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26 New York, NY Man


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  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
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My Details

Last Online
Dec 23
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly kosher
Judaism, and somewhat serious about it
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Working on masters program
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm Harold, and here's a list of totally unimportant, yet true, statements about me:

- I like to travel and I've hit five of seven continents, and one day, I will make it to Antarctica to see penguins. March of the Penguins wasn't enough.

- If I go out for karaoke, I will at some point sing "Hot Stuff" by Donna Summer. That may or may not be stuck in your head now.

- I have this theory you can tell a lot about a person based on whether they prefer Scrabble or Monopoly. For the record, I'd go with Monopoly every time.

- I will use the phrase "not as such" when I mean "no" if I think beating around the bush would be funnier. I stole that from the Monty Python cheese shop sketch.

- Into Myers-Briggs personality testing? I'm an INTJ, except for those times when I test as an INFJ or INTP. You know who else was probably an INTJ? Einstein. So if you want someone like Einstein, except nowhere near so clever, fluent in German or dead, then there is a distinct possibility I fit the bill.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a computer programmer at a bank. I like the job - it's pretty much a series of timed logic puzzles, and so far as I'm concerned, there's nothing wrong with that. I'm also doing night school - I like to stay busy.

Otherwise, I like reading (with the result being I like my commute), writing, going for long walks exploring the city and hanging out with friends. I also love going to museums (I think I could just about live in the Met, "From The Mixed-Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler"-style) and enjoy Broadway musicals, particularly Sondheim ones. Oh, and I recently started playing guitar.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sumo wrestling - though I'm a bit out of practice, not having done it in a decade and a half. But I was pretty good at the time. There's footage of it floating around some Japanese network news show.

You may think I'm joking about this. I assure you, I'm not.

Also, Jeopardy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Pride and Prejudice, The Chosen, American Gods. Lately, I've been on a serious Guy Gavriel Kay kick, so yeah, that's a topic I'm more than willing to discuss.

Movies: Casablanca, The Dark Knight, Layer Cake, Roman Holiday, What About Bob?, Frozen

Shows: Chuck, Parks and Recreation, The Wire, The West Wing

Music: The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, The Who, Taylor Swift, Billy Joel

Food: I have great weaknesses for ice cream, General Tso's chicken and spicy food. I have yet to have a spicy ice cream, and honestly, I'm not really looking to change that, although my experience with garlic ice cream was entirely positive, so maybe I should keep an open mind.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Reading material
2) Good pens
3) Comfortable walking shoes
4) Ben & Jerry's
5) Duct tape. It can do anything except, curiously, fix ducts. This is why you probably don't want to try and fix your air conditioning unit with it - though, who knows, you may have better results than I did.
6) Family/friends.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How great it will be when the Dodgers end the practical joke and move back to Brooklyn. Until they do, I root for the Yankees. I realize it doesn't make a lick of sense that I should show such loyalty to a team that bailed over thirty years before I was born, but while I appreciate logic, life's much more interesting if you're not completely ruled by it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once won a dance competition. Mercifully, neither injuries nor footage resulted from this incident, so let's just say - inaccurately - I won it because of sweet dance moves and not because people were voting me into the finals out of morbid curiosity to see what would happen next.
You should message me if
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- If you have strong opinions on the space program
- If you have a video of red or giant pandas you would like to share
- If you strongly believe that "different flavors of ice cream" is a topic worth discussing for hours on end
- If you like the idea of someone singing Katy Perry songs whilst doing a Paul Robeson impression.
- If every time you accidentally make the typo of writing "hours" as "horus," you smile because that fifth grade term spent on Egyptian mythology hasn't left you yet
- If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you
- If you think the last, plagiarized, bullet point was an obvious joke to make but also would have viewed it as a missed opportunity had I not made a similar joke
- If you think the coolest car on earth is the Popemobile because it's called "the Popemobile" and really, that's just awesome
- If absolutely none of the above points apply but you still want to
message me.

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