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I make people laugh constantly(even when I'm trying to be serious, so I don't know if that's a good thing or not)I'm good at listening, and sometimes at giving advice. I'm horrible about listening to my own advice though.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm short...just kidding(not really because I am, but who cares). I'd have to say my "no BS" personality. That and people say that I look like a convict...not that I think that's a bad thing. And people also complain that I don't smile in my pictures...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Sci-fi/Fantasy, political thrillers, mysteries, pretty much just about anything written as long as it is written well. Non-fiction about WWII and Vietnam. I have been reading quite a bit of the classics lately(Oscar Wilde, Tolkien, Lewis Carroll). I also like to read about real crime and serial killers. Anything by David Weber, Jim Butcher, Laurel K Hamilton, Vince Flynn, Roger Zelazny. Sun Tzu, Machiavelli, Joseph Campbell.

Food...hmmm, i'll try anything once...I love mexican and italian...and steak...and...fuck it, if it moo's, crows, caws, or even breathes, and will fit on my barbeque grill, its fair game. The gods made me omnivorous for a reason. Let them eat meat!

Music...Disturbed, VNV Nation, Powerman 5000, Porcelain and the Tramps, Uriah, Motorhead, Machinehead, Wolfsheim...if its loud, fast, has a good beat, or just sounds good, I'll listen to it. Lately have been listening to Sinatra, Buble, and the classics ;)

Movies/TV...Office Space, Boondock Saints, Serenity/Firefly, LotR, NCIS, Myth Busters, Dirty Jobs, Scrubs, Torchwood, Doctor Who, the Dresden Files, any kind of horror flick. I do seem to have a penchant for shows that will soon be usually before the 1st season is even over.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Humor. All you need is humor...and a gun. The fuckin' zombies are coming, after all.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why OKC ruined their credibility by messing with their match system as a social experiment. Now you can't trust the numbers....and why do they keep changing with my spouse when we haven't answered a new question in years?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Chilling at home reading or playing a game. Thinking about going out, but rethinking it and staying in. Sometimes I curl up with a nice glass of scotch or whiskey and watch horror flicks until my eyes bleed. Watching a lot of BBC and AMC shows.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I like to sing out loud....and am horrible at it. Ever heard a half-deaf person sing?(yes, I AM almost half deaf)....Its not a pretty picture.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you don't mind inappropriate jokes
If you have a really good RPG group going, I'm soooo fucking in. I miss doing some pen and paper. Shadowrun, D&D, Megatraveller, whatever. I'm there.

You can tell where my nick comes from(and if you say "Lord of the Rings" I will flog you!) It is a very esoteric reference so I won't hold it against you if you don't.

Like what you can see of my sense of humor or interests.

Aren't completely egotistical(I have enough ego on my own, thankyouverymuch)

If you are smarter than the average bear and think you can keep up.

Please don't message me if all you ever do is hang out in loud environments like bars and clubs. I like to go to them occasionally, but not all the time, especially since I have hearing issues and have trouble socially interacting in loud environments.

If you don't understand sarcasm, don't bother, you will only be lost and confused, and I hate explaining myself.

If you don't like blunt honesty and a lack of tact that borders on rudeness, then you might want to pass me up. I don't feel like wasting my time sparing people's feelings when a good sharp poke at the offending area can take care of the problem one way or another.

If you're a hot/intelligent redhead....